For some reason this made me think of fatrick as a cenobite from Hellraiser, and now I gotta get the idea out my head before I waste a perfectly fine evening crafting some shitty Pinhead shoop in gimp
You are welcome.
Fat could literally run down a dozen kids at a street parade because he was too focused on xeeting "NO CHILD MY NAME IS NOT CLARABELLE" at a troll instead of the road, go on the run for a month while regularly releasing inebriated videos of him blaming everything on the stalker childs and trump and gamergate, get filmed being arrested at a seedy motel in which he is dragged out naked squealing like a freshly violated pig and nikki's strapon still dangling out his ass, and then get the full Darrell Brooks media trial treatment in which he choses to represent himself and interrupts the prosecution, judge, and witnesses with "no child you cannot ask that/no child i am not on trial/no child you did not see that" among many, many other recorded court antics, and then upon being found guilty and sentanced to life in the slammer he attempts to jump at the judge with a snarl of "SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CHILD" only to trip over and slam his fat head into the bench, and then get dragged out while screaming "DOYOUHAVEANYIDEAAAAAAAAAAAA?" to the cheering of all in court....I still don't accept that pat did not win lolcow of the year
Honestly I'm not surprised. BMJ is Jewsh's personal favorite cow, equipped with his own chat and gamba dollars from the main janny himself. Rackets was a friend of the show who's circling the drain at Ralphamale speeds. While Fatrick may not be lolcow of the year, according to this extremely credible source, pigs have been rated as the third best farm animal:I still don't accept that pat did not win lolcow of the year
Patheon is right there. Use it.
What he actually reached was Xen.
Perhaps it's because he was never and will never be a dad. I'm sure he'd much prefer signed-away-the-legal-rights-to-your-daughter jokes.
He is, as the French say, a faux pa.
I’d say it’s part of it but it’s not, he has no care at all for his spawn (and better for her I suppose) - I think the main driving anger is that the jokes are funny in a dadjoke kind of way; and he knows it and he can’t do even as good.
When did Styx move to Milwaukee?
Ok, I have taken it as given that Robert Prongay doesn't exist because Patrick is a simpleton and Jackie is a low iq pajeet.
the robert prongay thing is an onaboard ruse, yes, and it has a tincture of truth to it in that there was a real Robert Pronge. they didn't use that canadian fella's image, they just came up with a bullshit mastermind behind fat's distress and Jackie "Horseface" Singh ran with it and fake-doxxed people. Fat Rick believes jackie's version of events to this day. it was so successful that when fatrick tried to relitigate his fucking hearing last year, he cited robert prongay and jackie in self-written legal documents.
The Bob Gayporn thing hadn't started yet, but he claimed quasi is actually the son of a federal judge, whose father was illegally using corrupt influence to get cases against them in entirely different jurisdictions thrown out, and his only citation was "jackie said so".
