Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

Isn’t white bread a thing like that in black culture too? Their mom buys the cheapest white bread loaded with crazy amounts of sugar when they’re kids and then they can’t eat normal bread as teens and adults?
It wouldn’t surprise me. Bread is absolutely one of those products where the stuff in a bag vs the stuff from home or a semi-proper bakery are like night and day. My bread machine is one of the better christmas gifts I’ve gotten in a while.

Have you ever quit drinking soda and cut way back on sugar and then had a Coke? It tastes disgustingly sweet.

It's definitely my daily pour when I'm not using another hotter sauce. It's about the only hot sauce that's appropriate for any use.
Crystal is pretty good too. Same ingredients beyond the peppers being cayennes instead of tabascoes.
 
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Why does the second guy's kitchen look exactly like Jack Scalfani's?
Weird, it's definitely close. But the reality is that the houses were probably built in a similar timeframe with modular cabinets. Fatty's kitchen has handles on everything, and 4 cabinets to the right of the stove though, this guy only has 2. Plus Fatty had appliances with the stainless crap on the front. It's the same reason strip malls built around the same timeframe look the same even on different ends of the country. There's only a handful of companies actually doing architecture, construction, mass producing cabinets, etc.
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More negro insanity please, here's macaroni and cheese but without any cheese sauce.
And whatever this is...
Here's a pothead making the assest jailhouse burrito I've ever seen.

These videos remind me of a retarded chef back in the early 00s we'd watch on youtube and make fun of. Literally they let a retard cook food on public access and it was horrifying to watch him cross contaminate and not wash his board. I remember he made a jello dish once and one of the comments was, "Even the Jello came out looking retarded." I still laugh at that comment to this day. His stuff still looked more edible than half these dishes.
Jesus Christ that "burrito" I knew he was going to do something dumb but I didn't expect him to try and make it in a plastic bag. Hope you enjoy all your melted plastic filled carcinogens.
 
These videos remind me of a retarded chef back in the early 00s we'd watch on youtube and make fun of. Literally they let a retard cook food on public access and it was horrifying to watch him cross contaminate and not wash his board. I remember he made a jello dish once and one of the comments was, "Even the Jello came out looking retarded." I still laugh at that comment to this day. His stuff still looked more edible than half these dishes.
Jesus Christ that "burrito" I knew he was going to do something dumb but I didn't expect him to try and make it in a plastic bag. Hope you enjoy all your melted plastic filled carcinogens.
do you recall the name of the channel? sounds fun
also when you say retarded do you mean 'stupid' or 'actually mentally handicapped'? because i'm reminded of a cooking channel where a couple a downies cook food together, but their stuff's pretty damn decent
 
do you recall the name of the channel? sounds fun
also when you say retarded do you mean 'stupid' or 'actually mentally handicapped'? because i'm reminded of a cooking channel where a couple a downies cook food together, but their stuff's pretty damn decent
Yes actually retarded.

Looks like someone uploaded an episode of it. I remember the original getting pulled ages ago like 2006.

There are other episodes too out there. Not sure if they're on youtube.
 
Yes actually retarded.

Looks like someone uploaded an episode of it. I remember the original getting pulled ages ago like 2006.

There are other episodes too out there. Not sure if they're on youtube.
thanks bro
i'm always a bit torn about stuff like this. on one hand, if the retard is high functioning enough to be self aware and knows this is all a pisstake, it feels less cruel than just pointing and laughing at a guy who doesn't know what's going on
on the other hand... it's the lack of awareness that usually makes failure funny
 
on topic, I did see an imported ape in my local KFC ordering and being asked what he preferred, wings legs, breasts , he screwed his face up and picked the boniest option. they seem to prefer the bony options. Had an ex who worked in KFC who noticed this too. Probably an instinctual thing with their big scavenger lips shucking meat off the stuff the lions couldn't finish
This is a thing I've noticed over the years as well.
Personally, I prefer drumsticks because the breasts are sometimes overcooked at fast food places, which makes them dry and unpalatable. Drumsticks are harder to overcook due to the fat under the skin.
I use a lot of chicken breast and boneless thighs when cooking other Chinese dishes, but in terms of fried chicken, I prefer drumsticks.

"omelette"
I would not feed that to a wild dog.

With the mention of curries, I'm going to bring up Jamaican curries. Despite the fact curries use tons of spices, Jamaican niggers feel the need to dump tons of seasoning mixes and dried powders into it. It never tastes as good as other curries. I recently did a cooking experiment where I cooked what would be a normal Indian curry, but used some Jamaican flavors. I added thyme, allspice, green pepper, red pepper, and a scotch pepper to it. Turned out better than Jamaican curries. Not only do niggers not understand balancing flavors, they don't understand cooking techniques.
The only curry I enjoy consuming is Malaysian curry.
Everything else is disgusting and over-seasoned.

