Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Pat apparently just trapped himself inside a carwash.

Just looking at the weather report in Milwaukee. Its apparently been in the low teens with win chill bringing it down to feeling 10 degrees colder than that. Why this retard decided to wash his car in this weather is beyond me

 

[RollingRock2]

I know it's been said a million times but it is incredible that you can check Fat's twitter replies any time any day and it is ALWAYS "This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison." Like the typewriter in the Shining.

Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek)

Author of sci-fi. Contributor on @sciencechannel. All around rabble rouser. IN THE BLACK, GATE CRASHERS and STARSHIP REPO from @torbooks out now!

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[Mourning_Cloak]

Pat apparently just trapped himself inside a cacarwash.

"This is the way the rustang ends."

I'm confused here. This looks like an automatic car wash that you drive through (he calls it touchless) and it looks like it's in the middle of a wash. Part of the "fun" of these is watching the car get washed from the inside. Did he get out of his own car while it's going on to take a picture of it? How does he know he's trapped? He posted this around 10:00 PM central. Why is he having Sally washed in the nighttime hours?

So many questions.

 

[TheCrackMonkey]

I know it's been said a million times but it is incredible that you can check Fat's twitter replies any time any day and it is ALWAYS "This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison." Like the typewriter in the Shining.

Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek)

Author of sci-fi. Contributor on @sciencechannel. All around rabble rouser. IN THE BLACK, GATE CRASHERS and STARSHIP REPO from @torbooks out now!

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I have a theory that Pat secretly lost access to his account years ago and what's currently replying is actually some tulpa like entity born out of the sheer seething he has towards any stalkers that dare make fun of him.

It's far more plausible to me since it's still hard for me to accept that someone's existence could be so empty to the point that this is what they spend the majority of their free time doing.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Maybe it's because I don't have General Fatton's vast experience (or waistline), but if I were swatted 46 times, here's what I would do:

1. Immediately lock down all my social media accounts
2. Delete or abandon all emails connected to me
3. Contact data brokers like the Whitepages and have all my records removed
4. Immediately settle all outstanding debts, especially debts to the owner of my cyberstalkers' favorite web forum
5. Change banks and credit cards
6. Quietly move to another state

In other words, since these "clinically obsessed" (seriously, what does that mean) cyberstalkers are willing to crawl over broken glass to harm me, I'd do anything in my power to make it as difficult as possible to find me.

Y'know, if I were swatted 46 times and convinced there was a group of people out to kill me.

#1 should be change phone numbers, which he fatly refuses to, as it would Let The Idiots Win and may mean he misses a call from Disney begging for the rights to all of his books.

He looks like a fat baby playing dress-up.

It's the 'fat chick camera on the ceiling' vanity angle that gets me every time.

 

[Gremperor]

I can't help but think that Patrick is kind of enjoying this, if only a bit.

He's a masochistic attention whore with a martyr complex and no real friends of course he enjoys this.

Screaming at the pests makes up most of the "social interaction" he gets these days, you don't do that if you aren't getting something out of it, Rick loves feeling "persecuted for his beliefs by evil bigots" just like the heroes in his favorite movies!

The reality that all this has only happened because he's a rude asshole to every single person he talks to is obvious to anyone that isn't retarded, leaving Fatrick unaware of course.

 

[grey area]

Pat's misplaced confidence and utter lack of aesthetic will never not be hilarious. If pants-shitting sped was your angle, I'd say you did really well. The leather jacket is up there with the Glock scowl, and the sweaty, shirtless, limp wrist close up. The latter is particularly egregious for its nightmare-inducing qualities.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Finally learning a bit how to use Nitter. I present to you, my fellow Kiwis, Patrick’s latest work: How to Win Friends and Influence People… IN SPACE!!!!

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He genuinely fucking thinks people are mistaking him for Jennifer and not just lightly ribbing him. The way he says “she is easily found”, if only the stalkers did their research they would see the error of their ways! He is so absolutely buck broken the inside on his brain looks like a slushie machine.

