Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[It Goofy]

This nigger just got 1000x and is up to 31.7k now. Sorry for cutting off the end but I got cucked by the Kick clipper
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Was just coming here to post this. He's actually moving $27K to his LTC address. I'm shocked.

 

[The Noticer]

This nigger just got 1000x and is up to 31.7k now. Sorry for cutting off the end but I got cucked by the Kick clipper
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p.s. it was ~3:30 AM his time

Rats seething, BMJ just keeps winning

 

[klab]

Was just coming here to post this. He's actually moving $27K to his LTC address. I'm shocked.

Hard to believe his brother is who he called immediately after winning. I wonder if 10-15k will even survive long enough to go into a used car.
27 grand buys a lot of crack

Bonus: dice felt & headphone action

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Bossman is owning all of these channels with expensive setups and huge gambling contracts in his parents bedroom. Hes an inspiration man.

 

[JCDenthog]

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Bossman is owning all of these channels with expensive setups and huge gambling contract in his parents bedroom. Hes an inspiration man.

This is why I am such BossmanJack fan. It feels so classic Internet that the content is just some neet plugging away in his parents house with as little effort as possible. BossmanJack wins, I'm there for it, BossmanJack loses I'm also there for it. It's so entertaining no matter how you cut it.

 

[CrackManJack]

This nigger just got 1000x and is up to 31.7k now. Sorry for cutting off the end but I got cucked by the Kick clipper
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p.s. it was ~3:30 AM his time

So far he already lost around 11.7K ... phew. Just -63.0915% more to lose.

Source for pocketwatching:

https://blockchair.com/litecoin/address/LPVKjucUEeLMiemFxxa7q1oHWQJAvyc7Ld

''New Balance''
$20043.82(286.27212480 LTC)

EDIT: Mere seconds later i get the notification...

Sent
$2049.04(29.26839467 LTC)
New Balance
$17992.52(257.00373013 LTC)

Well... its going really quick!!! He appears to gamble this amount offline, as of right now, he is not live on kick.com!

EDIT 2: CIVIC BROS???

EDIT 3: Nevermind!

EDIT 4: Bossman just said he hit his deposit limit. There comes the offline gambling streak till 0.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Every time I hit refresh, the numbers get smaller.

 

[Sneeds]

Austin has a message for Josh:
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The climb is beginning again. Bossman just got 130x on a $26 plinko ball
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This nigger just got 1000x and is up to 31.7k now. Sorry for cutting off the end but I got cucked by the Kick clipper
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p.s. it was ~3:30 AM his time

@Null Bossman hit it big

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Stake owns Kick, right? They should include Kick integration that prevents you from gambling unless you're live. It's complete horseshit that Austin gets up to $27k and back down to zero all offstream.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm tempted to buy him a paperback copy of Knock-Out Blackjack, but I know he would probably rip it up for rolling papers.

I haven't watched enough of it to be sure about stake.us in particular, but I'm pretty sure they shuffle with pretty shallow shoe penetration, making it nearly useless to count. Anyway, it would be a complete miracle just to get him playing perfect basic strategy. It seems like he's aware it exists but then he'll pull some completely bizarre move on whim, superstition, or just because he doesn't know what he's doing.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

I haven't watched enough of it to be sure about stake.us in particular, but I'm pretty sure they shuffle with pretty shallow shoe penetration, making it nearly useless to count.

They've got every anti-counting measure in place, otherwise every retard could just run a screenscraper to do the counting for them.

He just got swatted lol.
And back to gambling it is. He's unphased, undaunted, pure ice in his veins.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

He just got swatted lol.
And back to gambling it is. He's unphased, undaunted, pure ice in his veins.

You are a worthless human if you do this especially when all it effects is his dog and his family that have nothing to do with the stream

https://kick.com/bossmanjack?clip=clip_01HM93NV45TYQEAHGQX5CR5JV9

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I wish I could burn calories like BMJ burns winnings

 

[Kulee Baba]

He can't keep getting away with it, how does one crackhead have the raw luck to be able to win big so often, yet always inevitably waste it within hours?

It is completely within the realm of possibility that Bossman could win millions off Keno. For crying out loud he was wagering $300 bets during one of his most recent runs.

Of course the odds of such a thing happening are so incredibly low or else I’d be a Stake streamer too with my own lolcow thread. I’d love to see it happen for the shithead, but I’ll always root for the slot machine whales they’re the underdog. The only person I’ve heard of who is as degenerate as Bossman is John Daly and he could afford blowing money on high limit slots by being the world’s greatest unathletic golfer.

Edit: Jesus Christ he did $500 on that silly Plinko game. What a mad lad.

I'd argue Austin is probably losing more than would be expected by the house odds. If he only played random games, then he would be right on the curve. The problem is that he occasionally plays skill games (blackjack) and uses provenly bad betting strategies. He would probably improve his odds by 3%-6% if he bothered to google a blackjack chart and play by it.

I'm tempted to buy him a paperback copy of Knock-Out Blackjack, but I know he would probably rip it up for rolling papers.

You are asking way too much from Bossman to ever expect him to memorize a Blackjack table much less read a book.

You don’t have to be a genius to know how to gamble well but you do need impulse control and we’ve been witness to Austin just constantly throw out money that he could have used to improve his life. I’m sorry I didn’t start following this thread sooner it is one helluva soap opera.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I wish I could burn calories like BMJ burns winnings

I'd be looking like Gaston if every dollar bmj burned was a calorie burned and a minute pumping iron

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

this is the car bossman decided to get, he told his dad to drive him over tomorrow

 

[Justtocheck]

this is the car bossman decided to get, he told his dad to drive him over tomorrow

For 7,500 and 105,000 miles? Isn't that pretty good? I'm not really familiar with the model, but he should have at least 150k miles in that if it was taken care correctly.

 

[wew lad]

this is the car bossman decided to get, he told his dad to drive him over tomorrow
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$7500 seems a little high for that model and trim, especially with rust on the fenders in a climate like Virginia. Might be a decent buy if the seller is honest about keeping up on the maintenance though.

 

[Collections Agent]

The climb is beginning again. Bossman just got 130x on a $26 plinko ball
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I've said this before but I legit have no clue how his parents deal with this. I get wanting to keep him safe until he gets his shit together but imagine a deadbeat son making enough money to move out like 3-5 times a week and they keep losing it again and again due to lack of self control and just being fine with that

 

[The Rats in the Walls]

Holy mother of God, Austin needs to apply his decision making regarding cars to the slots and he's gonna be a millionaire in few weeks time