Less slap fights between feminists and anti-feminists, more laughing at pooners plz.
(Seriously, perhaps there should be a debate thread somewhere where interested parties can duke it out?)
I'll start the ball rolling.
First off, meet leafpooner
wonderfulmrTO (doodname: Francis), who, to her credit, has come closer to having an actual gigachad jawline than any pooner I've seen before, presumably through a combination of lucky genetics, judicious beard trimming, and what I assume must be positively heroic levels of anabolic steroids:
Unfortunately, even steroids can't hide the mastectomy scars or classic hourglass figure:
...or the fact that she's like 5'3", especially when posed next to actual men (lol).
However, even this seeming pinnacle of pooner masculinity can't resist in engaging in multi-tweet screeds about how invalidating it is when coomer FTM chasers come blatantly lusting after... well, poon:
Or when those awful cis gays refer to her, and only her, as "they":
She's also found out the hard way that even Grindr offers no refuge from coombrained AGPs:
Lastly, in quite possibly the most profoundly ironic thing I've seen in recent memory, she retweeted this now-deleted Reddit screed lamenting how the modern trans movement has made being trans a choice, so she's presumably truscum:
...so, basically, the li'l Buck Angels and dangerhaired cuntboys of the world bickering over which one is the truest dood of them all. Such masculine, very bro.
Next, we have
thrashpossum, who, if she's telling the truth, is an honest-to-god white Trinidadian pooner currently living in Canada -- a trini tranny, if you will. Unfortunately, she simply can't get people to respect her dom top energy and not focus on her mangina. (Note also that even FTMs want the bio-dick, not some lame strap-on
)
Looks like this one won't be signing off for full-body phallo:
In case you were wondering what a dom top looks like:
Like @wonderfulmrTO, she's started to entertain heretical thoughts about the online trans community:
You know, I can't even fault her for feeling this way, except to say "Oh, the irony."
And, of course, if anybody from as homophobic/transphobic a region as the fucking Caribbean is going to embrace current-year gendershit, it's a goddamn white chick.
Some pooners sperging about proper terminology, in true SJW form:
Exhibit 1: "FTM" is actually more heccin' affirmative than "AFAB" because the former suggests transing actually works:
Exhibit 2: "Pegging" is only when a gross cissy femoid uses a strap-on, not when a True and Honest li'l dood does it!
This trans-inclusive smut PSA was brought to you by True and Honest brummie boi
adamjaymichael:
I know just enough about (the OG) Birmingham to know that being from there is a punchline in and of itself, but I'll leave it to our Britbong kiwis to come up with better roasts.
Lastly, something I'm legit surprised I haven't seen sooner: pooner Ramona Flowers fanart:
Time to add a new verse to that Ramona Flowers Ruined a Generation of Girls song, methinks.
There's definitely a cutter-to-pooner pipeline...
At the risk of sounding callous/3edgy5me: There was a time when I was legitimately horrified to see pictures of girls/young women with obvious cutting scars on Twitter. Now, after seeing multiple such young women making all sorts of blatantly homophobic comments about cis gays, the only feeling I can muster up is contempt.
Lil' pooner goes sterile due to T, has to face reality:
Yeesh, how long was she on T? I know Buck Angel had similar problems, but that was after years of T. Can testosterone cause the female reproductive organs to wither away that quickly?
Also, those pooners were pretty cute. Seems like gay dating apps are good place to go if you’re looking to get some pussy these days.
My brother-in-Farms, take it from a double-gold-star homosexual:
1) No pussy is worth
that.
2) If you do go on Grindr, just acknowledge that you thereby forfeit the right to complain when you get bombarded with dick and asshole pics from actual horny gay dudes. Because you will get bombarded with dick and asshole pics.
Pooner just got her license with her new totally rad dood name
...that
has to be an ironic jokepost, right? I mean, I know Rioley actually legally changed his name to "Ripley Violet Storm" or whatever, but "Dirk Halexander Broseph Strider" is just too on the nose, right?
...right?