Back when selling weed and weed adjacent shit was profitable around here, before legalization etc, i would take the leaves and waste product from growing plants and make really shitty green butter full of chlorophyll and shit. It would taste like a mowed yard soaked in browned if not burned butter, i would make noxious brownies with it totally unpalatable to anyone i knew save black people who loved them. Take of this what you will.
Interesting information.
They seemed really adamant on the bone meat though, like they pulled a really scornful face when asked, on dee bone!
You can take a goat to the river, but you cannot force it to drink.

Maybe y'all just too ignant to handle REAL negro mouth gravy smdh
I do not want to know how you have acquired such intimate knowledge of negroid mouth flavors.

No Joke, there's a special course for chefs in the British Army for chefs that are going to cook for Gurkha's, one of the extra tools they get is a saw to cut up goat, as they don't even try to take the meat off the bone. Also they're trained to slaughter the goats themselves, not for any religious or cultural reasons just convenience.
What do the Gurkhas eat?
I am curious, as they are some of the best soldiers in the world and I am curious if there is any correlation between that and their diet.
 
It wouldn’t surprise me. Bread is absolutely one of those products where the stuff in a bag vs the stuff from home or a semi-proper bakery are like night and day. My bread machine is one of the better christmas gifts I’ve gotten in a while.
There really is nothing like baking your own bread. Little yeast, buttload of flour, some butter, some water, a small pinch each of salt and sugar (or a few drops of honey), maybe a splash of vinegar, it's actually really easy to make.

And the experience of eating a nice warm piece of buttered bread freshly baked from the oven cannot be understated.

And far too few people actually bother to ever try baking bread, not just niggers.
 
Where I live, one of the top political issues is black women's infant mortality rate, and how black women generally have less positive outcomes than all other ethnic groups of women (Hispanic women have the best and healthiest infant mortality rates, so it's not a money issue or a discrimination issue).

If you listen to podcasts like The Daily from The New York Times, who has done deep dives into this, they came to an expected conclusion: black women have the highest infant mortality rates because doctors are so deeply seething with racism that it actually kind of makes them retarded. To be exact, they don't think black women can actually feel pain, so they don't take their complaints seriously. This all goes back to the time of slavery and...

No, no, it couldn't be they're filling their baby's bodies with deodorant, ground pieces of glass, sand, detergent, chicken bleach and other chemicals, and we're all racist for thinking that could be it.
Late as hell on this, but this is a subject I know something about, and the thread may enjoy it. This article by the NIH (Archive) talks about infant mortality rates in various ethnic groups. It specifically compares blacks and Hispanics because of their similar socioeconomic profiles. In short, black people have astronomically high rates of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS) because they listen to grandma instead of their doctor. The study found that black people have higher awareness of SIDS than Hispanics, but Hispanic mothers are still more likely to practice safe infant sleeping habits. Black mothers are more likely to ignore their pediatrician's advice in favor of advice from older female relatives, in the process of which they do almost everything you can possibly do to increase the risk of SIDS. They share beds with babies, places babies on their stomachs to sleep, expose babies to secondhand smoke, and so on, despite being told by their doctors not to do any of that. Their doctor says, "Alone, on its back, in a crib." Grandma says, "Mah babies slepp on dey stomachs inna bed wiff me, an' dey came out aight." They listen to grandma instead of the pediatrician, and their baby dies of SIDS. It's profoundly goddamn tragic.
 
Black mothers are more likely to ignore their pediatrician's advice in favor of advice from older female relatives, in the process of which they do almost everything you can possibly do to increase the risk of SIDS.
I'd imagine this stems from black people generally not trusting medical institutions very much, which itself stems from historical racism. Given all the stuff that went on with covid and vaccines and whatnot causing a widespread generalized distrust of said institutions, I can't imagine that this sentiment is on the decline.
 
