Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pomniman]

Honest question: I don’t drink alcohol, but… Is it normal for non alkies to have so many liquor bottles in their kitchen?

(Like if you had a little bar in your living room that’s another matter, but the kitchen?!)

My friends are social drinkers so may have a bottle of wine or two, but this much booze seems… Like a lot!

I'm a very casual drinker so I've never seen what real alcoholics do in their homes (other than on Nicki's streams). At most I'll have like one or two bottles around on a shelf somewhere, maybe a couple of beers in the fridge and none of this stuff is going to be within arm's reach of my computer, just to give you a comparison. I do have a somewhat distant relative who's a complete alkie and he can't go a day without buying a handle (1.75 liters) of Jameson from what little I've seen. Also on average, one 750ml bottle of whiskey will last around a month for me, maybe 2 months or more if I'm not in a partying mood. For Nicki to have as many as he does around him constantly he must be drinking it more than water.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Direct link: https://youtube.com/watch?v=6V1rkAvaTsA

It's not that people like consistency, it's that people who can watch your night time show probably can't watch your day time show because that's when they do shit and vice versa. Now there might be a reason for him to do both as you get two different audiences and each have their own pay pigs, but I doubt Balldo has that level of mental capacity anymore.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Honest question: I don’t drink alcohol, but… Is it normal for non alkies to have so many liquor bottles in their kitchen?

Not randomly just laying around on a counter, and especially not given we know it's not just that he doesn't have a bar/liquor cabinet and defaults to using the counter (since his streaming area is covered in bottles too as shown previously).

I sometimes use alcohol while cooking, and while my wife likes wine I prefer beer or scotch, and even so I think the most open bottles I've had just laying around the kitchen at once is like 4 or 5, and that was mostly because I was too lazy to cleanup/move the ones from the night before.

 

[Phillip Green]

Honest question: I don’t drink alcohol, but… Is it normal for non alkies to have so many liquor bottles in their kitchen?

(Like if you had a little bar in your living room that’s another matter, but the kitchen?!)

My friends are social drinkers so may have a bottle of wine or two, but this much booze seems… Like a lot!

If you entertain a lot, like to make cocktails, or are a whiskey snob, it's not ridiculous or even unusual to have that many bottles in-house, even if you're not a particularly heavy drinker. Most people would have either a bar in the entertaining room, or a dedicated cabinet in the kitchen but in a pinch that kind of countertop situation is not that outlandish, especially for someone as lazy as Nick.

However, I couldn't imagine taking up that much counter space with bottles if the kitchen was at all actively used, and giving the kids that direct of access to booze seems pretty iffy, especially with teens in the house.

 

[demicolon]

So... he didn't even manage a week without drinking? Not an alcoholic BTW.

 

[AltisticRight]

Honest question: I don’t drink alcohol, but… Is it normal for non alkies to have so many liquor bottles in their kitchen?

I cook every single meal.
Here's the alcohol I have in my cabinet:
- Cheap red wine
- Shaoxing (Chinese) wine
- Rice (Chinese) wine
- Cooking sake (Japanese)

For those who likes to make cocktails and other alcoholic beverages, it's pretty common to have a small bar section with glasses, mixers and whatnot. That's not my shot of Vodka, mine is filled with snobby coffee stuff.

As for Balldo, we know he doesn't cook so it's there for his consumption, only.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Is it too late to submit bingo card squares for 2024? I've got a few longshots:

- Footage of activities at Hedonism II or similar places leaks
- Nick spills a bottle of alcohol onstream (if he tries to lick it out of the carpet, counts as a double score)
- Nick caught onstream having a meltdown against his wife or kids
- The Minnesota Office of Professional Responsibility (or whatever it's called) upholds a complaint against Nick
- Nick publicly disavows Christianity after another confrontation with Scandinavian prudes

 

[AnOminous]

Idk I’m pretty sure it’s the “white guilt”

This idiot insults the Gadsden flag snake and says it looks like it was drawn by a child and then compares his shitty tattoo to it? His shitty tattoo looks like it was drawn by a retarded child with Parkinson's.

(Like if you had a little bar in your living room that’s another matter, but the kitchen?!)

