🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Maude Snew]

Seeing Ralph so desperate for cash that he’ll get fucked up for donations is the kind of thing that makes exes think, “How did I let this catch slip through my fingers? Especially when he’s so fat.”

I mean have you seen Pantsu? Or heard her talk if that wasn't enough. He may just be as good as it gets for her. At least Ralph is not Digibro.

 

[AltisticRight]

Some enterprising psych grad needs to do a study on Ethel's paypigs. I've got a pretty good imagination but I cant even imagine the type of person that would paypiggie the ralphamale.

I have a phd in human psychology and I formally diagnose Ethan's paypigs with a severe case of faggotry.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I mean have you seen Pantsu? Or heard her talk if that wasn't enough. He may just be as good as it gets for her. At least Ralph is not Digibro.

Forever alone would be far preferable to forever with Ralph.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Some enterprising psych grad needs to do a study on Ethel's paypigs. I've got a pretty good imagination but I cant even imagine the type of person that would paypiggie the ralphamale.

Your pfp makes this funny because one of his paypigs tried to flex like ralph does once and it turned out his Fans look like bubbles, but with a fatter gut and less hair.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Just get to the part where Ralph goes to visit her in England and Godwinson and Dan Pickle Suit bang the both of them.

Why spend it on suit, when you can buy a hat with 5 stars, 4 of which are white and one only has contour. And a headset with one dynamic and microphone. Dress in white and red and crash the "date"

 

[Tiger Jack]

The 4/5 genuine ralph fans left in his chat are like those japanese soldiers that hid in the jungle for 30 years. They don't know the war is over.

 

[Elmo]

The 4/5 genuine ralph fans left in his chat are like those japanese soldiers that hid in the jungle for 30 years. They don't know the war is over.

So Jacuzzi, Adolwulf, Homotrollius, EsoShaggy... who else is missing?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Some enterprising psych grad needs to do a study on Ethel's paypigs. I've got a pretty good imagination but I cant even imagine the type of person that would paypiggie the ralphamale.

Adolwulf is a weird furry degenerate and there was that obese dude who lived in a room covered in comic book covers who streamed himself eating shrooms and showing off his shitty knife collection while begging to call in to Big Tech’s show. His past cohost Flamenco is pretty well documented and now he’s dropping Godwinson lore about how he’s just a druggie.

It’s not looking good for the Ralphafanbase

 

[Rage Pig]

Gunt wants to stick the Ralphamacro into Godwinsons rectum, but in a very masculine, non-faggot way.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Gunt wants to stick the Ralphamacro into Godwinsons rectum, but in a very masculine, non-faggot way.

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I’d never heard any “heterosexual” man talk about how much he wants multiple guys to suck his dick until Ethan Ralph waddled across my radar.

 

[McKimsReRolledRoof]

Needs more pills.... He told me his price to take an entire bar of Xannies is $100.

 

[Rage Pig]

Here the Gunt is talking about counterfeit pesos. His version of the story is that his "girlfriend" spotted a 200 and 500 counterfeit pesos bill in his possession and was so nice to take them from him, because "she lives in a different state and spent both of them, she pretty crafty baby".
This is of course an extremely dumb thing to say, because there are no states in Mexico that are more likely to accept counterfeit money. What most likely happened here is that she lied to him and took 700 real pesos out of his pocket, because he's a stupid gringo.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Here the Gunt is talking about counterfeit pesos. His version of the story is that his "girlfriend" spotted a 200 and 500 counterfeit pesos bill in his possession and was so nice to take them from him, because "she lives in a different state and spent both of them, she pretty crafty baby".
This is of course an extremely dumb thing to say, because there are no states in Mexico that are more likely to accept counterfeit money. What most likely happened here is that she lied to him and took 700 real pesos out of his pocket, because he's a stupid gringo.

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He STILL has a purse!

STILL
HAS
A
PURSE

I bet his Mexican """girlfriend""" went trolling on Tinder just to find a cosmopolitan American gentleman with a bespoke man-clutch. Or, just maybe, she found the one manlet faggot who thinks that carrying a PURSE is still somehow a win.

