Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Mola Ram]

He also apparently couldn't figure out why readers really liked Rorschach, despite the fact that Rorschach is one of the only characters consistently trying to do the right thing. Granted he's absolutely off his nut and really bad at it, but by God is he trying.

It reminds me of a perhaps apocryphal story an old professor of mine used to tell about Samuel Beckett. He had the chance to work with the old Irishman for a few months, and they got to be casual drinking buddies. At some point they were discussing, of course, Waiting for Godot, and to my professor's surprise Beckett expressed great irritation with the play's legendary status, basically saying it was overrated, not his best work, etc. etc.

And what was his best work, my professor asked?

"Ah! Now Endgame! There's a play."

That's the one with the guys in the garbage cans, for those of you unfamiliar with theatre.

Authors are often the absolute worst judges of their own work.

 

[King Dead]

Maybe its just me, but I always thought that we as the reader were supposed to understand that Ozy's plan was doomed to eventual failure.
[...]
Maybe Moore has said that my interpretation is wrong, but going with death of the author, this is how I always assumed we were supposed to take the ending.

I mean, the very last panel has the New Frontiersman intern, on instruction from his boss to get some filler material, reaching for the "crank file" where Rorschach's journal with all the evidence of Ozymandias's plans was lying. While a little ambiguous, it seems pretty clear to me what the implications are: the journal would be published, and his master plan would fall apart because he simply couldn't account for everything. Maybe nobody would believe a newspaper believed to be a crackpot, but once the information was out there, it could lead others to do some more digging.

Whether it would have succeeded in the long run or not, the fact remains that a lot of readers find Rorschach's unwillingness to compromise his morals a noble thing. He knows that he's done a fair amount of brutal things in his pursuit of justice, but he views this as necessary to remove violent offenders. Thus, he cannot forgive the senseless slaughter of millions, even if it's for the "greater good." One of his final lines still resonates because of his unfailing adherence to his morals: "No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise."

Like many other leftists, in his attempt to create a wholly unsympathetic character that you're meant to dislike if not root against, Moore accidentally made someone that most people can relate to despite his flaws.

Finally, as long as we're continuing to shit on Alan Moore, here's a quote I found on TV Tropes while looking up the exact wording of Rorschach's line above:

Spoiler: Grant Morrison on Watchmen

I've read Watchmen many times. The reasons that I hated it when I was 25 are still there, but now I kinda like it because I'm older and I like the structure and I'm quite in awe of the absoluteness of it. But for all the same reasons, I hated it.

The fact that none of the characters were allowed to be smarter than the author, that really drove me nuts. The world's smartest man is an idiot. He makes a plan all his life that is undone by the end of the book in an instant. The psychiatrist sits with Rorschach for five minutes and Rorschach tells a super banal story of how he became a vigilante and the psychiatrist cracks. If you're a criminal psychiatrist who deals with men in prison, you've heard a million of these stories. It was all to make a specific point about how the real world isn't like superhero comics.

In my school, I was taught in this Scottish Presbyterian way that structure is hidden: you don't see the writer's mechanics. Watchmen, you can't turn the page without him saying "Look at me, look at me, look at me." Okay, we get it, man. You got thrown out of school at 16 for dealing acid, you're clever.

I took potshots at him in the media. I was the first person to say Watchmen wasn't very good – in fact, the only person to ever say that. And that made him angry so then I would get worse. I said that Watchmen was the 300-page equivalent of a sixth-form poem. That kind of trash talk, I'd brought from being in the band because that's what you're like in a band. I'd brought all that across with me to comics and it didn't go down well. I think it genuinely upset him.

Alan Moore didn't speak to me after that and would take his own little shots. He called Arkham Asylum a "gilded turd." Since then, I've had nothing to do with him and he's got nothing to do with me. A lot of comic fans like to think there's some feud but a feud would actually need to involve people's interest. I read his stuff, he reads my stuff – he pretends he doesn't, but he does.

 

[A Pale Shadow]

Alan Moore is a retarded hippy that didn't realize that people actually admire someone who stands up for what they believe in and remains firm to their convictions. When everyone else around him is willing to let a psychopath get away with murdering millions of people solely because it might avoid nuclear war, it's really not hard to look at Rorschach refusing to compromise his morals as comparatively good. The fact that people still like Rorschach as a character despite Moore's attempts to make him the worst asshole possible makes me think that Moore didn't even understand what kind of story he was writing.

It blows my mind how leftist writers can keep unintentionally writing appealing characters when they try to make them assholes on purpose. Rorschach is a shining example of this in media, but you can also see it in characters like Joker 2019 or recent attempts to do shit like rewrite the Red Skull.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I'm thankful that content is sparse; KF was acting up a few hours ago and uploading was glitchy.

What the hell is he doing instead of tweeting? Did he finally go out and start doing Uber Eats for extra cash and grub to skim off?

Customer: "Hey, I ordered twenty McNuggets, this is only ten."
Bob, swallowing: "Take it up with McDonald's."

Bob is never going to let this Timothy Chalamet hate boner go, is he?