I bet this faggot is never without a bottle of liquor within reaching distance. He probably has liquor bottles in the bathroom too.

 

[Maude Snew]

And where was his "don't tread on me" attitude at Anime Matsuri?

 

[waffle]

I'd believe nick coukd be 10% body fat. He has zero muscle tone and when you're as thin as he is the percentsges start to get all out of wack because your bones, skin and organs can only atrophy so much/so fast.

 

[AnOminous]

And where was his "don't tread on me" attitude at Anime Matsuri?

This would probably be a more appropriate tattoo for Balldo.

I'd believe nick coukd be 10% body fat.

10% body fat, 90% the shit he's full of.

 

[Pelican Bones]

and giving the kids that direct of access to booze seems pretty iffy, especially with teens in the house.

I'll never understand you incel prudes. You don't get it: Nick (comedian) is leaving dozens of open liquor bottles around the house for his kids to find because it's a joke. It's FUNNY! How else are the kids going to make a million dollars?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Direct link: https://youtube.com/watch?v=WOxH8jurXKk Direct link: https://youtube.com/watch?v=InzG8DlkJKw @Balldo's Gate
Direct link: https://youtube.com/watch?v=wLO0ShlVnX4 Direct link: https://youtube.com/watch?v=6V1rkAvaTsA
Direct link: https://youtube.com/watch?v=4Ph4OM8aGy4

JFC, will somebody buy this faggot a shirt? Or force him to wear one? I'd almost paypig if he'd keep a fucking shirt on. It's not just the terrible tattoos- those I can make fun of, as people upthread have done so well. It's the like, inverse Ralph physique, just as pasty, but weird fat proportions, lack of muscle tone, almost geiger-esque, it makes me ill. The shit light is not helping things either.

This is why I don't think he's actually any better. No one in their right mind, with that body, goes shirtless on the internet, for all and sundry, unless he is still fundamentally broken. The booze on the counter just furthers that. At most, people have a bar or a small collection of bottle, tastefully placed in a cabinet, with a few open ones maybe in the fridge (depending on the booze, storing conditions when open, and ideal drinking temp). This is just nauseating.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It's not that people like consistency, it's that people who can watch your night time show probably can't watch your day time show because that's when they do shit and vice versa. Now there might be a reason for him to do both as you get two different audiences and each have their own pay pigs, but I doubt Balldo has that level of mental capacity anymore.

Cultivating a daytime audience is actually a good idea, if that is what he is about. I have my reservations on whether he can stick with it enough to make it work.

My prediction is that he gets lazy and does Truml news mode of the time with little else to keep his audience hooked (See channel growth amd atrophy post-Depp)

So... he didn't even manage a week without drinking? Not an alcoholic BTW.

No, incel prude, you are mistaken. When he said 'Sober January' he meant he would be sober *in* January. Enjoy virginity.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I have family members who, like the Rekietas, don’t mind a cluttered counter and keep all kinds of shit out (canisters, utensil holders, etc.). I have to keep mine as clear as possible, but that’s a personal preference. That said, I can say I’ve literally never been in a home — in the US or any of the dozens of countries I’ve spent significant time in — where liquor bottles are out on the counter. Apart from anything else it’s completely impractical to give up that much work surface space for spirits.

As well as having bottles in their bathrooms, I’d be willing to bet the bedroom has its own bar. And he’s gotta have a few whiskey options in the garage. It goes without saying that the family room has a liquor stash. If they have a formal living room, that probably has a bar cart at the very least.

What a sad way to live: enslaved to a liquid. It’s so fucked up and here he is glorifying it. Nice of him to make it easy for his teenagers to get started on the Balldo Beverage Enslavement Lifestyle early. Maybe he’s hoping they’ll outdo their old man, who supposedly “didn’t start drinking” until he was 40. He’s certainly modeling the speed run of life destruction for them.

 

[Swole McPole]

Yeah, I thought that was obvious. It's from TBPITU subreddit.

It isn't if you don't know anything about Masterson. All I know about him comes from his interactions with Rekieta. Even when he was involved in that lolsuit, it all seemed utterly fucking retarded and totally not worth my time. I've no idea what TBPITU stands for. The Best Podcast In The Universe? I know he's prone to saying that whatever he's doing at any given time is the Best in the Universe.

