🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[feral cat #6385]

I'm getting sick of hearing and seeing the puke ghoul.

 

[Pathos]

Previous Endorsement Stats linked below

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17498671

Stats as of 11:59PM 1/14/24

(As always, Please play this song while reading the stats for full effect or not if you don't like mario party)

1st Shinji- 11211 -

2nd LubeCooch - 8024 -

3rd Tayleigh- 5344 -

Runners up:

Trish - 1796 -

- Frank - 970

Dumbgay -620

- Chris (die die die) - 421

Oliver -207

Eliminations:

Tai - 1/12/24

Britney - 1/14/24

Ali - 1/14/24

Spoiler: Hellhouse Obituary

Jimmy's $800 Dollar Artifact Ashtray 1/8/24 - KO - Cause: ♀Women♀

Hammer Bro. Jimmy 1/9/24 - TKO - Cause: ♀Women♀

Taylor 1/2/24 - KO - Cause: et tu, tj?

Brian 1/4/24 - KO - Cause: Sacrificed to keep Jimmy on the show. If he's Brian, he's Crian!

Nifty: KO 1/4/24 - Cause: Chemical attack by Jimmy, eventually passed away from their skin absorbing too much poisonous cologne. Long live the content queen.

Delaney: ??? 1/4/24 - Cause: So obscure she faded from reality. She's probably still there, we just haven't noticed her yet.

Cole: - Retired 12/27/23 Reason: Dishonorably Discharged

Summer: - TKO 12/22/23 Cause: Mental Combustion

JC - Retired 12/22/23 Cause: Voluntary Forfeit

Meg - KO - 12/25/23 Cause: Told to take a seat by Jimmy, obliged by taking a permanent break from the game. Received a prophetic vision of Jimmy related destruction to come.

 

[curbside2]

Frank does the same thing but with Sam's laugh. Listen to Frank laugh then go find a clip of Sam laughing it's creepy how similar they are.

I subbed to his Gumroad and Frank does that same laugh in his earliest videos. Could just mean he’s been copying it for a long time.

 

[Strap-on Makima]

This "be entertaining" bit is getting really cringe. Fatty's comparing s2 to s1 now and pretends there weren't downtimes in s1. As if the fish haven't watched it already and can't tell he's bullshitting.

 

[C. Cactus]

Tonight's "therapy night" keeps going on and on. Jet has mentioned a few times that "he's going to be there for a while". Earlier, he said they were going to do this all night. I assumed it was a joke, but I am starting to think it might not be. This therapy session has not been fun to watch, but dragging it out an entire night would be a funny way to salvage that by turning it into an endurance contest: "How many times can you respond to Jet re-framing the same fucking questions without going insane?". If this is what happens, they better be prepared for the fish to want to sleep all day tomorrow.

Chris is giving a passionate speech right now and I have absolutely no idea what point he is trying to make.

 

['Ol Stinky]

Doing what Chris does best- nonsensical metaphors.

"You're supposed to be the mashed potatoes, and we're the salt and pepper combo. yet I walked in and found a boiling pot of water that's supposed to be world class mac and cheese."

 

[Marche]

Fatty is awful

 

[Sicko Hunter]

DID SHINJI JUST MOLEST CHRIS

 

[Tsunade-sama]

Shinji molested Chris and sniffed his hand after. I feel like puking. Chris said he hasn't showered in 3 days.

 

[C. Cactus]

Chris is naked and Shinji has, with permission, lifted up Chris's belly and revealed his penis.

 

['Ol Stinky]

DID SHINJI JUST MOLEST CHRIS

Fatty Gets Fingered

Islamic content :

 

[Cringestorian X]

Unleash the

 

[Pathos]

All the freeloaders, which are entities meant to be obstacles to fish, which can't or shouldn't be fucked with, are going to be cordial to tayleigh during competition time going forward until the end of fishtank. I'm calling it now.

 

[no-exit]

To play devil's advocate for tj: every time he's supposed to talk this thread diggs in on calling him a mush mouth and how he ah and ums. What do you expect him to do when pressed on the porno shit even if he is defending himself lol, he's still the same mush mouth faggot who can barely form sentences

>why are you so defensive? just own up to it!
>why aren't you defending yourself like Jimmy?

>I'll do whatever I have to do to win!
>I was forced to do the baby fetish shit, but you acting during the challenge and following instructions was messed up!