 

[Eadred]

I've read the whole thread start to finish now. What a ride it has been. Patrick is incredible. At the beginning I felt pity for him but the more you get to know him, pity turns into gleeful laughter. Thanks to all the contributors that document and parody his shenanigans so well. He is the rightful lolcow of the year. Nothing else comes even close. This is by far the best thread on the site, covering the best porcine being on the planet. Keep on oinking Patrick.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

He definitely channels a shitload of “JP from Grandmas Boy” vibe with that photo

"I'm thinking of getting robotic legs, child!"

 

[AnOminous]

He posted this around 10:00 PM central. Why is he having Sally washed in the nighttime hours?

He needed to wash the blood off from the ingredients for his next batch of pepperoni that he harvested using the Rustang.

 

[Judge Holden]

I AM PERFECTION CHILD

I AM ETERNAL CHILD

I AM GOD CHILD

 

[Associate Rick]

I can't help but think that Patrick is kind of enjoying this, if only a bit.

If the brothermen stopped interacting with Rick completely for a single week it would be the loneliest week of his life.

This could be a good game. Famous lines from movie history given a Tomlinson twist.
Who can forget that classic line from Gone with the Wind. "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. Enjoy Prison."

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to pay my debts. Aren't you?"

 

[grey area]

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I AM PERFECTION CHILD

I AM ETERNAL CHILD

I AM GOD CHILD

If you ever needed a quick tweet to sum up this porcine retard and how insane he is, this will do the job.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I AM PERFECTION CHILD

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to pay my debts. Aren't you?"

He's such a piece of shit, it is amazing. Unbelievable. Sometimes I think he's Andy Kaufman doing the world's longest bit.

God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray PAY
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey


You think you know what full denial looks like? Think again child:



2024 is gonna be a fun ride, folks. Strap in.

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Edit: Simon and Garfunkel were the original Patposters, the rest of the lyrics fit perfectly lol:

- Advising Lynne about what to do with her money when Pat comes asking for it:

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret, just the Robinson's affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids
(hard disagree with hiding it with the cupcakes though. Haven't S&G even seen what Fatty looks like??)

- Laughing at Pat angrily tweeting his life away on the Fart Couch:

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates' debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Every way you look at it, you lose

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

the psychology of fat rick is astounding and he deserves to be a case study for future psychiatrists and psychologists. i would support patrick being added to the DSM as a textbook example of more than a few categories. also regarding that fucking car wash entrapment, the northeast of the US has been frigid for the last few weeks, and it dipped negative one or two nights. i'm only one state away from patrick. he is one of the most retarded human beings alive who somehow does not have cyraxx's diseases or downs syndrome.

 

[AnOminous]

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I AM PERFECTION CHILD

I AM ETERNAL CHILD

I AM GOD CHILD

Imagine the sheer obliviousness to reality and what a fucking retard he looks like it takes for this fat failure faggot with bitch tits, completely unlikeable and an absolute nobody in his "profession," who has never sold a book that outsold his advance, to claim he has no faults when he's literally made of faults, the most obvious of which being his morbid obesity and following as a close second his unfathomable stupidity.

 

[Judge Holden]

"You still refuse to ACCEPT my godhood child? Keep your own God!

In fact, this might be a good time to pray to him child!

For I beheld the stalker as he FELL INTO PRISON! LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIIING!"

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

His toaster head doesn't fit in his helmet btw

Safe isn't really his speed, child.

 

[Divine right to rule]

the psychology of fat rick is astounding and he deserves to be a case study for future psychiatrists and psychologists. i would support patrick being added to the DSM as a textbook example of more than a few categories. also regarding that fucking car wash entrapment, the northeast of the US has been frigid for the last few weeks, and it dipped negative one or two nights. i'm only one state away from patrick. he is one of the most retarded human beings alive who somehow does not have cyraxx's diseases or downs syndrome.

I don't think so, he is just an extremely disagreeable narcissist.
In his black and white Marvel thinking, after he classified someone as an enemy, they HAVE to be wrong about everything, same as he is right about everything because he is the protagonist with support of the author.
If he just says "enjoy prison" often enough, the god-less Star Trek universe will make it so to support it's favorite retarded son.