I cook every single meal.
Here's the alcohol I have in my cabinet:
- Cheap red wine
- Shaoxing (Chinese) wine
- Rice (Chinese) wine
- Cooking sake (Japanese)

Ditto. My cupboad currently contains:

Red wine
White wine
Shaoxing
Rice wine
Brandy
Guinness

I don't drink alcohol at all. I only use it for cooking. My wife drinks wine and beer, but her alcohol is kept in the cupboard under the stairs. She'd be pissed if I used her expensive wine in my ragu.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Cultivating a daytime audience is actually a good idea, if that is what he is about. I have my reservations on whether he can stick with it enough to make it work.

It's a great idea. There was proof during all the trials that there was an audience for daytime streams and even if he wasn't doing a trial, there's still some of that audience. He's said that his show was a night show because that's how it worked out with having the kids, and fair enough. But, he's home everyday (unless there's a vacation) he could do a 2 hour show during the day. Although, I too have doubts he could stick with it.

I've no idea what TBPITU stands for.

The Biggest Problem In The Universe.

 

[RotPockets]

This would probably be a more appropriate tattoo for Balldo.

And where was his "don't tread on me" attitude at Anime Matsuri?

Nick ReKimoota confirmed Haaton.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I'm so confused by "a(m0lesting)round". Somehow "m0lesting" got inserted inside his "around 7:30 I crashed out" message, but I cannot fathom how he did this. Maybe he got roofied again and this is his way of saying that his asshole hurts?

The way this usually works is that the way you can tell Nick is drunk is that he starts sending gibberish to one of his chats. While he has been incoherent in the past on his show, usually the alcohol makes his typing incoherent faster than he gets incoherent on stream. I don't see how you can type that without being drunk unless he had that text copied and accidentally pasted it.

I count at LEAST eight bottles. There could be a ninth, but you can only see the cap, it might be something else.

Keep in mind that this is just in the kitchen, who knows how many are still in his streaming area, back in May he showed off 25 bottles within arms reach of his chair plus 9 mentioned but not shown on camera.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

We learn about their egg preferences. Bagged eggs are gross

He just can't stand that we make fun of him for buying PRE BOILED EGGS like the lazy alcoholic he is.

- Nick thinks the Kardashians have formed the ideal for cosmetic surgery. It makes things easy for surgeons becaue they are aiming for the same look and less work. He does not like it, but people can do what they want. He doesn't think people know this, but he has noticed.

I'll take stating the obvious for $100 Trebek. This is intended as a deflection from the criticism of how his wife looks after getting work done. He's trying to set the bar at Kardashian levels which any normal person (and most weirdos) think looks ridiculous so his wife seems more normal by comparison.

My preferred method is to insert them in a pot of boiling water and vinegar. Leave in boiling water for 8-10 minutes. Works just as good as steaming and the vinegar breaks down the shell making them easy to peel.

How much vinegar, like a tablespoon? We buy fresh eggs so peeling them is a bitch and I'd like to try this out.

Nick in the AM: I really hate cancelling shows GUYZ! I'll do a special make-up daystream!

Nick in the PM:

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Firstly, why is "Molesting" in Nick's phone auto-correct, and secondly why does it have a zero for the O? I'm genuinely curious because what the fuck.

Honest question: I don’t drink alcohol, but… Is it normal for non alkies to have so many liquor bottles in their kitchen?

(Like if you had a little bar in your living room that’s another matter, but the kitchen?!)

My friends are social drinkers so may have a bottle of wine or two, but this much booze seems… Like a lot!

I can have that many bottles out and about after a party or a night of experimenting, but I like to mix cocktails and have a wide variety spirits, sweet liquors, bitters, simple syrup, and other ingredients. Sometimes that gets left out on my dedicated mixing space if it's late, but otherwise it goes back in the liquor cabinet. And it's important to note that dedicated space is a bar that separates my living room from my dining room...

But Nick doesn't drink cocktails. That all looked like whisky which means he just has half empty bottles strewn about the house.

Because he's an alcoholic.