If he had genuine friends, they would say things like "bro, that fucking purse is awful, you need to stop carrying it around. You won't get any slatch that way, bro, you will wind up living in a shithole paying for sex" (I may have changed the last part)

 

[AltisticRight]

This is of course an extremely dumb thing to say, because there are no states in Mexico that are more likely to accept counterfeit money. What most likely happened here is that she lied to him and took 700 real pesos out of his pocket, because he's a stupid gringo.

Or she's so used to being provided with large sums of counterfeit money because she previously worked as bank teller.
Or?
What's another profession that handles cash on hand often?
Can't think of one, begins with "pro" and ends with "stitute".
I wonder.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Here the Gunt is talking about counterfeit pesos. His version of the story is that his "girlfriend" spotted a 200 and 500 counterfeit pesos bill in his possession and was so nice to take them from him, because "she lives in a different state and spent both of them, she pretty crafty baby".
This is of course an extremely dumb thing to say, because there are no states in Mexico that are more likely to accept counterfeit money. What most likely happened here is that she lied to him and took 700 real pesos out of his pocket, because he's a stupid gringo.

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What this tells me is that Pantsuela and her Pimp have figured out what Gunt’s true financial situation is. They know he isn’t the Big Baller he claims to be and can’t do for her any of the things he’s promised to do. No need for the long con now because they know there’s no big score waiting for them at the end. Now it’s time to run every little game in the book on him to get what little he’s got for as long as he’s still got it. What’s he gonna do when he figures it out? Stop paying her for sex and they move on to the next mark?

I wonder if Gunt has ever seen the movie “Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia”? The reason I ask is that it looks to me almost like he’s LARPing as the main character in that movie, down to the sunglasses, the hooker “girlfriend”, the shithole apartment, the fire-apple red Gringomobile that sticks out like a sore thumb and gets dirtier and dirtier and damaged worse and worse as the movie goes along. Oh yeah, the substance abuse too. Someone ought to remind Gunt that Benny dies at the end of that movie.

https://youtu.be/HPaUPU9xdgM?si=it0H_l3sG1ffJf6r

 

[Tiger Jack]

Here the Gunt is talking about counterfeit pesos. His version of the story is that his "girlfriend" spotted a 200 and 500 counterfeit pesos bill in his possession and was so nice to take them from him, because "she lives in a different state and spent both of them, she pretty crafty baby".
This is of course an extremely dumb thing to say, because there are no states in Mexico that are more likely to accept counterfeit money. What most likely happened here is that she lied to him and took 700 real pesos out of his pocket, because he's a stupid gringo.

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This fat retard might as well just have 'MARK' tattooed on his forehead.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

is version of the story is that his "girlfriend" spotted a 200 and 500 counterfeit pesos bill in his possession and was so nice to take them from him, because "she lives in a different state and spent both of them, she pretty crafty baby".

LMAO THIS IS A VERY COMMON TOURIST SCAM. Just like the african bracelet scam he fell for, this scam is incredibly common, especially in Mexico where all manner of wetbacks will try to convince you that you have "drug money, cartel money, fake money" but don't worry they'll take it off your hands so the feds don't arrest you.

I bet his Mexican """girlfriend""" went trolling on Tinder

Also, Tinder is one of the most popular ways that escorts advertise in Mexico because online competition is fierce.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Man I’ve been browsing open late food in Merida to see where he was at and I gotta say Merida is a shithole.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

He also walked down to buy a beer at the Modelorama store which was just behind him.

At certain camera angles you could see that the area further down is more built up though.

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The problem with finding the place is that I'm not entirely convinced it's actually in Merida.
For instance, it could also be one of the smaller towns outside of the main city.


It's the torta place. But he came on stream shortly after turning off his main stream, meaning it has to be a quick drive from his current location.

It looks the the fruiteria is right next door and the modelorama is on the other side of that. Also be aware that the video is mirrored because the fruiteria sign is backwards.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

What most likely happened here is that she lied to him and took 700 real pesos out of his pocket, because he's a stupid gringo.

Scammed out of $40.42 American, however will the gunt financially recover from this?