Watching them try incriminate TJ its excruciatingly painful, it makes me feel intelligent. I think TJ is lubecooch, but their justification is laughably bad. How is TJ supposed to prove a negative? The burden of proof is laid on the accuser for a reason. Speaking of proof, the contestants haven't seen or even have access to the screenshots. Now that I think about it, this is a perfect setting for a mock trial, to provide some semblance of spectacle and structure before in inevitable devolution into shitflinging. There already is an authoritative referee named JUDGE for fucks sake. If they are trying to provoke TJ into doing something wild in retaliation, they've only made him more sympathetic.

while the Jet and Ben show unfolds, to nobody's amusement.

Jet says hes the director, but he wants to be the star. This became clear to me when he stopped Tay from antagonizing Nifty, and his justification was because he wanted to keep his 4am youtube sessions going (which was funny, but telling).

the whole “you guys suck be entertaining NOW” is a self fulfilling prophecy. constantly negging the fish puts them on the defensive and they have already been taught that laying low and doing nothing is how you win.

While I agree that the fish are boring often, I feel like production staff just says this to absolve them of blame. They control all of the information, stimuli, rewards, and punishments. On top of that, Jet tries to get them to form alliances, sabotage, gang up, discourage ganging up, and have challenges where the outcome and popularity doesn't matter, its just up to the whim of whoever is judging. Oh also some activity that will carry into the early morning. Today it was... marshmallow spaghetti arts and crafts followed by the exact same group therapy conversation we've had three times. I'm so excited to watch more circular logic, gaslighting without subtlety, and asking the fish/freeloaders questions that will never matter. Do they forget that contestants have to live together? They can't just waddle down to the basement like Jet. No wonder nobody targets Shinji, he's the biggest threat but a pleasant roommate.

It really feels like jet is trying really hard to protect the fish he likes, especially with him very obviously trying to get everyone to go against shinji.

To me, it looks like he has contempt for the part of the audience that disagrees with him, like it hurts his ego. I can't find the screenshots, but he loved Brian and saved him from getting kicked like 3 times.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

just simply "like throwing up"

nah, there is a bit of a high from it. your body gives you good vibes because it assumes you're throwing up for a real reason. even if you're in pain or have something that can't be cured by barfing like pancreatitis or heart burn youll still feel better from it. they say cutters and hair pullers and other groups like that can feel smaller but just as good of vibes from their stuff because the body just assumes you're bloodletting or cutting yourself for a good reason. Its not autistic slapping its a legit thing.

she shoves her fingers down her throat, looks like a concentration camp survivor,

a BMI of 19 is within normal range, and honestly the health effects of being 16-18 is overblown. plenty of healthy people especially if they grew up in the gilded age or depression era were able to maintain that size with no ill health effects. she could literally be fatty's size it wouldn't give her a better ass or tits.

I'm coming around to Duanye staying in the tank now that he is no longer monopolizing every conversation

This is a good time to bring up that Duanye wasn't even Jet's pick. Alex Stein who was watching the show (and is probably on or reading this thread) basically shoved him down their throats. If it weren't for outside help from a former reality show contestant and producer, they would have never gotten literally their best guest ever.

while the Jet and Ben show unfolds,

they really should be playing the two henchmen of Sam. they're not good as content but if they were like the night and early watch for the real brains behind the camera it would work out better.

jet's gotta be the least charismatic person I've ever seen

now you know why Nixon won against his grandpa in 72

Doing what Chris does best- nonsensical metaphors.

"You're supposed to be the mashed potatoes, and we're the salt and pepper combo. yet I walked in and found a boiling pot of water that's supposed to be world class mac and cheese."

holy shit i actually know what he means. the freeloaders are supposed to be the garnish, they're the think that kicks up a notch a meal ready to be served. the "bam!" if you will. Instead they really haven't even started the process of making content. they're still at step one. Its like he's the medical dude on the ambulance and he's starting his shift only to find out you don't even have an ambulance and just got your learners permit.

 

['Ol Stinky]

holy shit i actually know what he means. the freeloaders are supposed to be the garnish, they're the think that kicks up a notch a meal ready to be served. the "bam!" if you will. Instead they really haven't even started the process of making content.

My initial statement was piss poor- I picked out this specific metaphor because Chris didn't stick with it, he switched gears from mashed potatoes to mac and cheese.

It's a real spectacle when he goes so far left on the bell curve he wraps around to the right. That tard sure can monologue!

 

[feral cat #6385]

a bunch of simping bullshit

 

[Marche]

TJ is honestly retarded if he is taking advice from fatty.

 

[feral cat #6385]

TJ is honestly retarded if he is taking advice from fatty.

TJ is so stupid he isn't even sentient.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

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