"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Lance Private Drop Off]

He doesn't even have the sense that the whole violence bit very much turns people off him, an overweight, unstable, pretender is not the ideal companion to have on the front lines with you, or within your friendship circles. Give me solid people who will react in known ways and will not make any situation worse.

I find the man fundamentally annoying, pretentious and deluded. I used to wonder what went on in his head, before I finally relented and saw him for what he was, a fantasist. Intent on presenting his deluded view of himself to the world, rather than putting in some honest effort and gaining worth through true value.

 

[AnOminous]

Idea is bit self fellating. In hundred years when movies are made of Chrischan, historians know him only from those interractions. Side character first seeming like nemesis, but turns out it was better angel of Chris' nature.

At least he never raped his mom, just beat her up a little bit in her wheelchair.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Every time I see Phil's thread has been updated I always get my hopes up that there's some news about him, like he's done something really retarded and gotten himself arrested or he's facing a major call-out from his Leftard buddies. And every time my hopes get dashed upon the rocks.

I saw this from an account that had previously shilled Phil's CashApp but we know Phil is too much of a chicken shit to put inself in a position to actually be arrested.

 

[AnOminous]

I saw this from an account that had previously shilled Phil's CashApp but we know Phil is too much of a chicken shit to put inself in a position to actually be arrested.

"Severely immunocompromised" and going to hang out with a horde of diseased sex pervert antifa freaks. Great idea.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

"they are severely immunocompromised"

"The PPB put them in solitary confinement"


ummmmmmmmmmmm...well...yeah
as opposed to put them next to Phil whose various belly-fold-petri-dish microbiomes competed to give Tranny X pneumonia

 

[Optimus Prime]

Continuing the reminiscing, remember his repeated demands that we call his retard tugboat a 'battleship'? If it doesn't have 16-inch guns and an 8-inch armor belt, it's not a battleship.

That was before my time here in this community but I'm certain that was ADF still in a phase where he was trying to look better than Chris. And if Chris's SSDI is the 'tugboat' then naturally ADF would only settle for a motherfucking Iowa class.

Too bad he gets the Admiral Kuznetsov instead.

 

[The Dude]

Idea is bit self fellating. In hundred years when movies are made of Chrischan, historians know him only from those interractions. Side character first seeming like nemesis, but turns out it was better angel of Chris' nature.

Phil wouldn't even rate being a side character in his OWN movie, let alone one about CWC. Maybe a blink and you'll miss it background extra. Non-speaking, of course.

That was before my time here in this community but I'm certain that was ADF still in a phase where he was trying to look better than Chris. And if Chris's SSDI is the 'tugboat' then naturally ADF would only settle for a motherfucking Iowa class.

Too bad he gets the Admiral Kuznetsov instead.

Phil's insane jealousy of Chris was hilarious. And the bit that's funniest to me about the whole tugboat/battleship thing was that Chris still got more welfare money than Phil did. Phil's TardBux were more like a leaky river barge.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

That was before my time here in this community but I'm certain that was ADF still in a phase where he was trying to look better than Chris. And if Chris's SSDI is the 'tugboat' then naturally ADF would only settle for a motherfucking Iowa class.

Too bad he gets the Admiral Kuznetsov instead.

It was just after he pretended to get his weenie cut off. He totally tarded out when we laughed at him and presented a list of demands to us, which you can read here. It’s one of my favourite Phil moments.

 

[Bogliacci]

It was just after he pretended to get his weenie cut off. He totally tarded out when we laughed at him and presented a list of demands to us, which you can read here. It’s one of my favourite Phil moments.

Ah man, so many great moments in phil's old board. He's the reason I even made my account!

If only Ravenor stuck around and kept delivering that juicey insider info

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Phil wouldn't even rate being a side character in his OWN movie, let alone one about CWC. Maybe a blink and you'll miss it background extra. Non-speaking, of course.

Oh Hollywood will not have changed. Potato is like angel that guides him into finding her gender and ultimately unleashing her divinity through her mother's vagina.
Potato will also be murdered with a kitchen knife and it will be very dramatic. Now I am not saying it will be accurate. Might be they skip the vagina part and it is that loss.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Spuds is begging on Instagram.

Make sure that Phil can make turkey burgers will people's apartments are flooded from burst pipes.

 

[The Dude]

I have a hard time imagining Phil cooking anything. I think boiling water for a pack of Ramen would likely be beyond him.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I think boiling water for a pack of Ramen would likely be beyond him.

Putting on socks is beyond him.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Spuds is begging on Instagram.
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Make sure that Phil can make turkey burgers will people's apartments are flooded from burst pipes.

“Let’s not forget those who defend the community by sitting at home and shitting their pants.”

 

[UncleTusky]

>Chief among them milk, cheese, bread / hamburger buns

Some things about ADF never change. Now I miss the good old days where he'd post photos of oversized blocks of cheese with Mexican-sounding names.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

I have a hard time imagining Phil cooking anything. I think boiling water for a pack of Ramen would likely be beyond him.

i bet even making a bowl of cereal is beyond his mental capacities.

 

[Bassomatic]

I really wonder who donated to Phil if anyone. He's definitely got to be more a hermit in his old age not even showing up behind the group for protests anymore.

He's blown his good will etc so even those in the circles he wants to be in he's a piarah.

He used to get a few pity bucks from randos looking to pat themselves on the ass giving a 5er to the retarded kid. But now not being out and semi social, or very active online.

He's definitely also begging just for attention and to inflate his ego. He's so dumb he thinks he's cool by "needing" help. It reenforces his victim mindset and "proves" we need communism or something.

I can't picture how ashamed anyone who is semi functional would feel in his state.

 

[AnOminous]

He's definitely also begging just for attention and to inflate his ego. He's so dumb he thinks he's cool by "needing" help. It reenforces his victim mindset and "proves" we need communism or something.

Too bad we can't have Stalinism, but just for people like Phil who say they want it, and just long enough for it to do what Stalinism would do with people like him.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I saw his derp eyes again. Can't cover it worth shit.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I really wonder who donated to Phil if anyone. He's definitely got to be more a hermit in his old age not even showing up behind the group for protests anymore.

He's blown his good will etc so even those in the circles he wants to be in he's a piarah.

He used to get a few pity bucks from randos looking to pat themselves on the ass giving a 5er to the retarded kid. But now not being out and semi social, or very active online.

He's definitely also begging just for attention and to inflate his ego. He's so dumb he thinks he's cool by "needing" help. It reenforces his victim mindset and "proves" we need communism or something.

I can't picture how ashamed anyone who is semi functional would feel in his state.

Yeah, I think framing it as him needing money as the “community defender” makes him feel validated if anyone gives.

In reality, if anyone gives, it’s out of pity for the retarded middle-aged man with no friends or family.

I saw his derp eyes again. Can't cover it worth shit.

It proves that he never actually defends the community. The police would pick him up immediately, because his balaclava would identify him as having eyes on two different levels. They just have to look for a fat retard who smells like shit and has that very distinctive feature and they’ve got him.