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BillTheButcher said:
At the 22 minute mark, chris goes on a tangent about isabella and the things she tried "fabricating" to get chris to end it all. The interesting part is, from what I can recall, 2 of the only times chris defers to his "notes" (alibi) and admits something strange, is during the minutes after the 22:00 mark . When he says "it happened in a very distant timeline, but not this one", is chris saying that all the things he's accused of actually happened...somewhere?

If so, that explains the ENTIRE Jesus multidensional being persona. This is has been the cope of all copes, and how chris thinks he's being smart when he says he's not lying at the beggining. He HAS to believe he's a multidimensional being, so that he can simply say that all the bad things were just a bad altered demonic timeline.

I do think chris going to jail really drove him to the brink, because all this nonsense picked up shortly after. His whole life he's been running from the truth, why should this time be any different. Only thing is, he now had to come up with something to explain away that which actually happened. Its a multiverse of madness!
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GenociderSyo said:
It's pretty common in someone with schizophrenia or such to have an issue with sense of self. They can have dissociative symptoms where they truly believe actions committed by them were by a double or something. It's another form of maladaptive coping and since they truly view the actions as not being their "real" self it makes it hard to get them to take accountability and learn from it.
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I think Bill's got the right of it. This isn't schizophrenia, this is Chris's escapist fantasy where he's always believed in cartoon alternate realities being something that's mutated into one big denial mechanism where Chris thinks he has plausible deniability for anything he chooses by just shunting it into another fucking dimension and pretending nothing happened.

Funny how that doesn't apply to well documented police records that clearly say he was charged for the shit he claims was in 'another dimension'.

It works in reverse, too - Chris believes himself in another timeline/reality to be an omnipotent goddess that is well loved by everyone and everything made in his image. Even before trying to be trans, this was true of the old Sonichu comics being the means of his revenge against the injustices of the world he claimed to suffer, to the point one of the main antagonists was literally his graduation day from MHS given physical form. And he so desperately wants to be in a world that accepts him for him instead of, y'know, actually trying to be a better person - something that in his old Rollin' and Trollin' video proves he is entirely capable of being - which dovetails with his obsession over trying to preserve the G4 era brony fandom convention scene and more generally trying to tear down its replacement he probably blames for taking that happy space away from him.

This just isn't him being a schitzo because he's very bad at hiding the fact he does in fact understand this is all bullshit he's projecting to try and live a non-existent reality. The only reason he isn't still crowing about fucking his mother, as he was for months after the fact (he was smug as hell about his 'older girlfriend' in his texts to Null), is because one of the few things he understands is motherfucking is frowned upon by society. But he doesn't feel guilty about it, which is why the whole 'alt. dimension moterfucking' is a cope mechanism, so he doesn't have to lie about it while he thinks he's keeping up appearances.

Skeletonized Cow said:
Despite being personally hesitant to totally dismiss the idea that he might have been baited into some bullshit lie what with all the bullshit that Isabella et al were pulling, people who are totally dismissive of the idea that Chris did fuck Barb are retarded. People doing so in an attempt to cover for Chris because "he's le heckin' wholesome trans girl, tee hee" are the purest form of retarded.
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I think they're fixated on the idea that Chris simply wasn't found guilty, period. Completely ignorant of the fact that he wasn't found innocent, either, or the fact charges were dropped because Chris had already essentially served his maximum sentence and there wasn't even a point to continuing the legal case, if my understanding of the situation is correct.

It does still beg the question of what these people are thinking in terms of if the incest accusation was a troll op, why did the authorities keep Chris locked up for two years after booking him on a rather minor protective order violation? And then during that time ship him off to a mental hospital?
 
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Every time I see Keffal's vapid resting smile (the video on the front page shows it wonderfully) I think of Dylan from Chappell's Making the Band skit. I think Lucas equates a resting female smile with some kind of vapid whorishness, and comes across looking like a mouth-breather.
 

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Look--an Alien! said:
Every time I see Keffal's vapid resting smile (the video on the front page shows it wonderfully) I think of Dylan from Chappell's Making the Band skit. I think Lucas equates a resting female smile with some kind of vapid whorishness, and comes across looking like a mouth-breather.
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He just fried his brain with all of the drugs and is now stuck with a permanent semi-gurn.
 
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So one of these troons fucked their mother, but the other troon had a mother who was sexually obsessed with their kid but we've got no evidence that they actually did the deed yet?

