Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[AnOminous]

Vito is now offering to do anybody and everybody's voice acting projects free of charge to build up a portfolio.

Who would want a notorious pedophile voicing over anything whatsoever?

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Who would want a notorious pedophile voicing over anything whatsoever?

Maybe if it's his eventual sentencing hearing, that could be funny.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Who would want a notorious pedophile voicing over anything whatsoever?

I'm not going to lie, for about 10 seconds I chuckled to myself at the thought of paying Vito a pittance to have him say stupid shit. And then after chuckling, the idea of giving Vito a penny vanished into the aether, never to be seen again.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm not going to lie, for about 10 seconds I chuckled to myself at the thought of paying Vito a pittance to have him say stupid shit. And then after chuckling, the idea of giving Vito a penny vanished into the aether, never to be seen again.

I could see paying him to confess to being a pedophile if he hadn't already done it hundreds of times for free.

 

[Pomniman]

I could see someone paying him to replicate the Brett Farve USS Liberty cameo or something similar. Or quoting some famous serial killer/pedophile like John Wayne Gacy or Albert Fish.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Life hack: Tired of wasting money paying attention whore pedophiles to be a VA for your project? Why not clone his voice for free using machine learning. Then you can get him to say whatever you wants for free, no matter how incriminating!

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Life hack: Tired of wasting money paying attention whore pedophiles to be a VA for your project? Why not clone his voice for free using machine learning. Then you can get him to say whatever you wants for free, no matter how incriminating!

Yes, but there's something demeaning about being paid to say horrible things about yourself.

 

[Pomniman]

Yes, but there's something demeaning about being paid to say horrible things about yourself.

Paid degradation is essentially a form of prostitution, even if nothing sexual happens.

 

[AltisticRight]

The Vedophile's supernonce whatever comic will not come out this year.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

The Vedophile's supernonce whatever comic will not come out this year.

See, I almost believe it will come out this year because I believe he would just want to spite Eric July that much.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Need help archiving something that's not mentioned in the OP. If you have any doubt that Vito was behind contacting the I.S.O.M. charity because he couldn't possibly stoop to that low: when Andy Warski had his boxing match in London, Vito publicly tagged major British tabloids like the Sun sending them clips of Warski saying the n word. He also tagged KSI - who was at the event - after he took a picture with PPP. It was on his old twitter account @ItalianPepsiman which is suspended, but I definitely remember seeing it and Andy mentioned it sometime last year.

 

[AltisticRight]

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There's enough in the OP already, such that editing it is going to be very painful. I might get the jannies to copy the OP so I can have the 2nd slot too if I ever want to add supplementary items.

That said, I'm kind of upset that people insist on bringing up his Xeets. Yeah, that was a slip to me but it does give him some deniability. I hope someone presses on his old creepy lolicon fanart and the fact he admitted to consuming paedophilic comics at the age of early 20s. That's far more damning than "we". It shows a pattern of behaviour.

Vito is, and has always been a paedophile. He didn't adopt it from 4chan or thought it was funny. He read picture books depicting child rape and drew fan art of children's mangled bloody bodies during the Columbine Massacre, all while crying about idiots like Alex Jones trying to claim it never happened.

I might be an incel prude that should win a million dollars but I fail to see the comedy in drawing lolicon fan art, fantasising about dead girls, or creating parodies of school shooting victims. Was any of that supposed to be funny? Shock and offensiveness doesn't make it funny.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

https://x.com/yellowflashguy/status/1745486554749903022?s=46&t=Kz487oWK1vUBbNIgMrLiag

https://archive.li/CPGpm

 

[Harm]

Seeing as Vito earns money from impressions, I will no longer directly link to any of Pedo's tweets. Here's an archive instead.

