Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[genericwhitemale]

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Vito has admitted defeat. He is too lazy and too uninspired to capitalize properly on his Peruvian witch voiceover video. We'll still have his classic voiceovers to remember him by: Peruvian witch, and man stealing deodorant. He also can't seem to decide whether or not to hide the blue checkmark on his profile.

Where were you the day the voiceovers died?

Even the name Vito is admitting defeat because it's not his fucking name.

 

[AnOminous]

Even the name Vito is admitting defeat because it's not his fucking name.

"Vito" just makes me think of Bam Margera's Uncle Vito, who was also a disgusting pedophile.

 

[spacko]

Who would want a notorious pedophile voicing over anything whatsoever?

arent most anime VA's pedos?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

arent most anime VA's pedos?

No, they’re mostly people with their heads so far up their ass, they think they’re improving anime by completely changing dialogue to preach their personal politics and actively hate their main audience.

The actual good ones stay away from that shit.

 

[Pomniman]

Even the name Vito is admitting defeat because it's not his fucking name.

There are two Vitos inside you. One is Marlon Brando. The other is superpedo.

 

[Harm]

These two tweets were unironically one after the other.



"People threatened me and harassed me because Eric July said I was responsible for a trademark lawsuit! I have been in FEAR of my LIFE!"

...also Vito:

"Hahaha, hey guys, CUTIES! Hahaha, isn't it so funny how I'm the face of sexually exploiting young girls, and how I'm best friends with pedophile Max Karson, and how everyone thinks I'm a pedophile who's going to sexually abuse minors?"

 

[Mr. Manchester]

These two tweets were unironically one after the other.

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"People threatened me and harassed me because Eric July said I was responsible for a trademark lawsuit! I have been in FEAR of my LIFE!"

...also Vito:

"Hahaha, hey guys, CUTIES! Hahaha, isn't it so funny how I'm the face of sexually exploiting young girls, and how I'm best friends with pedophile Max Karson, and how everyone thinks I'm a pedophile who's going to sexually abuse minors?"

Good idea Vito, double down on the pedophile shit. Keep telling everyone exactly who you are.

 

[AnOminous]

"Hahaha, hey guys, CUTIES! Hahaha, isn't it so funny how I'm the face of sexually exploiting young girls, and how I'm best friends with pedophile Max Karson, and how everyone thinks I'm a pedophile who's going to sexually abuse minors?"

 

[Honey's Dead]

You sure have us beat Vedo... Your Pedo LARP is such a 5D Chess move.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

These two tweets were unironically one after the other.

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"I don't understand guys, everyone thinks I'm a fucking retard after I acted like a fucking retard. Doesn't anyone know that it was a joke?"

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

These two tweets were unironically one after the other.

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"People threatened me and harassed me because Eric July said I was responsible for a trademark lawsuit! I have been in FEAR of my LIFE!"

...also Vito:

"Hahaha, hey guys, CUTIES! Hahaha, isn't it so funny how I'm the face of sexually exploiting young girls, and how I'm best friends with pedophile Max Karson, and how everyone thinks I'm a pedophile who's going to sexually abuse minors?"

I do find it really funny that in response to EVS/Dax/Vito fans trying to accuse Eric July of shit, Eric has just turned it into a meme with a bunch of “Eric July did 9/11” jokes.

And clearly it’s pissing off Vito he’s doing so.

Remember how Vito’s original reaction about the lawsuit stuff was to deny responsibility but denounce it immediately and prostate himself on Twitter until Dax started talking shit and Vito immediately copied him afterwards?

 

[sillybillyguy]

He's such a little faggot. A grown man shouldn't cry this much on social media.

 

[Harm]

He's such a little faggot. A grown man shouldn't cry this much on social media.

It's so much worse when you realize that for every tweet that gets screencapped and put in this thread, there are dozens more crying and whining that weren't interesting enough to document.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

It's so much worse when you realize that for every tweet that gets screencapped and put in this thread, there are dozens more crying and whining that weren't interesting enough to document.

It’s true, Vito doesn’t shut the fuck up crying about July or anyone friendly with him.

 

[AltisticRight]

He's such a little faggot. A grown man shouldn't cry this much on social media.

He cries as much as the preferred age of his bride.

 

[genericwhitemale]

So funny seeing Juju and Pedo call Eric a bully. Bro, you're like 40. Grow up.
Also bullying is Maddax's MO.

 

[KingofSomething]

"People threatened me and harassed me because Eric July said I was responsible for a trademark lawsuit! I have been in FEAR of my LIFE!"

He should stop using "We" when referring to people doing stupid shit or directly associating with like guys like Dax that openly say they want to destroy someone's business out of spite if he doesn't want to get dragged in. He chooses to insert himself into drama and then gets mad when it bites him in the ass

 

[Honey's Dead]

To be fair I am surprised Vedo and Juju haven't made it in Hollywood being the pedo loving scum they are.

 

[AltisticRight]

Fat repulsive paedophile at some shitty anime convention.

 

[The Marlboro Man]

Fat repulsive paedophile at some shitty anime convention.
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That describes everyone at an anime convention.