Reminds me of his Andrew Garfield hate boner, anything the dude was in was automatically shit because he dared be a Spider-Man that wasn't Tobey Maguire. In five or so years, some other new up and comer will do something to earn Bob's ire and we'll start all over again.

Bob begged for a bluesky invite for a number of months so that he could flee twitter, finally got one, threw it up in his twitter handle, aaaaaaaaaaaand has never left. Glass houses, tubby.

It's hilarious that he bragged about the account, telling everyone to follow him there, and then did nothing with it. He went almost two months without posting, and then a couple of days ago posted links to his newest videos.

 

[The tired cat]

It's hilarious that he bragged about the account, telling everyone to follow him there, and then did nothing with it. He went almost two months without posting, and then a couple of days ago posted links to his newest videos.

To me its hilarious, how people who pimp their BlueSky accounts, barely do shit there. Sure, they keep going how "they totz gonna leave dis Nazi platform" but they never do

 

[Positron]

What the hell is he doing instead of tweeting?

He's back from a con. A man, even such prime material tough guy as Bobby, needs his rest after a weekend of endless debauchery.

16Jan#01

What seems to be the problem? Did Trump lie?

16Jan#02

Metzger left out trannies, which is not a big problem considering most trannies identify as lesbians anyway.

16Jan#03

Based Fadi. Hating jews is the common value of the whole world so who cares where Fadi is from?

16Jan#04
Mario Bergoglio wishes Hitler, Stalin, Mao, RBG et al are in Heaven.


16Jan#05

16Jan#06

You have to admire these people's dedication to turn someone's predicament into a political agenda.

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16Jan#07
Rachel Brosnahan enjoys working with James Gunn, and she finds everyone involved in Gunn's Superman feature is a "perfect nerd".


16Jan#08
More Rorschach


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16Jan#10
WandaVision is "high art". You know, Ship of Theseus and all that jazz. I don't recognize the piece of high art in Sam's tweet.


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16Jan#12
He/him thinks Nerdrotic deserves to get doxed for being a racist.


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16Jan#15
Here's another "Go woke, go broke" debate.


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16Jan#17

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16Jan#18

Fair enough.

16Jan#19


16Jan#20
Jap-fu.


16Jan#21

I hope animators will not be so overworked. May AI deliver them from their travail.

16Jan#22
Ted: Be careful, McDonald's apple pies are always a little hot.
Ted and Catwoman bite into their pies.
Both: Wa Wa! Ouch! Woh! Woh! Oh my gosh!
Rando: The new Ted series is genuinely such a funny show.


16Jan#23
Female-on-female violence in old cartoon.

Bobby my bro, you know, it is extremely misogynistic to portray a woman as "kinda dumb", much less three of them.

16Jan#24
Jenny Nicholson, who has recently "bonded" with the star in The Rat's Wish (20Nov#18 ), is now impressed by something else.


16Jan#25
In a rare instant, Bobby is against progress.


16Jan#26
Sportsball fan is angry.


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16Jan#29

 

[WelperHelper99]

#12
He/him thinks Nerdrotic deserves to get doxed for being a racist.

Watch the leftist advocate doxing for some commentator dude on the web, but recoil when it applies to them

16Jan#21

I hope animators will not be so overworked. May AI deliver them from their travail

Bob is still seething about the Sonic movie and projecting it onto the new Minecraft movie. This man just can't be happy.

#28

Bob actually wants the cyberpunk future where these transparent led screens that they'll put in as windows will be nothing but ads. Not surprised SK came up with it, but Bob... just why? Why do you want MORE ads while you walk down the street???

 

[Oliver Onions]

13Jan#02
Bobby yearns for the kiss of spiderwomen.

The ad in question. Bobby thinks foreign language is ASMR.

How does Bob reconcile his Male Feminism™ with absolutely vile thirstposting like this?

I know we know the answer is because all male feminists are sex pests in disguise, but I'm curious how he justifies blatantly objectifying women like this when he's supposed to be on the Superior Future-enjoying Right Side of History.

Fucken Really Robert, you gonna pearl clutch at that?

Are you sure Bob? Because it looks to me like a clear example case of reposting publicly available information announced by the convention itself. Maybe you should report ARISIA for stalking you too, or file a lawsuit with the city of Boston for harboring these evil criminals in the first place.

Either way, someone should definitely enjoy prison because of this.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Are you sure Bob? Because it looks to me like a clear example case of reposting publicly available information announced by the convention itself. Maybe you should report ARISIA for stalking you too, or file a lawsuit with the city of Boston for harboring these evil criminals in the first place.

Either way, someone should definitely enjoy prison because of this

Bob is a public figure, as minor as he is. The con publicly put out his name. You can't really do anything by some rando talking about it.

 

[blablabla]

bobbo chimpman: im a badass, cops fear me, i beat chud on the regular, i fire guns, i bang hooters waitresses
also blobbo: please twitter, im being harassed.

weak ass bitch motherfucker

 

[CoyotePolitics]

I was seeing if there was any footage from ASRIA, and I have to admit, after finding this clip from 2009, there’s likely no way that he didn’t end up approaching a troon with romantic intent.

