Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

M3xus said:
Not to mention soap operas are fun because of all the stupid twists. Disney Wars isn't even fun nowadays.
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It doesn't help that Disney writers have no idea how to write an entertaining conflict because every character is either a mary sue that never loses, one dimensional fodder or has plot armor up the ass and won't have anything happen until the end of their show.
 
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Gondolindrim said:
It doesn't help that Disney writers have no idea how to write an entertaining conflict because every character is either a mary sue that never loses, one dimensional fodder or has plot armor up the ass and won't have anything happen until the end of their show.
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But if characters identity group has a flaw or conflict, it won't inspire identity group that they can be girl boss.
 
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Tootsie Bear said:
My prediction is Disney will try to get asses in seats by reveling the origin of Grogu, and Yoda by extension, to make a profit.
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I really can't think of a better way to complete the destruction of Star Wars than by having Disney break the one rule and the one thing Lucas said he would never reveal or answer. There's no salvaging this brand unless you pull the plug on everything and let it rest for twenty or so years, so what the hell I hope they do this.
 
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Grave Ghost said:
I really can't think of a better way to complete the destruction of Star Wars than by having Disney break the one rule and the one thing Lucas said he would never reveal or answer. There's no salvaging this brand unless you pull the plug on everything and let it rest for twenty or so years, so what the hell I hope they do this.
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What, that Yoda is Palpy's dad and Rey's great-granddad?
 
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Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
Fish people don't have sex, and I'm going to assume Yaddle and Yoda had an open secret affair that no one wanted to point out as it would have destroyed ALL Jedi credibility.
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ki-adi mundi was allowed to procreate per his planets custom or something like that, the issue is with attachment and actually feeling anything towards the not-mission

also in the revenge of the sith novelization, obi-wan knew all about anakin and padme and was supportive of them
 
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XYZpdq Jr. said:
Star Wars Holiday Special is pretty arguably a musical
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And that wasn't total shit?!
Mr. 0 said:
ki-adi mundi was allowed to procreate per his planets custom or something like that, the issue is with attachment and actually feeling anything towards the not-mission

also in the revenge of the sith novelization, obi-wan knew all about anakin and padme and was supportive of them
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Just like how he would be fine with Yaddle and Yoda.
 
Yoda has a Hungarian fandub of some prominence that makes him a complete sex pest, and Last Jedi Luke a cucked virgin. It is like the Ashoka Tano copypastsa but way, way sexpesty.

So him yodeling the Yaddle is in character.

What I think I figured out is that western girlbosses don't work, because they don't have any charisma. They act like men, stuffy old manager type of men.

Anime girls that are "bossy" usually have something like a charismatic personality to make people actually want to follow them. From your plain old tsundere to the charming princess who cheers for her (wo)men at arms.
 
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Mr. 0 said:
also in the revenge of the sith novelization, obi-wan knew all about anakin and padme and was supportive of them
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Hell, that was scripted and supposed to be on the film. Before Obi-Wan leaves to chase Grievous he shows up at Padme's place and tells her to take care of Anakin because he's under a lot of pressure. She plays dumb "uh, sure, if I see him..." and he tells her "I know you two are in love, but I'm not telling anyone about it"

It was unnecessary plotwise but would have added to Obi-Wan's character, he had his friends' back all the time.
 
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Pinochet Was Right said:
Hell, that was scripted and supposed to be on the film. Before Obi-Wan leaves to chase Grievous he shows up at Padme's place and tells her to take care of Anakin because he's under a lot of pressure. She plays dumb "uh, sure, if I see him..." and he tells her "I know you two are in love, but I'm not telling anyone about it"

It was unnecessary plotwise but would have added to Obi-Wan's character, he had his friends' back all the time.
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Damn that Anthony Daniels for ruining the take and set with his falling over
 
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Rome's rightful successor said:
Is there a English subtitled version of it available?
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It is like 3 big and 3 mini episodes.

There is one translated, but its youtube's AI and tones down 75% of the crudeness and vulgarity of the terms, like -fuck off asshole- instead of ,-fuck it, mention that (darkside is gay) again and I'll fuck your neck.-

The author propably didn't make subtitles or youtube would be mad.


The very first damnit is actually: Your whore mother.
 
When I was a kid I assumed Yoda was tiny and wrinkly because he was 900 years old. In my child experience, that was what happened with very old people - they got smaller. I imagined that when he was in this youth he was actually tall and this great jedi warrior Luke had imagined, but that century after century had shrunk him down to this green walnut that he was.

I still prefer my head-canon to seeing him be a race of cutesy-tiny gremlins.
 
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