Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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You did this to yourself idiot. There is an entire group of women who are into people with penises, it's called "most women." You decided to target the one group of women who can never be into you. And now you are surprised they are not into you. Wow, who could have seen that one coming.
>[I have a nightmare where] she befriends my friends and takes them away from me
>I have one irl friend besides her


Maybe if you got off the internet and made more friends in irl instead of hanging out with a bunch of lunatic troons on Reddit you could have saved yourself all this trouble, my man.
 
Whenever you browse tranny boards, you can’t help but wonder how these people function on a day to day basis.

Case in point:

TRANNY DRIVEN INTO TEARS BY DOCTORS QUESTION!

The question? Well…

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Imagine being driven to tears by some proctologist making small talk, lol!
It's not even an irrelevant question. Some types of the surgery involves bits of bowles. Some people end up farting out of their Amhole.
It's reasonable.
Also lmao why is he in there begging for a colonoscopy if he apparently doesn't have any symptoms that would encourage the Drs to order one, the "you're young" thing sounds like it was just ordered up for the fun of it.
Troons man.
 
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Mentally ill teenager seethes that they can’t get troon juice until they’re 18 in Texas. Other troons suggest they take some bathtub troon juice. Creepy “heyyyyyemily_Pink” wants them in their DM’s and the teenager has gone 2-3 months without showering: proving they are in fact mentally ill.
 

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Trannies are probably the best example of “main character syndrome” where they feel that once they get mutilated by the surgery everything will go perfect and they’ll be accepted as whatever they’re trying to pretend to be. It’s pure delusion, which is also why it’s clearly a mental disease or defect. It’s really not that hard to be okay with having a dick and avoid lunatics on discord trying to tell you otherwise.
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The-cursed-gardener was almost there except the last part: we know that encouraging people to not cut their dick or tits off is the right thing.
How dare they.

I’m mostly here to laugh at obese rednecks, thank you very much.
 
It's not even an irrelevant question. Some types of the surgery involves bits of bowles. Some people end up farting out of their Amhole.
It's reasonable.
Also lmao why is he in there begging for a colonoscopy if he apparently doesn't have any symptoms that would encourage the Drs to order one, the "you're young" thing sounds like it was just ordered up for the fun of it.
Troons man.
Of course it is higly unlikely that some fetishist wants medical equipment up their arse just for fun, but the posibility is not zero.
 
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You did this to yourself idiot. There is an entire group of women who are into people with penises, it's called "most women." You decided to target the one group of women who can never be into you. And now you are surprised they are not into you. Wow, who could have seen that one coming.
Knowing tranny dating patterns it's a safe guess that his ex was an activist or artist girl that thought a tranny girlfriend made their relationship extra queer. After spending time with a mentally ill man she wanted to nope out but needed socially acceptable reason to brake up. If she identified as lesbian or bi she couldn't use that to get but genital preference is nice and clean it's me not you thing.
 
Knowing tranny dating patterns it's a safe guess that his ex was an activist or artist girl that thought a tranny girlfriend made their relationship extra queer. After spending time with a mentally ill man she wanted to nope out but needed socially acceptable reason to brake up. If she identified as lesbian or bi she couldn't use that to get but genital preference is nice and clean it's me not you thing.

Goddamnit… All their made up words for stuff we ALREADY have words for, makes me want to stuff the lot straight into a gas chamber.

“AMAB”: Oh you mean a man?

“Genital preference “: You mean gay/homo?

“Pansexual”: Which is different from being bi/top tier degenerate exactly how?
 
Gross 2-3 months without a shower, even if you just lay in bed all day you would still be gross from sweat.
Goddamnit… All their made up words for stuff we ALREADY have words for, makes me want to stuff the lot straight into a gas chamber.

“AMAB”: Oh you mean a man?

“Genital preference “: You mean gay/homo?

“Pansexual”: Which is different from being bi/top tier degenerate exactly how?
Did you have to look those up or did you know them already? I've never seen AMAB or Genital preference before. I really don't know what a pansexual is besides some kinda LGBQXYZ+ with extra deviant added in it somehow.
 
