Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Imagine being a fan of the biggest problem.

If somebody were a fan during the Maddox era, I could understand that. Now? No. That's just sad.

He has plans to reduce night show and a 'consumate number of daytime shows' to fit his schedule better. (He meant 'commensurate')

No no no. He absolutely meant consumate. He's coombrained. It's called a freudian slip.

It's not because Eric July delivered all his campaign promises and more, and it's not because his detractors are a bunch of unfunny faggot queers trying to fuck with his business for no reason at all, none of it.

Because something White girl Black penis whatever, fucking mutts.

The funny thing is, I don't think @elb said or did a goddamn thing with respect to Eric July until Nick had his meltdown. She clipped that because it's Nick content.

This MrSurname guy is just pulling stuff right out of his ass. It may shock Dick's followers to know this, but I think most people don't care about July one way or the other.

Pictured: An idiot.

 

[Swole McPole]

Is Mandy still single? Does it count as pre-marital sex if at least one of the people who are engaging in coitus hasn't walked down the aisle yet?

These are clearly some retarded Balldo wearing niggers over here. I couldn't give a flying fuck if Rekieta was banging all the bulls in Hedonism 2 while shooting speedballs in the blue vein in his cock. In fact, I HOPE he does those things. His wife and kids might not be so keen, but the more extreme his sex and drug use becomes, the more entertaining I find him.

These are Dick Masterbate fans, I take it? Of course they're going to be a slow witted gang of fuckers. How could they be anything but?

 

[AltisticRight]

A new allergy?

He's already allergic to monogamy, boiling fresh eggs, and practicing law.

How many allergies can a man have?

 

[Pomniman]

Is Mandy still single? Does it count as pre-marital sex if at least one of the people who are engaging in coitus hasn't walked down the aisle yet?

These are clearly some retarded Balldo wearing niggers over here. I couldn't give a flying fuck if Rekieta was banging all the bulls in Hedonism 2 while shooting speedballs in the blue vein in his cock. In fact, I HOPE he does those things. His wife and kids might not be so keen, but the more extreme his sex and drug use becomes, the more entertaining I find him.

These are Dick Masterbate fans, I take it? Of course they're going to be a slow witted gang of fuckers. How could they be anything but?

Does it count as a marriage if Mandy's spouse is a corpse he dug up at the cemetary and skinned to make an Ed Gein style flesh suit?

 

[anionfarflung]

EVS @FROG, in regard to Nick debating Eric July: "I'm not as smart as Nick Rekieta ...
... I'm sober most of the time ..."

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick in the AM: I really hate cancelling shows GUYZ! I'll do a special make-up daystream!

Nick in the PM:

 

[Neetorino]

Nick in the AM: I really hate cancelling shows GUYZ! I'll do a special make-up daystream!

Nick in the PM:

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I'm so confused by "a(m0lesting)round". Somehow "m0lesting" got inserted inside his "around 7:30 I crashed out" message, but I cannot fathom how he did this. Maybe he got roofied again and this is his way of saying that his asshole hurts?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Nick in the AM: I really hate cancelling shows GUYZ! I'll do a special make-up daystream!

Nick in the PM:

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Amolestinground? Huh??

 

[Spergichu]

I'm so confused by "a(m0lesting)round". Somehow "m0lesting" got inserted inside his "around 7:30 I crashed out" message, but I cannot fathom how he did this. Maybe he got roofied again and this is his way of saying that his asshole hurts?

He either thought it would be "haha funny" to use a taboo word in his super cereal apology, or he types it so much that autocorrect threw it in there. In any case, it's there because he's obviously drunk so the specifics really don't matter.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

a(m0lesting)round

Autocorrect probably just accidentally inserted his most frequently used password in there. But I hope no one gets into his email and finds the nudes he sent MANdy.

 

[Chibitzen]

He's already allergic to monogamy, boiling fresh eggs, and practicing law.

How many allergies can a man have?

If he's going to make up shit, at least develop an allergy to something actually bad for you.

Nick in the AM: I really hate cancelling shows GUYZ! I'll do a special make-up daystream!

Nick in the PM:

...

Should we tell him?... his fans haven't told him yet, have they?... Oh dear...

Autocorrect probably just accidentally inserted his most frequently used password in there. But I hope no one gets into his email and finds the nudes he sent MANdy.

