Horrorcow Murray Root / Lysik'an / Grimau / Ancient Guardian - Patriarch of the Crazy Autistic Fairy Headmate Family

He's going to be a difficult cow to milk.

It looks like he created a fictional persona and family to go with it prior to pervasive social media. He's been very good about maintaining that persona for a decade. He only ran into problems and came to the attention of The Farms when he pushed his story a little too far and had his fantasy dreamgirl super genius sex midget commit a real world crime and then have the entire bus applaud it.

The problem for him and his fantasy world now is that the internet footprint for this guy is so small that this thread is going to become the main internet presence he has under the name Murray J. Root. Potential future employers are going to have to wonder whether they will be hiring an autistic guy with a rich and creepy fantasy life or a perverted tard-wrangler and his incontinent and violent geek assistant.

I think we just have to keep chipping away at the problem until "Lissa" gives us a chimp out.
 
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Here, he says his now dead wife was disabled.
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What if Dani was severely autistic and the shitsmearing elf is based on her? His desire to RP as an autist had to stem from somewhere, it's not a common fetish.

edit: no, it seems Dani was not disabled quite like the elf, although she needed constant supervision. She just had a head injury and suffered from frequent seizures.
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The elf also claims to have suffered a head injury, though, so it's possible she is partially based on the dead wife.
 
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Southern Belle said:
Familysearch (which has been cited in this thread) is a records database run by Mormons. They really like to keep records for some reason.
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As far as I understand, the logic behind Mormon obsession with genealogy is like this: God puts people into families on purpose. When we die, families are together in heaven. Family members who died before Mormonism came about didn't get to receive Mormon sacraments. By learning about them, you can then go to the temple and have your dead family members given those sacraments so they can chill in Mormon Heaven with you.

No I'm not kidding, they baptize dead people into Mormonism. This has included Jewish Holocaust victims and a bunch of other people whose living relatives were not happy. Oh, Mormons.

(Here's some actual Mormons talking about this belief.)

Anyway, if he's in their records, he's probably related to a Mormon, but so are a lot of people in the western United States.
 
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replacement with implants is a last resort option. I've noticed that with every single disease or medical issue mentioned thus far, it is ALWAYS the absolute worst it could possibly be. It's always progressed as far as it possibly can, and/or it's something that is actually so debilitating that the people who have it belong in a care home of some sort.
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Turns out he was a cocaine addict and a drunk at one point. I hope this was before he married a disabled woman and had three kids.
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the real Dani might not have been disabled. I've yet to see evidence that she was.
 
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Major deformed disabled cocks rn. Check it: Murray hasn't reacted yet, but one of his friends certainly did.

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Valuable information: This is someone that goes by "The Real Seebs," or "Seebs." This is someone that lives in Northfield. This "Seebs" looks an awful lot like the "Seebs" in the URL bar for that forum Murray has an account on. Why don't I give that a look, with my inferior Kiwi Farms domain lookup skills?

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I wonder if this Seebs person actually has evidence that Murray Root isn't Lissa or if he's just pulling this out of his ass.

So far it seems he's saying ''Lissa MUST be real because I've known her for years and she's never stepped out of the autistic woman persona''. That proves nothing.
 
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This seebs person has a bunch of posts defending pedophilia and DDLG under the tag "tw: antis". (archive) Because it's triggering when people say that fucking kids is bad.
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Well then, that explains why they're friends with Murray.

edit: have some more screenshots. Seebs is still posting.
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This is from the same page as:
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EDIT: Apologies. First version had an Alicia Ward on it with a phone#. Phone# belongs to a Ronald Ward.

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Whitepages for Alicia Ward says C Root's name is Carolyn D, pretty sure the D is Danette is Dani is Dead Wife.

Sorry for giant mobile caps. :(
 
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