Just imagine the smell of that ballroom.

It’s like a Twitter Anime profile pic meet up.

I wonder if everyone has to notify everyone else that they’re a certain type of offender, or if they just print off the local registry for them to sign next to?

ASRIA 2009

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

16Jan#01

I like you can reverse the meme to talk about far-left people as well

16Jan#26
Sportsball fan is angry

Little correction Skip is a sports TV personality so he is a sports fan but also doing for drumming up attention for his next show

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob is still seething about the Sonic movie and projecting it onto the new Minecraft movie. This man just can't be happy.

Speaking of, the director of Minecraft wants to avoid an ugly Sonic in regards to the characters.

 

[Mr Processor]

16Jan#04
Mario Bergoglio wishes Hitler, Stalin, Mao, RBG et al are in Heaven.

Bob must have missed the last time he said something like this and his handlers had to finesse the PR fallout.

Vatican scrambles after pope appears to deny existence of hell (Fri 30 Mar 2018.)​

That's why he prefaced it with, "This is just my opinion! The opinion of the highest authority in the Roman Catholic Church on one of the fundamental concepts of my religion. But it's just an opinion!"

Of course MovieBob likes it, while he's a vociferous atheist if the Pope says there's no Hell it means he doesn't have to worry about it even if he's wrong.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Speaking of, the director of Minecraft wants to avoid an ugly Sonic in regards to the characters.

Which is why he's taking time on it. It's probably gonna sell great, kids love Minecraft, and Bob will sit there and seethe

 

[Mr Processor]

16Jan#25
In a rare instant, Bobby is against progress.

"You will own nothing and you will be happy!" Wow, I thought Bob loved the WEF. I guess he doesn't love it when they are talking about Assassin's Creed and not a house.

 

[JayHarrison]

What seems to be the problem? Did Trump lie?

Given Washington, D.C., is rife with politicians... Trump's not lying with the comment about the city being infested with rats.

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Mario Bergoglio wishes Hitler, Stalin, Mao, RBG et al are in Heaven.

Just wait until both Moviebob and dear Führer Hillary arrive down there. People will be screaming to escape from Hell.

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Moviebob again ACTING sincere instead of BEING sincere.

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Fair enough.

If Bob only had a brain...

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The first four words written on Martian soil: "Keep Moviebob off Mars!"

 

[The tired cat]

Which is why he's taking time on it. It's probably gonna sell great, kids love Minecraft, and Bob will sit there and seethe

Wonder how hard fat ass gonna meltdown from the 3rd movie and the Knuckles series coming out.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Moviebob again ACTING sincere instead of BEING sincere.

People don't use Ozempic because they are terrified at the thought of being fat. People use Ozempic because they are too stupid, lazy and addicted to lead a healthy lifestyle in the first place.

 

[Koby_Fish]

It blows my mind how leftist writers can keep unintentionally writing appealing characters when they try to make them assholes on purpose. Rorschach is a shining example of this in media, but you can also see it in characters like Joker 2019 or recent attempts to do shit like rewrite the Red Skull.

I think it boils down to, one's default mindset affects how one views human nature. Leftists tend to be very idealistic, and at least the lefties of the past 150 years for the most part believe that humans are originally default set at good; it's society/nature/nurture that corrupts them from the good, in their view. This is evidenced by how Rorschach is composed - he went through some shit, turned into a raging asshole, and is thus a not-good guy. An Antihero, at best. The problem is, while indeed some people can get turned into assholes by life events, there's also the little problem that children are default set at "asshole", and they have to be raised to be not-assholes. Anyone who ever saw kids who were let run loose without any sort of discipline of any kind and were never told the word "no" by their parents in their lives know that this is generally the fast track to the Karen path in life. And this isn't even taking personality disorders into account!

Leftists like Moore are generally incapable of realizing that some assholes are born, not made (and in Moore's case, the born-an-asshole shoe most likely fits). They can't conceive of a person growing up the way they think assholes are made but don't turn into an asshole. This is why leftists, while they can create compelling characters, they do it in a way that is completely unintentional, and for the "wrong" reasons in their own mind. This is why you often see the meme with various characters like Walter White, Joker, Rick Sanchez, etc, and the text says "The 'You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them' Starter Pack".
Bob, being the Blue Curtain Analyst he is, is completely taken in by Alan Moore's "intent" (despite him rejecting Authorial Intent MULTIPLE TIMES) not only misunderstands the appeal of the character, but he and his senpais go full-on "the people who like these characters are nazis and should be on the FBI watchlist". Which only proves that Bob and his senpais do not understand human nature any more than Alan Moore does.

What seems to be the problem? Did Trump lie?

The retwatter and bob both seem to believe that the criticism of the major cities is also applicable to the Sisterbang Counties of the state of Methtucky out in the oxygenless wastelands of Land Votes Not People, since apparently the exact same things to the exact same degree, happen in small towns and rural areas as happen in the big D cities. So then they're trying to paint Trump as a hypocrite. Because apparently Republicans are fine criticizing Big City Problems but are all HOW DARE if someone criticizes rural areas which are presumably full of meth dens.