Ok, how many of you have tried it?

 

[Retink Retunk]

Nick in the AM: I really hate cancelling shows GUYZ! I'll do a special make-up daystream!

Nick in the PM:

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Delirium Tremens setting in?

Also, why is there a beer called Delirium Tremens? That seems a touch in poor taste.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nick in the AM: I really hate cancelling shows GUYZ! I'll do a special make-up daystream!

Nick in the PM:

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"show would be a disaster tonight"

How is that different from every other night?

I hope Nick moves to the Ukraine and criticizes the government.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know why, but the "so hard to stream" whine just fucking kills me.

No wonder his sad remaining audience is a bunch of NEETs and retards because only a retarded NEET could believe his tales of woe of the arduous and back-breaking labor of sitting and drinking and bitching about his life that is "streaming."

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm so confused by "a(m0lesting)round". Somehow "m0lesting" got inserted inside his "around 7:30 I crashed out" message, but I cannot fathom how he did this. Maybe he got roofied again and this is his way of saying that his asshole hurts?

I blame his friend Vito.

These are Dick Masterbate fans, I take it?

Yeah, I thought that was obvious. It's from TBPITU subreddit.

Dick's fanbase has a lot in common with Nick's current fanbase.

 

[elb]

The funny thing is, I don't think @elb said or did a goddamn thing with respect to Eric July until Nick had his meltdown. She clipped that because it's Nick content.

Idk I’m pretty sure it’s the “white guilt”

- We get a view of his counter. Looks like a lot of alcohol bottles.

- He showed his tattoo that is specifically n interpretation of Gadsen flag. He didn't want the traditional serpent becuase it looked weird. He might add splashes of yellow ro allude to the flag.

- Chat said he looked unhealthy. Nick said he is at his uni weight and 10% body fat.

- He did something 'stupid' while in the Cities yesterday with his wife. He had 1 hour of sleep, so he took Provigil. But his wife has a family member heavily into MLM. He tried one of the energy pills that was 'basically cayenne pepper powder'. It triggered his allergy.

@Balldo's Gate

- Nick did a show last night because he hates cancelling. People/companies/algorithms also hate inconsistent shows. He likes the chaos.

- His current time slot was chosen when kids were young and he was homebound in the evenings. Now he and his wife have more freedom to go out on the spur of the moment and they are taking advantage of it. Someone aid he has more 'unexpected events' than anyone they know and his reaction was 'I know right!' with a seemingly straight face.

- He has plans to reduce night show and a 'consumate number of daytime shows' to fit his schedule better. (He meant 'commensurate')

 

[Pomniman]

Delirium Tremens setting in?

Also, why is there a beer called Delirium Tremens? That seems a touch in poor taste.

That's actually really good stuff. A bit overpriced though. I think they called it that as a joke about the "pink elephants" commonly associated with DT hallucinations.

 

[Phillip Green]

- Chat said he looked unhealthy. Nick said he is at his uni weight and 10% body fat.

Given how skinnyfat he looks, that's simply not possible. 10% is chiseled six pack territory if you have even a hint of muscle mass. He's not even close. Granted, he's well on his way to that lean mean Eugenia Cooney physique, but he's got a long way to go from his current sickly junky look to the patrician Dachau survivor vibe he's really shooting for!

So he realized he is a 50 year old man and shouldn't be staying up until 4am talking about sucking off other dudes?

The man is in a self-actualizing phase. Why talk when you can do instead? Clearing that 4am timeslot to hang out in the bathroom of the 'ol 90s is important to him now.

 

[Fapcop]

Honest question: I don’t drink alcohol, but… Is it normal for non alkies to have so many liquor bottles in their kitchen?

(Like if you had a little bar in your living room that’s another matter, but the kitchen?!)

My friends are social drinkers so may have a bottle of wine or two, but this much booze seems… Like a lot!

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Honest question: I don’t drink alcohol, but… Is it normal for non alkies to have so many liquor bottles in their kitchen?

(Like if you had a little bar in your living room that’s another matter, but the kitchen?!)

My friends are social drinkers so may have a bottle of wine or two, but this much booze seems… Like a lot!

Not on the counter, no. Maybe the wine you are using for cooking is out on the counter. Maybe a single liquor bottle if you were just serving from it. People keep their liquor in the liquor cabinet if they don’t have a bar.