Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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monstrous bubo said:
She doesn’t realise that she’ll put on weight like a woman, and they think that is too fucking obvious to tell her. And six years later she wonders why she has Venus of Willesdorf hips, because retard.
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The feeling I got from reading this is that she probably got put on hormonal birth control as a teen and now six years later she’s naturally developed into a woman’s body.

wtf did she think would happen?
 
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Geraldine said:
Definitely going to check back for comments later. :)
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That was the divorced troon finding "her" self.
Not a whole lot of comments, but this one shows the type is not unique.

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Jacques1194 said:
Some trannies I saw online(Tiktok mostly)treat being trans as something cool.Literally there was a pooner who said that her identity and getting her breasts removed made her one of the cool kids for being special.This is why I generally believe this cult is so appealing to confused and autistic teenagers (Especially girls) because they treat being trans, and gender dysphoria like its a cool fad with no consequences and not an actual mental illness.
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100%. Pre-teen/teen girls are brutal and especially in this age of social media sameface and intense pressure on girls (and boys to a similar if lesser extent) to conform to a very particular type of beauty which is pushed at them at all hours of the day via clock-app and Instagram, transitioning is a way for the ugly, odd, or otherwise undesirables to claw their way to some kind of clout.

That being said there is nothing special to any of these millions of stories of "crippling dysphoria" I've found. If its not blatant porn addiction it's all just descriptions of what being a human being is like. 99% of people are chubby and awkward and socially maladjusted at 13. Some people don't hit their swan transformations until their mid 20s if not later and that can be depressing and uncomfortable. A huge part of growing up is mourning the life you could have lived and the childhood you might have had had things been different. Even perfectly well adjusted people sometimes feel off kilter in unfamiliar social situations and find the necessities of adulting torturous to whatever extent. Most people worry about how they are perceived and wish they could control how others view them completely. We are all in posession of awkward, lumpy, hairy, occasionally stinky, often inconvenient human bodies and we will be uncomfortable and unhappy with them sometimes. Instead of normalizing that, though, we've pathologized it. I don't understand.
 
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Evilronald said:
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“People have trouble getting my gender correct I’m so sick of it!” “How would you insult them when they get it wrong! That will definitely get them to start getting it right!” Is this like how a troon staets on the path from being a mere degenerate to a sex pest to a societal menace as their final form?
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> complains people have a hard time with his pronouns
> looks like this

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In a flash of inspiration, he wonders if people are only using those pronouns because they’re forced to appease him.

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Unfortunately the yoga studio manager took his side and told the mean transphobe to stop.

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The post history is quite interesting. He most commonly comments in LGBTQetc. subreddits, but also answers questions in r/AskWomenOver30 and r/GenZ (where he doesn’t hide the fact that he’s 31, and therefore, not your typical 12 to 25 year old zoomer)
 
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Geraldine said:
A delusion and a mystery.
Maybe someone with more knowledge can explain?
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A man cannot have a "female" orgasm. But what exactly was he experiencing?
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There's a way for a man to experience similar feelings to an orgasm without actually physically having one. Usually happens to healthy men when they start experimenting with other parts of their body than their dick. Also requires a certain state of mind and arousal.

Basically, this dude finally realized there's more to sexual pleasure than just destroying their dick and balls but thinks it's a female thing instead of a human thing.
 
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Geraldine said:
A delusion and a mystery.
Maybe someone with more knowledge can explain?
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A man cannot have a "female" orgasm. But what exactly was he experiencing?
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He's just experiencing a new and different sensation under a new and different (but not fully formed yet) mind set. The mind is the biggest sex organ, blah blah. Eventually with practice, concentration, and peer reinforcement, he'll be reporting that he's having the mind blowing, transcendent, full body female orgasms that the porn and anime girls have.
 
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Frogget-me-not said:
> complains people have a hard time with his pronouns
> looks like this
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Dayum. Better abs than me at that age.

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In a flash of inspiration, he wonders if people are only using those pronouns because they’re forced to appease him.
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Almost gets it, yet again.
They aren't all stupid, they want to be deluded.
Like a cult.
 
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Troon outed by his wife. They're getting divorced, surprise, but swears it's not because he's transitioning (spoiler: it's because he's transitioning):

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Outed by my STBX TRIGGER WARNING (self.TransLater)
submitted 1 hour ago * by Alissa_Whitehorse

I just found out tonight that my soon-to-be ex-wife outed me to her family tonight. Many of whom have become just like my family. I came out to her after years of hiding it and she fully accepted it. Our marriage is ending for different reasons. I'm in shock and am worried that the shame might become unbearable. I do consider myself trans but decided not to transition. I expressed my feminine self when I can to stay connected with how I feel inside while maintaining a balance of my life has an assigned male at birth. I could use some words of encouragement. 💔

[–]infrequentthrowaway 1 point 1 hour ago
Soon to be ex because this is prompting you to end the relationship or was the relationship already headed downhill? I think that outing someone is fairly shoddy behaviour.

[–]Alissa_Whitehorse[S] 1 point 59 minutes ago
We were getting our divorce due to her adultery. She was fully accepting of my trans identity and encouraged me to explore it.


This totally passing pooner goes to a job interview and they use her legal name. Cue "muh deadname."
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I went to a job interview and jeez people (self.trans)
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I went to a job interview and I had to put my deadname on the application forms because legally I haven’t changed my name yet. First thing I said when going to the interview is hey I’m Sam, please don’t call me deadname. Now I’m very obviously a guy, I’m a trans man, and I have a deep voice, and some facial hair etc etc.. The interview goes well but then my interviewer asks me oh you’re Sam but you actually go by deadname. Then she said yes sir to a question then immediately apologized. I’m pretty sure she thought I was a trans woman. Because yes if you’re trans you can’t possibly pass as your gender. I even said just call me he/him and they still couldn’t tell which way I was transitioning. I basically spelled it all out for her then she acts like she has no clue. Anyways I think I got the job.

Look how well she passes! I'd totally call her "bro" and "dude" and high-five her in the gym as she lifted ten pounds in a deadlift:

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Fapcop said:
Like… An armgasm?! You’re joking, right?
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I mean if that's what gets you off, sure.

But in a real sense, it's more things like not touching yourself at all and using pure imagination or finding out you're extremely aroused by your nipples being played with. Prostate stimulation, hair pulling, scratching, ear biting. Things you normally either associate with women or gay men. Dudes get off on that shit, too. It's not a female thing.
 
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