I'm guessing Keffals just had Chris on his show to sound him out about the emotional backwash that results from having had sex with your mother. Sadly, I can't offer Lucas much in the way of advice in respect of this subject -- aside from this: don't wait so long that your mother has alzheimers. We know consent isn't such a big deal in the troony commoonity but the rest of the world isn't quite so keen on the old 'consent accident' excuse. Also, saying 'I know she wanted it. Mummy and I have always been so close that we're perfectly in tune with each other's wants and needs' probably won't sound so convincing -- even to a jury made up of Terrence and Philip x 6. Though I imagine the fart porn might resonate with them and gain you some sympathy.\

Even so, if you're going to do it, do it when she's still in control of all of her faculties. I bet she'd be happy to sign a consent form right now.
 
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Swole McPole said:
So one of these troons fucked their mother, but the other troon had a mother who was sexually obsessed with their kid but we've got no evidence that they actually did the deed yet?

I'm guessing Keffals just had Chris on his show to sound him out about the emotional backwash that results from having had sex with your mother. Sadly, I can't offer Lucas much in the way of advice in respect of this subject -- aside from this: don't wait so long that your mother has alzheimers. We know consent isn't such a big deal in the troony commoonity but the rest of the world isn't quite so keen on the old 'consent accident' excuse. Also, saying 'I know she wanted it. Mummy and I have always been so close that we're perfectly in tune with each other's wants and needs' probably won't sound so convincing -- even to a jury made up of Terrence and Philip x 6. Though I imagine the fart porn might resonate with them and gain you some sympathy.\

Even so, if you're going to do it, do it when she's still in control of all of her faculties. I bet she'd be happy to sign a consent form right now.
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I think Terrence and Philip might dislike to be compared to Lucas.
 
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biguglyboy said:
I forgot this was going down and I couldn't believe that this wasn't featured. Now I can't believe Keffals could have made this so boring. Chris not following Lucas' questions and responding with schitzo babble gave some laughs the first few times at least.
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It was pre-featured, then taken off features when it didn't happen on time as a live event as scheduled. It's better this way, if you know, you know. Less interested parties aren't shitting up the thread for stickers only, without being interested in Chris or Keffals.
 
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The Ghost Of George Floyd said:
Like, I could be convinced that Chris never actually fucked his mom and he just went around saying it because he thought Isabella Janke would fuck him and Chris has always been a terrible liar and will also just crack under light pressure sometimes so someone probably really could get to the bottom of this by just asking him a ton of questions. Keffals basically just gave him a platform to say "I didn't do it"
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He bought a book that gives tips on having safe sex with the elderly. He 100% fucked his mom. The only real questionable part was that it was rape, Barb's a nasty freak.
 
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GettrGriftr said:
I loved Luke's crestfallen look when Chris thanked him re: the Farms. Chris unwittingly forced Luke to face one of his many life failures.

KWF Wins! And Luke, YWNBAW.
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Man Chris is looking rough as fuck in this interview and did hey say "that whole peg" at the end of the thank you for taking down kiwi farms? I wonder what he means by that
 
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I think Terrence and Philip might dislike to be compared to Lucas.
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But I've never heard of anybody else fetishizing farting besides Terrance and Philip and Keffals. It has to be a Canadian national trait.

I can tell by his face that Justin Trudeau is definitely the kind of man who would hold his wife's head under the blankets and let a great big juicy stinker rip. His face says 'my farts smell of fine french perfume. Let me share it with my lover. Yes, she'll struggle at first so I'll have to hold her down, but she'll thank me for it later.'
 
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It's almost poetic, isn't it? Chris, the person who literally is the raison d'être for the farms, the person who has more content about him here than anyone else, by his own merits, is told by a pneumatic eunuch that the farms are no more and he fully believes it without even bothering to check if it's true and moves on with his life with a weak "thanks I guess" as a celebration.
Meanwhile, people like Keffals or Fong-Jones, who figuratively are a fart on the Farm's hurricane whose content here is primarly caused by them trying to shut down the farms themselves in a vicious circle can't even get the farms down, have already declared us dead 3 or 4 different times and even when they think they got us they have to make sure at the ISP / DNS level just to sigh in relief. And even then they probably can't help to boot up good ol' TOR to see what we're up to while the farms are totally dead for sure.

When CWC's dynamic with the Farms is healthier than yours, it's time to log off for a while.
 
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