Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Churros con Manteca]

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Leave the lolis in peace, they don't need his disgusting presence, not even a glimpse from his wide spanning gunt. The only ones he should be playing basketball with are felons in the courtyard of a prison, with the twist is that the one who loses must tell why he ended up there, we already know he's gonna be beaten the shit up both figurative and literally.

PFP vs. real life

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He looks like that he got obese through soylent, so much that even a soyjak cannot hold a candle to him.

 

[3MMA]

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Not again SuperPaedo:

 

[Harm]

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Logged onto Twitter for the first time in weeks to see Vito had tweeted a mere 1 minute prior. Oh joy! What an embarrassment of riches this must be. The video turned out to be incredibly fucking pathetic even for Pedo. Forever archived in all its glory: Vito makes end of life arrangements.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

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Logged onto Twitter for the first time in weeks to see Vito had tweeted a mere 1 minute prior. Oh joy! What an embarrassment of riches this must be. The video turned out to be incredibly fucking pathetic even for Pedo. Forever archived in all its glory: Vito makes end of life arrangements.

I understand that its just a minute, and I shouldn't be a lazy fuck, but I might kill myself if I have to hear him talk. Could you please summarize to spare me from suffering?

 

[Pomniman]

I understand that its just a minute, and I shouldn't be a lazy fuck, but I might kill myself if I have to hear him talk. Could you please summarize to spare me from suffering?

He prank calls what I assume is a funeral home and asks the guy if he could arrange to have himself buried with the guy's mother with curry poured over them in the grave so he can fuck her. I guess it's what passes for comedy to fat diddlers.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

He prank calls what I assume is a funeral home and asks the guy if he could arrange to have himself buried with the guy's mother with curry poured over them in the grave so he can fuck her. I guess it's what passes for comedy to fat diddlers.

Vito’s comedy is like that one guy who hired a bouncer and just goes around starting shit with people so his bouncer will hold off anyone who retaliates. It’s not funny, it’s just them wanting to be assholes to people and get away with it.

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

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Logged onto Twitter for the first time in weeks to see Vito had tweeted a mere 1 minute prior. Oh joy! What an embarrassment of riches this must be. The video turned out to be incredibly fucking pathetic even for Pedo. Forever archived in all its glory: Vito makes end of life arrangements.

Prank-calling businesses can be funny, but Vito being the fat faggot he is has to involve necroing a man's mother. Dick Masterson's gimp should take a page out of the SPCC book of being funny. Then again he shouldn't because he might involve children in it.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Pedo and Juju comedy is what I can only describe as "anti-comedy". There is nothing funny about them. It just being shocking for the sake of being shocking in order to laugh at the person's disgusted reaction. There is no effort put into it. Contrast this to Fatrick's trolls who write songs and come up with new and creative ways to troll Fatrick. Juju and Pedo are fucking lazy.

 

[Pomniman]

Vito’s comedy is like that one guy who hired a bouncer and just goes around starting shit with people so his bouncer will hold off anyone who retaliates. It’s not funny, it’s just them wanting to be assholes to people and get away with it.

It's the kind of thing an edgy 12 year old would find hilarious. "lolol I fuk ur mom lol"

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

It's the kind of thing an edgy 12 year old would find hilarious. "lolol I fuk ur mom lol"

Pretty sure it’s the same reason Synthetic Man has fans.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Pretty sure it’s the same reason Synthetic Man has fans.

No, the reason Synth has a fanbase is because MauLer and Rags both tried to false flag his channel off YouTube because he called Rags, the homosexual furry who shows minors furry porn and talks about his lust for animals (specifically dogs) to minors on Discord, and Jay, the token tranny who violently hates women, is also good buddies with Keffals and gets off pink pilling little boys, faggots and said God of War: Ragnorak isn't a good game. You can read all about it in the MauLer and Rags thread. MauLer and Rags are to the Fandom Menace what Juju and Pedo are to the "Sektur".

 

[Harm]

He prank calls what I assume is a funeral home and asks the guy if he could arrange to have himself buried with the guy's mother with curry poured over them in the grave so he can fuck her. I guess it's what passes for comedy to fat diddlers.

My favorite part was how the guy on the other end barely understood him and didn't react, so Vito kept reiterating it over and over until they hung up without incident.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

My favorite part was how the guy on the other end barely understood him and didn't react, so Vito kept reiterating it over and over until they hung up without incident.

Truly a successful prank, Vito's comedy genius strikes again.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Truly a successful prank, Vito's comedy genius strikes again.

The sad part is this was probably the most successful attempt he made, since he decided to post it.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

said God of War: Ragnorak isn't a good game

I guess, broken clock do right twice a day. I have a question - what are chances, that Eric July will finish his series before fat pedo blob will release his first issue?

 

[Pill Cosby]

I guess, broken clock do right twice a day. I have a question - what are chances, that Eric July will finish his series before fat pedo blob will release his first issue?

Eric July would have retired after selling his comic to Disney and it being merged into the extended Marvel Universe before Vito the Pedo releases his comic SuperNonce.

 

[AltisticRight]

I hope Vedo successfully pranks us by saying he won't kill himself, then livestream himself eating a shotgun.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

I hope Vedo successfully pranks us by saying he won't kill himself, then livestream himself eating a shotgun.

Like certain someone, named Ronald?

 

[genericwhitemale]

Like certain someone, named Ronald?

Let's just say that Superkiller won't be able to swoop in and save Vito just in the nick of time

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Like certain someone, named Ronald?

Hey guys, I guess that's it!