“Genital preference “: You mean gay/homo?
God, this gets me so MATI. "Genital preference". Yes, I prefer men. Who, by definition, have dicks. An insane woman shooting up testosterone is not a man. We as a society spent the last several decades reinforcing that The Gays don't "prefer" sleeping with the same sex as if it were something we'd settle for if we didn't have the other one available. Drop The T. Nobody with a shred of sanity wants to sleep with you sex pests. Your semantic wordplay is validation for your fetish, and I won't participate.

“Pansexual”: Which is different from being bi/top tier degenerate exactly how?
Oh that one's easy. Anyone who calls themselves "Pansexual" is bi but advertising a willingness to fuck troons.
 
Oh that one's easy. Anyone who calls themselves "Pansexual" is bi but advertising a willingness to fuck troons.
Nah, most are straight but want to be queer because it's cool and makes daddy mad. Basically when people figured out bistraightsuals and made fun of them, rebellious teengirls went pan and none binary instead of bi. They still put exactly as much before, funny haircut and maybe kissing a girl when others are watching, but end up in basic relationships with avarice guys.
 
Did you have to look those up or did you know them already? I've never seen AMAB or Genital preference before. I really don't know what a pansexual is besides some kinda LGBQXYZ+ with extra deviant added in it somehow.

I have never in my life heard anyone IRL using words like these or “demisexual” (You know: Someone who needs an emotional bond in order to have sex. Also known as normal people, especially women.) but browse Reddit and you see them used constantly.
 
The thing that blows my mind about these freaks is how they will have the most fucked up kinks possible but being a "genital fetishist" is the WORST possible thing you can be.
I also love how they hate tranny chasers. There are people out there who love that they are mentally deranged freaks and that they cut their dick off but they demand to be seen as an actual woman or man and not some weirdo.
 
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Mentally ill teenager seethes that they can’t get troon juice until they’re 18 in Texas. Other troons suggest they take some bathtub troon juice. Creepy “heyyyyyemily_Pink” wants them in their DM’s and the teenager has gone 2-3 months without showering: proving they are in fact mentally ill.

Jesus Christ, I once had to go two days without a shower, and it made me want to flay my skin to stop the feeling of being dirty/greasy/sticky; I'd probably go mad at three days unwashed, let alone three months.
 
Nah, most are straight but want to be queer because it's cool and makes daddy mad. Basically when people figured out bistraightsuals and made fun of them, rebellious teengirls went pan and none binary instead of bi.
This might be some, but Southern is generally correct, pan is basically bi +, with either fucking trannies, or, low key saying "i fuck dogs too".
"Genital preference".
I agree but I gotta admit its kinda funny seeing a guy insisting hes straight but ALSO dating a tranny and feeling insecure about sucking "girldick". So close to realizing hes doing gay shit, but it just doesn't click.
Unironically reminds me of this. Just replaced "its not a dick" with "its not gay" and "its a mouth based video game" with "its a girldick".
Like "non-binary" with more of an implication of being sexually active?
non binary to me seems way more of a "fashion statement" identity, theres generally 2 populations of NB, normalISH (usually) girls who don't want to be called girls, and outright abominations who couldn't fit in to save their life.
 
"Genital preference". Yes, I prefer men. Who, by definition, have dicks.
Yep exactly.,

Also, I think handmaidens only made up the "Genital preference" thing cos they can't admit that there are actually differences between the sexes that we can detect with 99% accuracy. I don't really get how genital preference is any more valid than preference for the male/female body type. It still admits that there are actually differences between sex and gender identity.

They need to do this for troons too. I saw this online and thought it was fake: but holy shit it isn’t. The troons are fuming about it too.
I really wanna know how this came to be, like what events precipitated it. And yeah they should do it for troons too.
 
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They need to do this for troons too. I saw this online and thought it was fake: but holy shit it isn’t. The troons are fuming about it too.
This is the best thing I’ve seen so far this year, and we’re barely 2 weeks into 2024. Hopefully this can spread to troons across the globe
 
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