Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%

  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 273 96.1%
  • Total voters
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The Yellow Dart said:
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Retarded whores have made their choice known. If you "buy" Christopher "pedo doujins" Gesualdi's comic book then you are officially Team Retarded Whores.
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For clarity and transparency, that is MintSalad. I wasn't sure at first because I thought her handle was MintSalad, but I guess it's not.

Personally, the endorsement of a literally broke ass whore with a piss fetish that has been passed around amidst your friend group doesn't exactly rate highly.
 
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Wtf with Brown Don Vito doing every hipster fad bullshit thing?

Is it axe throwing next? Is he going to “design” some kiddie cornhole boards?

A “please don’t escape” tween escape room?

The thing I hate about him (poorly phrased, I hate a lot of things about him) is his attunement to the pathetic underbelly of Main Street culture, the storefronts that exist just for people who aren’t adult enough to have friends and/or girlfriends and go to a normal bar.

All those things are hipster neckbeard things. Fuck yours and every towns’ stupid fucking boardgame shop interrupting the pub crawl
 
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Dumpster dived waifu said:
For clarity and transparency, that is MintSalad. I wasn't sure at first because I thought her handle was MintSalad, but I guess it's not.

Personally, the endorsement of a literally broke ass whore with a piss fetish that has been passed around amidst your friend group doesn't exactly rate highly.
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I scrolled past the images and assumed it was mint, purely based on the fact that she's the only worthless slut who willingly associates with the crew of pedophile faggots.
I see Vito is still showing merch with nary an actual book published

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asked on air where he could obtain one. Daxipad suggested he use Fiverr, as Vito has no talent himself.
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Magic Sun Daddy said:
I'm fairly certain that I already know the answer, but can anyone explain the thought process behind selling merchandise for a product you've yet to release?
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If the answer in your head is "grift from morons" then you'd be correct! Seriously though, it's probably just a tactic to try and squeeze just a little bit more out of the audience because he didn't get as much as he actually needed to produce the book, hence the delays.
 
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Neetorino said:
If the answer in your head is "grift from morons" then you'd be correct! Seriously though, it's probably just a tactic to try and squeeze just a little bit more out of the audience because he didn't get as much as he actually needed to produce the book, hence the delays.
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I try to be as charitable as possible (not that Vito deserves it), I can't help be reminded of shit like Drake of the 99 Dragons when I see how he's handling his project.
 
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Keder LeBeau has finally revealed which project he was working on that caused the delays in Superkiller, a Canadian comic called "Upkeep" by a writer named Ari Gross. While I cannot find any mention of "Upkeep" from Ari Gross, he does instead have this Kickstarter which launched in February of 2023. Keder LeBeau's LinkedIn shows he started working on "Upkeep" in April of 2023. This aligns perfectly with this Ari Gross tweet asking for interested artists:

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Let's piece it all together now that we have the final piece of this puzzle:

Superkiller, which Keder LeBeau began working on in September of 2021, was 25% completed when the crowdfunding began this year around June. They raised far more than they requested, netting $70,000 and had set December as their delivery date. By the time September rolled around, 3 months later, Keder LeBeau was turning in work to Vito which was shoddy and unacceptable for release so he forced the artist to fix them. Instead, LeBeau put all his time and energy into a comic book for a complete unknown with under 200 Twitter followers whose crowdfunding campaigns pull in approximately $2,000... in Canadian dollars. Now that he's finished working on an issue for an obscure comic which has never been announced by anybody anywhere, he can work to make sure Superkiller is delivered only 6 months late.

It's a wonder how Ari Gross, complete nobody who can't even raise a month's worth of full-time income through crowdfunding, is able to keep Keder LeBeau on-schedule while the "professional" "co-host" of a "successful" podcast can't do the same with 40x the funding. How did Keder LeBeau start and finish a comic for Ari Gross from April 2023 to December 2023, but he can't complete a single issue of Superkiller from September 2021 until hitting 2024?

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Vito has returned to his roots and is now sharing death videos narrating over death videos with "humorous" commentary on his Twitter. He must have needed an ego boost.

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The Yellow Dart said:
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Yes I'm autistic enough to both notice the Sonic The Hedgehog 2 and Sonic Spinball Genesis carts prominently on display in the background, and also point that out. (Yes, I too own both of those, but in my defense I've owned them longer than she's been alive)

Autism confirmed.
 
