Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

[T.E.R.F]

The ugg comes from Jeannette's side of the family, not the Bloshinskies. If Greg had had crotch nuggets by a woman at least average on the attractiveness scale, he might have produced OK looking kids.

Greg's a handsome guy. He's just very unattractive because he's a complete cuck. Jeanette is two cocktails away from a Twisted Sister impression.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Sorry if retarded but I must be missing something- why could this not also happen to Jazz if he took Ozempic? Do men have some different kind of digestive system I didn't learn about because I skipped Health class that day to smoke Marbs and drink slushies

I was joking.

Greg's a handsome guy. He's just very unattractive because he's a complete cuck. Jeanette is two cocktails away from a Twisted Sister impression.

He's such a cuck even his genes are cucks.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

why could this not also happen to Jazz if he took Ozempic?

I was just by chance listening to a doctor who talked about the long term, deleterious effects of Ozempic and Wegovy. Apparently, users are unable to tolerate animal fats, with the result that they become nutritionally deficient AND they lose a lot of lean muscle mass. This is concerning in adults over the age of 30 because that is when it becomes difficult to rebuild lost muscle.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I was just by chance listening to a doctor who talked about the long term, deleterious effects of Ozempic and Wegovy. Apparently, users are unable to tolerate animal fats, with the result that they become nutritionally deficient AND they lose a lot of lean muscle mass. This is concerning in adults over the age of 30 because that is when it becomes difficult to rebuild lost muscle.

Holy shit. I was convinced that what people termed "ozempic face" was just Americans being shocked when they saw someone over 35 who no longer had a plump fat face filling in all their wrinkles. People suddenly looking their age (which does happen when some people drop a lot of weight). But maybe they really do look especially ghastly because they're all deficient and decrepit and praying they won't win the "shitting my guts out forever" lottery.

Honestly I hope Jazz stays away from that stuff. The last thing he needs on top of everything else permanently wrong with him is a paralyzed stomach and constant throw-up.

 

[weirdwound]

I feel sad for Jazz. Munchausen by Proxy has been in the news, and how is anything Jeanette did NOT Munchausen shit? Seriously.

She wanted that sweet sweet TLC money. She wanted to be the most popular mom in her snobby florida town. She wanted what Jon & Kate had. One day Jazz is going to have a breakdown when she realizes what her mom has done to him.

 

[Diana89]

Celebrities all over the landscape from Oprah to Kelly Clarkson to Whitney Way Thore (another cow) are suddenly dropping 30-70 pounds when they never could lose one pound before.

None of them admits to it, but Jaron is definitely doing Ozempic or one of its many knock-offs. He probably qualifies for insurance coverage for health reasons but, if not, can certainly afford the $1k/month price tag.

Good for him, I guess, if it makes him feel better, even if just in the short term.

 

[weirdwound]

But if Jazz gets the side effects of lots of shitting and vomiting it could ruin his neovagina??? All that diarrhea??

 

[supremeautismo]

But if Jazz gets the side effects of lots of shitting and vomiting it could ruin his neovagina??? All that diarrhea??

Like many other troons, he could use that diarrhea as lubricant (like a True and Honest woman)

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I wouldn't doubt Jazz is using Ozempic because, let's be honest, no matter how much this family claims to be positive about many things, they care about their image and how they look. They're celebrities after all and Jeanette is quite vain. Having a kid who's a bit overweight but still takes care of themselves is one thing... Jazz was a completely embarrassment. He looked like a menopausal toddler.



I've seen my share of controlling mothers and I am very, very sure that Jazz's weight was making Jeanette crazy. In the same way she wanted to stuck the dilator up his hole, she would have gladly stapled his mouth shut to keep him from eating his feelings. Now he's losing weight, he can finally whore himself up like all of his troon friends and be the slut girl daughter Wendylou Jeanette always wanted to be.

Too bad they will never address the real reason for Jazz to eat compulsively. They don't care as long as Jazz looks the part Jeanette wanted him to play.

 

[hogdogmog]

I wouldn't doubt Jazz is using Ozempic because, let's be honest, no matter how much this family claims to be positive about many things, they care about their image and how they look. They're celebrities after all and Jeanette is quite vain. Having a kid who's a bit overweight but still takes care of themselves is one thing... Jazz was a completely embarrassment. He looked like a menopausal toddler.

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I've seen my share of controlling mothers and I am very, very sure that Jazz's weight was making Jeanette crazy. In the same way she wanted to stuck the dilator up his hole, she would have gladly stapled his mouth shut to keep him from eating his feelings. Now he's losing weight, he can finally whore himself up like all of his troon friends and be the slut girl daughter Wendylou Jeanette always wanted to be.

Too bad they will never address the real reason for Jazz to eat compulsively. They don't care as long as Jazz looks the part Jeanette wanted him to play.

I hope Sparkles is doing well.

 

[Robert California]

I know nothing about Ozempic other than what’s been in the media. But Jazz looks better than she has in a long time. And yes. I say “she” because Jesus. This kid has been through too much and has been so unhappy for so long. I’ll call Jazz whatever she wants, because FUCK jeanette.

 

[Special Lil' Man]

Like many other troons, he could use that diarrhea as lubricant (like a True and Honest woman)

It's totally euphoric! Spraying a stream of rancid liquid shit out of your asshole for 30 minutes every couple hours is totally like having a period! He'll even have cramps and everything! When you think about it, he'll be having his yellowy-brown period way more frequently than those other girls have their lame old plain red one, so in a way that makes him even more of a woman than those other girls!

 

[LimeRikki]

And yes. I say “she” because Jesus.

Pronoun sperging is boring. Use the ones you're gonna use and you'll get the stickers you get.

One day Jazz is going to have a breakdown when she realizes what her mom has done to him.

I don't think this is going to happen. This is pretty cynical of me but I think if jazz were to ever wake up he would just kill himself. Jenette would never allow him to express regret at what has been done to him.

Maybe if his mom dies and he has a few decades to reflect on his life, but short of that I don't think it's going to happen.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I think if jazz were to ever wake up he would just kill himself.

I agree, although I hope he gets a shotgun out and pays Mommy Dearest a visit first.

 

[Diana89]

Tons of regular people are taking it, too (to the point where there was a shortage for those who actually needed it for diabetes control), and not everyone suffers the side effects.

Maybe Jazz got lucky...for once.

You have to KEEP taking it, though, or the weight comes back.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Maybe Jazz got lucky...for once.

Lol, no.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

You have to KEEP taking it, though, or the weight comes back.

Sure he will.

We all know that this kid's main virtue is being consistent.

 

[athousandrustynails]

He looked like a menopausal toddler.

I've never read a better description of Jazz Jennings.

 

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[Pim Fortuyn]

Apparently I really do live to see horrors beyond my comprehension, or at least their consequences. That poor idiot.