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Lucas fans are beyond retarded.
Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
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Maybe Keffals can use some of his cocaine money to help Chris when his house burns down again
Steve Harwell's ghost
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Beat me to it, this thread is moving fast. With all the lighting and tricks nothing can hide that pure Italian plumber face. lucas WNBAW but maybe he could get a job fixing pipes.
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If you gaze long enough into the amhole, the amhole gazes also into you.
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Granted that he'll actually present himself at work, the fucker didn't have a job that was productive, the DJ and the fart films do not count as such.
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That post really pisses me off for some reason. It feels like a fake specifically written to try and get people to think Chris really didn't fuck his mom.
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At the 22 minute mark, chris goes on a tangent about isabella and the things she tried "fabricating" to get chris to end it all. The interesting part is, from what I can recall, 2 of the only times chris defers to his "notes" (alibi) and admits something strange, is during the minutes after the 22:00 mark . When he says "it happened in a very distant timeline, but not this one", is chris saying that all the things he's accused of actually happened...somewhere?
If so, that explains the ENTIRE Jesus multidensional being persona. This is has been the cope of all copes, and how chris thinks he's being smart when he says he's not lying at the beggining. He HAS to believe he's a multidimensional being, so that he can simply say that all the bad things were just a bad altered demonic timeline.
I do think chris going to jail really drove him to the brink, because all this nonsense picked up shortly after. His whole life he's been running from the truth, why should this time be any different. Only thing is, he now had to come up with something to explain away that which actually happened. Its a multiverse of madness!
If so, that explains the ENTIRE Jesus multidensional being persona. This is has been the cope of all copes, and how chris thinks he's being smart when he says he's not lying at the beggining. He HAS to believe he's a multidimensional being, so that he can simply say that all the bad things were just a bad altered demonic timeline.
I do think chris going to jail really drove him to the brink, because all this nonsense picked up shortly after. His whole life he's been running from the truth, why should this time be any different. Only thing is, he now had to come up with something to explain away that which actually happened. Its a multiverse of madness!
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I was hoping Keffals was going to get some information on flutter out of Chris as some sort of appeasement to get us to leave him alone for a while. Shame he isn't that smart.
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Was Chris reading a script when he mentioned the Farms? He looks away from the cam. I mean, unless that's normal for him.
Keffags the Pedo isn't worthy of Chris.
Keffags the Pedo isn't worthy of Chris.
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I worked in TV when I was young and that's someone reading from a prompter or in this case his screen. Guessing Luke wanted him to say it right.
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Despite being personally hesitant to totally dismiss the idea that he might have been baited into some bullshit lie what with all the bullshit that Isabella et al were pulling, people who are totally dismissive of the idea that Chris did fuck Barb are retarded. People doing so in an attempt to cover for Chris because "he's le heckin' wholesome trans girl, tee hee" are the purest form of retarded.
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the type of absolute subhuman who thinks Lucas has anything smart to say is the same type of subhuman who will believe anything a completely grotesque retard like Chris will say without question just because he said so
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Yes, the whole incest affair was a setup, including the subsequent jailtime and legal records.
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I'm actually surprised keffals didn't do a filter, or maybe even shitty makeup to attempt to cover up the five o clock shadow.
Is the estrogen not working so good anymore lucas?
Maybe the tunnel tranny can give you tips, they seem to have a filter that fools some. Plus on the bright side, with their tunneling experience they could help with your dilation.
Is the estrogen not working so good anymore lucas?
Maybe the tunnel tranny can give you tips, they seem to have a filter that fools some. Plus on the bright side, with their tunneling experience they could help with your dilation.
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given how edited this interview was part of me wonders if praetor was also involved in the edits.
Sonichu-choo trainwreck
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I don't know about all that. After all Keffals did wipe kiwifarms off the face of the earth..a site so transphobic that they exposed fraud stealing from transcharity and went so anti-trans as to award LOLCOW of the year to a cishet dude.
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i have noticed he seems to be putting his hair back more often as well and covering up a bit more as well. i wonder if he is going to try to go down the trans lesbian route. since the luring in people by showing off his man tits and posting thrist trap route failed horridly.
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It didn't happen in this timeline.
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Chris Chan should just be retired as a lolcow already. His schizophrenic ramblings have ruined any future entertainment he might give us. Put him in a home and give him thorazine.
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