"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Sparkling Yuzu said:
Putting on socks is beyond him.
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To be fair he would keep his boots on for the longest times which makes it hard to put on clean socks.

REGENDarySumanai said:
I saw his derp eyes again. Can't cover it worth shit.
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It's why he's gone to covering as much of his face as he can. Every time he showed his face we'd make fun of his derpy eyes and crooked teeth. So he stopped smiling and we'd just make fun of his eyes. Then he started scribbling them out using photoshop or whatever the free alternative is. Now he's gone as dark as he can go and just using a silhouette.

And we can still make out the derp and his misshapen potato head. I swear, Taters might not be the best cow out there but he's definitely one of the unintentionally funny ones.
 
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Taters has evolved (got fatter) but as a cow. He's no longer the sperg he was raging out making insane stories up and his fever dream road sign Latinx third world larp.

That's for the younger ones. He's a full fledged old man now. Yelling at the clouds (clouds are a Republican pysop for capitalism).

But for us he's a comfort meal, that bowl of honey nut Cheerios you eat when you're depressed at 42 because reminds you when you got that as a treat for doing well on a spelling test.

It's always the same really, it means less and less to us but brings back good memories. The difference is he's not a sweetened wheat product he's a living retard draining society every day. Our energy is less to follow him because he's so fat lazy and ashamed he doesn't even tweet much. Just sits around bouncing and squeeking how much better he is than Chris chan. All while the rest of the world moves on, gets married buys cars has kids learns a language.

Phil is like a sit com, nothing ever changes and we tune in to laugh then disregard it as we return to real life.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Taters has evolved (got fatter) but as a cow. He's no longer the sperg he was raging out making insane stories up and his fever dream road sign Latinx third world larp.

That's for the younger ones. He's a full fledged old man now. Yelling at the clouds (clouds are a Republican pysop for capitalism).

But for us he's a comfort meal, that bowl of honey nut Cheerios you eat when you're depressed at 42 because reminds you when you got that as a treat for doing well on a spelling test.

It's always the same really, it means less and less to us but brings back good memories. The difference is he's not a sweetened wheat product he's a living retard draining society every day. Our energy is less to follow him because he's so fat lazy and ashamed he doesn't even tweet much. Just sits around bouncing and squeeking how much better he is than Chris chan. All while the rest of the world moves on, gets married buys cars has kids learns a language.

Phil is like a sit com, nothing ever changes and we tune in to laugh then disregard it as we return to real life.
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He's that cow you return to once in a while to see what's new and what larp he's currently on.

And nothing really changes with him. The biggest change? He no longer posts pictures of himself because we always made fun of them. That's more or less it.

But occasionally there's a flurry of activity when he finds something new to identify as, or films himself fighting a potato and losing, then it's back to the same old stuff.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
And nothing really changes with him. The biggest change? He no longer posts pictures of himself because we always made fun of them.
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It was hilarious how he slowly disappeared, to the point he was only showing his eyes, and then stopped entirely when people pointed out he was obviously a fucking retard just from his eyes alone.
 
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AnOminous said:
It was hilarious how he slowly disappeared, to the point he was only showing his eyes, and then stopped entirely when people pointed out he was obviously a fucking retard just from his eyes alone.
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There's a clip of him out there "rocking out" to some song in the tard bunker while wearing a balaclava. The snaggle teeth and derpy eyes were in full view. Taters thought he looked cool. We laughed and pointed out the derp and the crooked teeth and he deleted it.

Good times.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
tard bunker while wearing a balaclava.
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How long?
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
I wonder if he wears and sleeps in his nasty balaclava so much he gave himself a face infection like he did with his boots. 16 likes but 0 comments, wonder if anyone actualy donated or not.
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It's probably rotting away now after all that grease has just soaked into it. But better that than having it fuse to his skin considering he never showers.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Taters has evolved (got fatter) but as a cow. He's no longer the sperg he was raging out making insane stories up and his fever dream road sign Latinx third world larp.

That's for the younger ones. He's a full fledged old man now. Yelling at the clouds (clouds are a Republican pysop for capitalism).

But for us he's a comfort meal, that bowl of honey nut Cheerios you eat when you're depressed at 42 because reminds you when you got that as a treat for doing well on a spelling test.

It's always the same really, it means less and less to us but brings back good memories. The difference is he's not a sweetened wheat product he's a living retard draining society every day. Our energy is less to follow him because he's so fat lazy and ashamed he doesn't even tweet much. Just sits around bouncing and squeeking how much better he is than Chris chan. All while the rest of the world moves on, gets married buys cars has kids learns a language.

Phil is like a sit com, nothing ever changes and we tune in to laugh then disregard it as we return to real life.
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This is a nice sentiment but I legitimately just check Phil's thread nowadays to see if he was shot or stabbed.
 
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