🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Rogue AI]

Ralph is streaming the Chris interview with Keffles on kick https://kick.com/theralphretort Rumble fucked up but now he's talking about going to get a torta. Chris just claimed he showered daily and doesn't just douse himself with Axe.

 

[Elmo]

Feeling conflicted

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His gunt will smother both. Win win.

 

[AltisticRight]

Feeling conflicted

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[Fascist Kirk]

Ralph is Cupid, bringing this happy couple together. Need to get AI to show what CWC and Keffals Kid will look like.

 

[AltisticRight]

Need to get AI to show what CWC and Keffals Kid will look like.

No, no we do not.

 

[Elmo]

Chris just claimed he showered daily and doesn't just douse himself with Axe.

Good to know that he bathes more frequently than Ethan.

 

[GuntPatrol]

Ralph is Cupid, bringing this happy couple together. Need to get AI to show what CWC and Keffals Kid will look like.

No, no we do not.

They'd be the Internet's transbian power couple. Their progeny (made possible by scientific advancements in artificial wombs) would be the Antichrist, and only those with a Kiwi Farms account will ascend during the Rapture. Just embrace it and let it happen.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ralph is watching the MATI coverage of his ongoing stream.

Ralph has managed to meet the $500 extended dono goal (written "EXTEDNDO")

 

[Fornicario]

Ralph is Cupid, bringing this happy couple together. Need to get AI to show what CWC and Keffals Kid will look like.

Sure. It's shit like this that creates Skynet. I'm not a fan of ending civilization for lols.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Ralph is really fitting in with the Mexican lifestyle as he's so tired so sleepy

 

[GuntPatrol]

Ralph is really fitting in with the Mexican lifestyle as he's so tired so sleepy

Mexican Xannies finally kicked in, with the help of half a pint of Jose Cuervo. There's a good chance we're about to be blessed with another sleep stream.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ralph is saying he's about to stream from the torta place: "They can't find me anyway, who cares."

Dead air as he tries to play with his phone to be able to stream from it.

Ralph turns off the stream but goes live on Kick after a short period of time with his $3 torta.

Imagine eating this good:


Ralph is offering to go get a Modelo for 10 subs. He later reduces this to 1 sub. He then increases it to 2 subs, citing exchange rate fluctuations. He then seemingly reduces it back to 1 sub: "I already have the money for a Modelo, I just want to bait a sub."

Asked to turn the camera to show the Latinas at the torta place, Ralph refuses but eventually offers that the hostess at the torta place is hot.

Before leaving for the torta place, he said he'd go live on Locals after getting home.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Ralph has managed to meet the $500 extended dono goal

Well at least his rent is covered for this month unless he decides to blow it on his hooker girlfriend or pay child support his drug dealer for more pills.

All it cost him was his dignity more damage to his liver and brain.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Well at least his rent is covered for this month unless he decides to blow it on his hooker girlfriend or pay child support his drug dealer for more pills.

All it cost him was his dignity more damage to his liver and brain.

So he still needs to raise rent for next month

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph is saying he's about to stream from the torta place: "They can't find me anyway, who cares."

Is this a challenge?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So he still needs to raise rent for next month

Sounds like next month Ralph's problem. Surely a winning bet on the super bowl will cover that and more.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Ralph is saying he's about to stream from the torta place: "They can't find me anyway, who cares."

Dead air as he tries to play with his phone to be able to stream from it.

Ralph turns off the stream but goes live on Kick after a short period of time with his $3 torta.

Imagine eating this good:
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Ralph is offering to go get a Modelo for 10 subs. He later reduces this to 1 sub. He then increases it to 2 subs, citing exchange rate fluctuations. He then seemingly reduces it back to 1 sub: "I already have the money for a Modelo, I just want to bait a sub."

Asked to turn the camera to show the Latinas at the torta place, Ralph refuses but eventually offers that the hostess at the torta place is hot.

Before leaving for the torta place, he said he'd go live on Locals after getting home.

The shoulder width to head size is amazing

I can never get over that, doesn't even look real.

 

[Fornicario]

The shoulder width to head size is amazing

I can never get over that, doesn't even look real.

It reminds me of that turbografx game Bonk's Adventure

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Great reference @Fornicario

With the way he's balding it'll be closer than ever

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ralph panned the camera to show off his truck:



Wherever he is looks to be a lot more rural than he was before.