Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Pomniman]

Since he's branching out into necrophilia now...

 

[AnOminous]

Pedo and Juju comedy is what I can only describe as "anti-comedy". There is nothing funny about them.

The difference is that actual anti-comedy comics (like Neil Hamburger) are funny despite breaking the "rules" of comedy by deliberately being unfunny.

"I fuck kids! Ha ha get it? Get it?" is never going to be funny.

The only thing he ever does that's funny is like when he's crying about being called a pedophile for no reason other than he's admitted to it nearly every day for years.

 

[Pomniman]

The difference is that actual anti-comedy comics (like Neil Hamburger) are funny despite breaking the "rules" of comedy by deliberately being unfunny.

"I fuck kids! Ha ha get it? Get it?" is never going to be funny.

The only thing he ever does that's funny is like when he's crying about being called a pedophile for no reason other than he's admitted to it nearly every day for years.

I bet his Budd Dwyer impersonation would kill, though he has to really go for it.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The difference is that actual anti-comedy comics (like Neil Hamburger) are funny despite breaking the "rules" of comedy by deliberately being unfunny.

"I fuck kids! Ha ha get it? Get it?" is never going to be funny.

The only thing he ever does that's funny is like when he's crying about being called a pedophile for no reason other than he's admitted to it nearly every day for years.

No no no man, don't you get it? It's funny because Vito actually wants to fuck kids! He just doesn't want you to be mean to him about it.

Gawd... get with the times bigot.

 

[AnOminous]

you made your account on christmas day? yikes. nothing but free time huh big guy?

You don't really think that's his first, do you?

 

[Neetorino]

You don't really think that's his first, do you?

Imagine wanting to e-argue so badly you have to sock on Christmas, that's incredibly pathetic. Not as pathetic as Vito the Pedo, but it's pretty down there.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Imagine wanting to e-argue so badly you have to sock on Christmas, that's incredibly pathetic. Not as pathetic as Vito the Pedo, but it's pretty down there.

He is a loser from Onion Farms who is pissed that the Farms maintains a cordial relationship with the former site owner of Sanctioned Suicide. He makes socks at least once every few days in order to derail the thread there with his sperging. Lately though he has developed a unhealthy obsession with the female users on this forum such as me. He'll be back in a few days sadly. Either to sexually harass the female users here or to tard rage at Sanctioned Suicide.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Since I’m expecting Vito and Dax to make some kind of asinine comment about this, I’ll share it here.

July responds to a fan talking about how some of the people hating on him for his “you can’t depend on other comic creators to send you fans, you gotta put in the work yourself.”


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Some guy trying to make a comic screams and rants at him for saying so, claiming Eric doesn’t even like comics and is just “bullying the little guy” or whatever.


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Eric looks into the guy, realizes he’s been crowdfunding his comic for like half a year with no success, and fully funds their campaign while offering some advice about his attitude.



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Said dude decides to be a stubborn idiot and claims he doesn’t want the money, and to “address my tweet in DMs so you can’t drama farm”.


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Eric then essentially shrugs his shoulders and offers to fund three other people’s campaigns.


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tl;dr idiot lost out on having his comic funded because “black comic man bad”.

 

[Harm]

L | A

This pedophile can't be serious. "Made lots of cool stuff," he says. The only thing he cites are two card games, only one of which HE made. He was paid to put primary color circles over artwork he didn't make for a game he didn't make, and then designed the laziest card game ever. If you haven't seen it, here is every Enemy Weapon card ever made:



That's it. There isn't even artwork accompanying the shoddy pedophilic descriptions on the cards. He had to CROWDFUND this with stretch goals that were "I'll add a single individual card to the game." This is what he touts as the successful crowdfunding he's done in his past.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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L | A

This pedophile can't be serious. "Made lots of cool stuff," he says. The only thing he cites are two card games, only one of which HE made. He was paid to put primary color circles over artwork he didn't make for a game he didn't make, and then designed the laziest card game ever. If you haven't seen it, here is every Enemy Weapon card ever made:

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That's it. There isn't even artwork accompanying the shoddy pedophilic descriptions on the cards. He had to CROWDFUND this with stretch goals that were "I'll add a single individual card to the game." This is what he touts as the successful crowdfunding he's done in his past.

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Going off that second tweet, he’s still maulding about Eric calling out his campaign being delayed over and over again.