I'd imagine this stems from black people generally not trusting medical institutions very much, which itself stems from historical racism. Given all the stuff that went on with covid and vaccines and whatnot causing a widespread generalized distrust of said institutions, I can't imagine that this sentiment is on the decline.
Interestingly though, many cultures to this day don't go to doctors for just about anything and often take advice from older relatives, or at most local village doctors or friends and relatives with medical knowledge, to great results
The issue here isn't, in my opinion, that doctors are these beacons of ultimate truth and the stupid lesser man can't do so much as fart without consulting them... It's not that casual practices passed down through the generations are inherently bad, but rather that these black women are simply advised bad practices
And that might stem, again, from a lack of history
 
Late as hell on this, but this is a subject I know something about, and the thread may enjoy it. This article by the NIH (Archive) talks about infant mortality rates in various ethnic groups. It specifically compares blacks and Hispanics because of their similar socioeconomic profiles. In short, black people have astronomically high rates of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS) because they listen to grandma instead of their doctor. The study found that black people have higher awareness of SIDS than Hispanics, but Hispanic mothers are still more likely to practice safe infant sleeping habits. Black mothers are more likely to ignore their pediatrician's advice in favor of advice from older female relatives, in the process of which they do almost everything you can possibly do to increase the risk of SIDS. They share beds with babies, places babies on their stomachs to sleep, expose babies to secondhand smoke, and so on, despite being told by their doctors not to do any of that. Their doctor says, "Alone, on its back, in a crib." Grandma says, "Mah babies slepp on dey stomachs inna bed wiff me, an' dey came out aight." They listen to grandma instead of the pediatrician, and their baby dies of SIDS. It's profoundly goddamn tragic.
All of which also neatly dovetails with the "SIDS is medical profession jargon for willful or negligent infant homicide that no one really cares enough about to try to prove in a court of law" hypothesis.
 
thanks bro
i'm always a bit torn about stuff like this. on one hand, if the retard is high functioning enough to be self aware and knows this is all a pisstake, it feels less cruel than just pointing and laughing at a guy who doesn't know what's going on
on the other hand... it's the lack of awareness that usually makes failure funny
If it makes you feel better he died back in like 2006 of salmonella poisoning. (not really salmonella - at least I don't think so.)
He was pre CWC shit for me it was just WILD people were letting him make this stuff and watching him pick at it while he made it and going "WHY IS NO ONE STOPPING HIM!?"I watched a bit of it again today. The food is hilarious as hell, but it definitely lost the charm of when I found it back in like 2003

he study found that black people have higher awareness of SIDS than Hispanics, but Hispanic mothers are still more likely to practice safe infant sleeping habits.
To add to this back when I lived in a large city back in the early 00s a black infant was crushed to death by an oversized TV on a stand too small, about every two to three weeks, it would keep making the local news. Even if they make it past age 2 when they're running around they're getting crushed by TVs. It was incredible to me. They even had PSA movements about securing your TV with some local rapper.
 
Interestingly though, many cultures to this day don't go to doctors for just about anything and often take advice from older relatives, or at most local village doctors or friends and relatives with medical knowledge, to great results
lol

There’s a reason those “village doctors” are referred to as “quacks” even by NGOs. There are countless initiatives in developing countries to dissuade people from consulting these dipshits, who tell people (for examples) to submerge their newborn babies in ice water to “clean” them, or to leave their sick infants on the steps of the local temple for “healing.” It’s one thing to trust them for a pile of dried herbs to help get rid of a cold. But unfortunately the low IQ niggers of the world never press the learn button and realize they’re turning to fellow tards for “cures” that only lead to death.

Of course these NGOs — staffed top to bottom by progressives — never acknowledge that the root of the problem is that these populations are low IQ smooth brains barely equipped to survive day to day life. It’s whitey’s fault, capitalism’s fault, anything’s fault but the people making shit decisions regardless of hundreds of data points screaming darthno.wav.

The funniest part is that when you go on visits to these villages with NGOs, their workers are afraid to offend the niggers by declining the offers of cups of tea or a bite of cake made in their super fucking unhygienic tents and shanties with their filthy hands (including long nails AKA bacteria scoops) and bug-filled provisions whose containers double as rat toilets. Which is why you never go to one of these shitholes without a full supply of cipro.
 
All of which also neatly dovetails with the "SIDS is medical profession jargon for willful or negligent infant homicide that no one really cares enough about to try to prove in a court of law" hypothesis.
I also wanted to share this tidbit. Supposedly it's nearly entirely women killing their children knowingly and it's not exposed because lack of evidence and not alerting the husband, which could end bloodily. The biggest evidence is how it doesn't make sense from an outside perspective - First of all, the name means nothing. It's not some magical ailment, something happened to kill the baby and it isn't shared. Even as an umbrella term it's meaningless. Second, why isn't it the biggest focus of the health industry? You'd think there will be massive expenditure of resources to research and fix this mysterious thing that is common enough to be heard by everyone.
 
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