Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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I am 100% convinced that Bossman's "blessed" by Tzeentch
Austin isn't lucky at all. He wagers millions of dollars worth of bets in an erratic manner, often at high stakes. He's going to hit occasionally. He'll never get out of the red and don't forget that he's losing to other online casinos while he isn't streaming as well. Spend $500 on scratch offs a week and only boast about your wings. You'll be living the Bossman experience on the cheap.
 
Austin isn't lucky at all. He wagers millions of dollars worth of bets in an erratic manner, often at high stakes. He's going to hit occasionally. He'll never get out of the red and don't forget that he's losing to other online casinos while he isn't streaming as well. Spend $500 on scratch offs a week and only boast about your wings. You'll be living the Bossman experience on the cheap.
No worries, it's all part of Tzeentch's plan
 
does this fucking retard have the money for the civic or not anymore?
this is what is left
$4206 USD
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Forgive my ignorance, but how do we know he didn't transfer out the funds to another wallet or exchange to get the actual cash?

I've no trouble believing he would lose it all, I just want to know how we know he is down to a mere 4K with certainty that the casino got it all back.
 
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I know I shouldn't be shocked by this retard's actions but it still floors me that his addiction is so bad he won another, what is essentially a decent job's annual salary and then proceeded to lose it all nearly 24hrs later.
 
Forgive my ignorance, but how do we know he didn't transfer out the funds to another wallet or exchange to get the actual cash?

I've no trouble believing he would lose it all, I just want to know how we know he is down to a mere 4K with certainty that the casino got it all back.
People watch his wallets like a hawk. They know his drug dealer's wallet and the other casinos he gambles at offline. They know the people he'll transfer crypto to in exchange for cashapp and he'll often beg for a deal in discord or on stream if a regular isn't availible. They'll at least see it going somewhere new or somewhere they can't identify. One of them will be along eventually. Austin is not tech savvy at all and his ability to use crypto is limited because he buys crack and gambles with 99.9% of what touches his wallet. He doesn't need to know how to do anything else with it.
 
Forgive my ignorance, but how do we know he didn't transfer out the funds to another wallet or exchange to get the actual cash?

I've no trouble believing he would lose it all, I just want to know how we know he is down to a mere 4K with certainty that the casino got it all back.
Ultimately we have to wait for Austin's account of what happened as he seems to actually be a fairly reliable narrator of where his money goes. However, what's going on with his wallet now is pretty similar to the other times he's been felted, just withdrawing a bit at a time until it's all gone.

Edit: He's at three thousand now; if the above poster is correct that it was just at eight then maybe bossdad was able to wrangle him and get him to put 5k in the bank.
 
I haven't watched enough of it to be sure about stake.us in particular, but I'm pretty sure they shuffle with pretty shallow shoe penetration, making it nearly useless to count. Anyway, it would be a complete miracle just to get him playing perfect basic strategy. It seems like he's aware it exists but then he'll pull some completely bizarre move on whim, superstition, or just because he doesn't know what he's doing.
From what I've seen, they cut around the 60% mark. It's far from ideal but better than 50% or a CSM.

Online blackjack has actually started using decent rule sets for counters. Where they kill us is how slow the games move. Hands/hr are maybe 30% of what you would get in a live game.
 
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Damn he even lost the BBQ lighter, now just down to matches...

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I hope his parents have a gas stove and we get to the point where he has to leave stream so he can take hits out of his apple off the stove. Better start buying resin for hot knives. Maybe he'll have to tear apart the water heater to use the pilot light. The matches and apple kills me every time. He actually gives a shit about drugs and yet still can't even keep a lighter and pipe on had. Junkies living on the street are more forward thinking than Austin because they're forced to be. :story:
 
He broke his chair again. Retard.
this happened just before the chair break
some new Bossman lore dropped just then out of nowhere
Bossman pretended to do his whole "OH MY GOD I SENT THAT LTC TO BLAKE, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD- just kidding guys"
but immediately after he said that Blake had scammed him today

kick clip link, will upload clip when attachments work for me, already have it compressed
 
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I hope his parents have a gas stove and we get to the point where he has to leave stream so he can take hits out of his apple off the stove. Better start buying resin for hot knives. Maybe he'll have to tear apart the water heater to use the pilot light. The matches and apple kills me every time. He actually gives a shit about drugs and yet still can't even keep a lighter and pipe on had. Junkies living on the street are more forward thinking than Austin because they're forced to be. :story:
I want to see him try keeping a candle lit at his desk for that so it goes flying during the next ragefit.
 
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