 

[Harm]

LOLCOW CROSSOVER ALERT

Christopher Gesualdi, best known for being a pedophile, will be making his grand return to the world of music, much like a Garry Glitter or an Ian Watkins. He is collaborating with another man from Massachusetts best known for being a pedophile, Max Karson. Despite insisting that the litany of evidence he masturbates to children was all a joke, Vito is doing everything he can to associate with people who want to decriminalize child sexual abuse materials. This music video is no different.

This was announced on the latest episode of the Biggest Pedophile in the Universe. As nobody listens to this "successful" podcast, the story flew under the radar. Christopher has let slip that he will be performing on the track and will be featured in the upcoming music video. He will be represented as a hand puppet of himself, and asked on air where he could obtain one. Daxipad suggested he use Fiverr, as Vito has no talent himself.

Coming soon! Watch this space!

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Oh boy, is he going to rap poorly about wanting to fuck kids (just a joke btw), the karenfarms being jealous of him and daddy Dax, or how niggers need to just stop trying to make comics and give him their audience?

 

[Neetorino]

LOLCOW CROSSOVER ALERT

Christopher Gesualdi, best known for being a pedophile, will be making his grand return to the world of music, much like a Garry Glitter or an Ian Watkins. He is collaborating with another man from Massachusetts best known for being a pedophile, Max Karson. Despite insisting that the litany of evidence he masturbates to children was all a joke, Vito is doing everything he can to associate with people who want to decriminalize child sexual abuse materials. This music video is no different.

Wait a second here, didn't a certain black comic man just recently announce that he was gonna get his band back together? Chris really just plans on mimicing the moves of his much more successful "peers". Let's take bets on the music's subject matter, my guess is it'll be something about Eric July, or Indie Comics in general, since clearly he won't step on Karson's toes in the "pro-pedo" music space.

Oh! Maybe it'll be a copefest about how "people just don't understand comedy anymore" or some shit. That'll go over well I'm sure!

 

[PaladinBoo]

Wait a second here, didn't a certain black comic man just recently announce that he was gonna get his band back together? Chris really just plans on mimicing the moves of his much more successful "peers". Let's take bets on the music's subject matter, my guess is it'll be something about Eric July, or Indie Comics in general, since clearly he won't step on Karson's toes in the "pro-pedo" music space.

Oh! Maybe it'll be a copefest about how "people just don't understand comedy anymore" or some shit. That'll go over well I'm sure!

Yes. I think what stung Pedo most was seeing Eric get fan mail from people in Europe saying what big fans they are of his music and also posting pics of Eric's band records being shown on the top shelf in record stores in Europe. Pedo is determined to prove that Eric is a hack and that he is so much more talented then him. It is too bad that Pedo is:
1. Gross.
2. Untalented.
3. A pedophile.
All his attempts to be a successful comic book writer, comedian and musician will be meet with the same success as his daddy Juju trying to get into Hollywood.

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

So is this song going to be named something like "I'm Also a Pedophile featuring PedOG Max Carson?"

 

[Señora Airi]

Since I’m expecting Vito and Dax to make some kind of asinine comment about this, I’ll share it here.

July responds to a fan talking about how some of the people hating on him for his “you can’t depend on other comic creators to send you fans, you gotta put in the work yourself.”

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Some guy trying to make a comic screams and rants at him for saying so, claiming Eric doesn’t even like comics and is just “bullying the little guy” or whatever.

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Eric looks into the guy, realizes he’s been crowdfunding his comic for like half a year with no success, and fully funds their campaign while offering some advice about his attitude.

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Said dude decides to be a stubborn idiot and claims he doesn’t want the money, and to “address my tweet in DMs so you can’t drama farm”.

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Eric then essentially shrugs his shoulders and offers to fund three other people’s campaigns.

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tl;dr idiot lost out on having his comic funded because “black comic man bad”.

So a retard vents at someone, said person gives both valid advice that any mentor or industry vet would give you, as well as 100% funding of dream project, and this retarded faggot rejects it?


This makes me MATI.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Christopher, I know you are reading this. This is your fate in 2024:

 

[Vida]

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A game that only has 15 ratings with comments in BGG

https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/291834/enemy-weapon

All of which give it a rate of 10

Fun thread where Vito complains to the jannies for deleting ratings on his shit ass game

https://boardgamegeek.com/thread/2322236/dozens-user-ratings-randomly-removed

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

A game that only has 15 ratings with comments in BGG

https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/291834/enemy-weapon

All of which give it a rate of 10
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Hmmm.

 

[Harm]

Retarded whores have made their choice known. If you "buy" Christopher "pedo doujins" Gesualdi's comic book then you are officially Team Retarded Whores.