World's fattest pedophile has responded with a challenge of physical combat. Reminder: Vito failed to lose 30 lbs over the course of 6 months even with a massive cash prize on the line. He is a lazy, unmotivated pedophile who is confirmed to masturbate to photo realistic CGI renderings of adolescent schoolgirls.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Need help archiving something that's not mentioned in the OP. If you have any doubt that Vito was behind contacting the I.S.O.M. charity because he couldn't possibly stoop to that low: when Andy Warski had his boxing match in London, Vito publicly tagged major British tabloids like the Sun sending them clips of Warski saying the n word. He also tagged KSI - who was at the event - after he took a picture with PPP. It was on his old twitter account @ItalianPepsiman which is suspended, but I definitely remember seeing it and Andy mentioned it sometime last year.

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the difference is that vito is actually a pedophile and continues to run defense for cuties and make remarks, it wasn't "one old tweet" it is a pattern of behavior over years.

Andy, while a lovable little coke addict and ran with some alt righters during the IBS era... I don't think is actually racist.

In any case I don't think anyone should be put up against the wall for saying an N word or two.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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Seeing as Vito earns money from impressions, I will no longer directly link to any of Pedo's tweets. Here's an archive instead.

World's fattest pedophile has responded with a challenge of physical combat. Reminder: Vito failed to lose 30 lbs over the course of 6 months even with a massive cash prize on the line. He is a lazy, unmotivated pedophile who is confirmed to masturbate to photo realistic CGI renderings of adolescent schoolgirls.

I’m pretty sure no one wants to touch you, Vito. Even if it was punching you in the face.

 

[Harm]

the difference is that vito is actually a pedophile and continues to run defense for cuties and make remarks, it wasn't "one old tweet" it is a pattern of behavior over years.

Andy, while a lovable little coke addict and ran with some alt righters during the IBS era... I don't think is actually racist.

In any case I don't think anyone should be put up against the wall for saying an N word or two.

Pedophilia and racism aside, Warski is the kinda guy you could have a beer with and still have a great time. Vito would spend the entire evening trying to derail the conversation by aggrandizing himself, referencing creepy rape hentai comics, peppering in weird "jokes" that are just angry jabs thinly veiled behind hacky "witticisms," declarations that Mrgirl is a misunderstood comedic genius, and going on stupid diatribes about how "you can really tell there's a problem with modern conservativism by the way the alt-right on Twitter makes everything about trans kids" or whatever smarmy bullshit he's on that day.

He's socially repulsive. Just look at the fucking losers who flock to him.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Pedophilia and racism aside, Warski is the kinda guy you could have a beer with and still have a great time. Vito would spend the entire evening trying to derail the conversation by aggrandizing himself, referencing creepy rape hentai comics, peppering in weird "jokes" that are just angry jabs thinly veiled behind hacky "witticisms," declarations that Mrgirl is a misunderstood comedic genius, and going on stupid diatribes about how "you can really tell there's a problem with modern conservativism by the way the alt-right on Twitter makes everything about trans kids" or whatever smarmy bullshit he's on that day.

He's socially repulsive. Just look at the fucking losers who flock to him.

yeah like I'm no super fan of andy but he seems like a decent guy if a little bit severely retarded haha. Even at his worst "WOAAAAAAHHH SIGNAL BOOT FOR 6 GORILLION DOLLAHS!" I've never had a reason to dislike the guy.

Vito on the other hand probably needs a few decades in the peepeepoopoo rape dungeon for being a sick pedophile. I agree with jersh no one "jokes" about being a pedo to that degree.

 

[PaladinBoo]

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https://x.com/yellowflashguy/status/1745486554749903022?s=46&t=Kz487oWK1vUBbNIgMrLiag

https://archive.li/CPGpm

First Balldo now EVS. It is funny how all these washed up manchildren seem to flock to Juju and Vito the Pedo. However, given the information that @No Offense got, EVS, like Vito, likes his girls young if you catch my drift and would enjoy creeping on underage cosplayers at conventions. Starting to see a pattern with Juju and his Whack Pack.

 

[Harm]

Vito has admitted defeat. He is too lazy and too uninspired to capitalize properly on his Peruvian witch voiceover video. We'll still have his classic voiceovers to remember him by: Peruvian witch, and man stealing deodorant. He also can't seem to decide whether or not to hide the blue checkmark on his profile.

Where were you the day the voiceovers died?