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The Yellow Dart said:
It's a wonder how Ari Gross, complete nobody who can't even raise a month's worth of full-time income through crowdfunding, is able to keep Keder LeBeau on-schedule while the "professional" "co-host" of a "successful" podcast can't do the same with 40x the funding. How did Keder LeBeau start and finish a comic for Ari Gross from April 2023 to December 2023, but he can't complete a single issue of Superkiller from September 2021 until hitting 2024?
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Maybe Ari Gross actually paid him up front. As opposed to Vito, who didn’t pay him until recently/if at all.
 
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Vito has returned to his roots and is now sharing death videos narrating over death videos with "humorous" commentary on his Twitter. He must have needed an ego boost.
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This tweet has taken off and gotten some traction. Vito has responded in the most pathetic way imaginable: He's rebranded to "Vito the Voiceover Guy."

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This unironically confused the shit out of me when I first saw it. Took me a minute to realize he was trying to capitalize on his tweet gaining a modicum of traction. Fortunately, he will not be allowed to profit from this viral tweet as the video received a community note.

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He's clearly rebranded as "the Voiceover Guy" to avoid getting further community notes on his tweets. Considering any money he receives will be spent on food, booze, or other garbage, I hope this works and he gets a million dollars so he can buy a million tacos, down them with a million bud lights, and then spend the rest on a million amiibos. However, if you disagree and find the community note helpful, then that's the whole reason they allow anyone and everyone to rate it.
 
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The Yellow Dart said:
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This tweet has taken off and gotten some traction. Vito has responded in the most pathetic way imaginable: He's rebranded to "Vito the Voiceover Guy."

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This unironically confused the shit out of me when I first saw it. Took me a minute to realize he was trying to capitalize on his tweet gaining a modicum of traction. Fortunately, he will not be allowed to profit from this viral tweet as the video received a community note.

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He's clearly rebranded as "the Voiceover Guy" to avoid getting further community notes on his tweets. Considering any money he receives will be spent on food, booze, or other garbage, I hope this works and he gets a million dollars so he can buy a million tacos, down them with a million bud lights, and then spend the rest on a million amiibos. However, if you disagree and find the community note helpful, then that's the whole reason they allow anyone and everyone to rate it.
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Like thats going to stop anyone from recognizing him as "Vito the Pedo Guy".

Hell, i just saw a bigger gimmick account that calls out bad tweets post one of his recent "lol i defend Cuties!" tweets.
 
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Like thats going to stop anyone from recognizing him as "Vito the Pedo Guy".

Hell, i just saw a bigger gimmick account that calls out bad tweets post one of his recent "lol i defend Cuties!" tweets.
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He could rebrand himself as Jack Scalfani's son. After all, they do look rather similar.
 
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AltisticRight said:
I guess all the movie and entertainment studios should be firebombed for being hacks.
Vedo is such a massive fucking faggot, he should drink bleach.
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This but unironically. And the vitophile has no place to talk about anyone being a hack because the "cool stuff" he's made is complete dogshit.
 
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Vito is now offering to do anybody and everybody's voice acting projects free of charge to build up a portfolio. Voice acting is now his calling. Additionally, he is malding about the community note which has rendered the tweet ineligible for monetization:

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Plenty others have been profiting off re-uploading his clip without any community notes, even putting their own watermarks over it:

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Do not fear, as Vito has already moved onto his grand sequel: "Shoplifter tries to escape from security guard" in which a shoplifter tries to escape from a security guard.

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This time, as he is clearly "Vito the Voiceover Guy" who is known for his wacky and wild voiceovers, there will be no community note. Alternatively, the clip has been locally archived below:



Unfunny, uninspired, unbelievably dull.
 
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The Yellow Dart said:
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Vito is now offering to do anybody and everybody's voice acting projects free of charge to build up a portfolio. Voice acting is now his calling. Additionally, he is malding about the community note which has rendered the tweet ineligible for monetization:

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Plenty others have been profiting off re-uploading his clip without any community notes, even putting their own watermarks over it:

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Do not fear, as Vito has already moved onto his grand sequel: "Shoplifter tries to escape from security guard" in which a shoplifter tries to escape from a security guard.

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This time, as he is clearly "Vito the Voiceover Guy" who is known for his wacky and wild voiceovers, there will be no community note. Alternatively, the clip has been locally archived below:

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Unfunny, uninspired, unbelievably dull.
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Pretty sure trying to influence Community Notes like that is against the TOS.
 
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