Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Positron said:
I thought being able to customize their groins give them an edge over born women?

Pooner's folks think she is possessed by demons. And says that she will learn a lesson by being homeless.
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She finds solace by watching Aronofsky's The Whale, and Disney cartoons.
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>"ywnbam"
>lolol you're right bigot I'm ackshyually not a woman!
Trannies and reading comprehension.
 
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Fapcop said:
I’d feel old but im pretty sure it’s mostly a terminally online/Reddit thing.
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First time I saw it was on usenet, back in the 90s, but I'm pretty sure it's older than that. Still a bullshit term, though, since it basically means "I'll only have sex with the person I'm attracted to at the time". Otherwise known as "normal".

WTBOnlineFather said:
Trannies and reading comprehension.
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They have trouble telling X apart from Y. Don't expect them to even recognise other letters.
 
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“The irony of being trans is that we appreciate our femininity more than cis women can.” “I would rather take it for granted than pay 20k for an imperfect vagina with no possibility to get pregnant.” Troons always say that their opposition just makes things up and has no idea what they really think. Yet in their places they think others aren’t monitoring they pretty much admit that we are correct.

It never occurs to them that they’ll never understand what it’s like to be a woman and that what they think being a woman is has been based entirely on the media they consume and their experiences interacting with women. It’s why they want to dress like teenage girls or bimbos. They don’t actually want to be a woman, they want to know what it’s like to be desired and catered to. They want power over others and to appease their fetish. They do not to actually be like women, they think that they’re better than they are and but for some “mistake of nature” they would’ve done the woman thing better than actual women.
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"We appreciate our femininity more than cis women can"

This makes me so MATI I can't even articulate it
 
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Idk1990 said:
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Imagine coming home to a house troon and a filthy apartment every day.
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Imagine if such a fuckmommy did exist - because we all know this troon isn’t going to keep house either. She would be able to take her pick. Why on Earth would she go for a troon?

Wait, I forgot - Zinnia Jones exists.

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“It uses the name Miranda or it gets cut off from contact again.” “I was made to feel like a creep or a predator as a teenager.” Can’t imagine why someone would see a sex pest as a creep or a predator. This is like some multiple personalities shit. And of course creepy Emily is there to offer hugs.
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I’m sure that’s exactly how it played out. Mother stood there in silence, only piping up to feed him the perfect lead-in to his Oscar-winning speech.

And he won’t be phoning her again tomorrow to ask for more money.

davids877 said:
Pansexual is an attraction to kitchen items, particularly cooking pots and pans but it can be anything, plates, utensils, knives, blenders, etc.
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I always want to ask them if they’d fuck a horse.

JaneThough said:
I follow two proud asexual cows here and they both talk about sex more than any other cow I follow.
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The only cow I think is genuinely asexual is ADF, and that’s because he’s a retard whose mental development stopped at the age of 11.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Imagine if such a fuckmommy did exist - because we all know this troon isn’t going to keep house either. She would be able to take her pick. Why on Earth would she go for a troon?

Wait, I forgot - Zinnia Jones exists.


I’m sure that’s exactly how it played out. Mother stood there in silence, only piping up to feed him the perfect lead-in to his Oscar-winning speech.

And he won’t be phoning her again tomorrow to ask for more money.


I always want to ask them if they’d fuck a horse.


The only cow I think is genuinely asexual is ADF, and that’s because he’s a retard whose mental development stopped at the age of 11.
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Well mom has a health plan with a 4k deductible so she’s useless to him. Clearly she’s too broke to be useful to this troons mutilation plans. Costs 20k just to get your dick cut off and made into a Frankenstein fake vagina.

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“How do I cope with not having a regular male puberty.” Well you’re never going to have a regular male puberty because you don’t have a dick or balls. What are they teaching these kids that makes them think they can actually become the other gender and not a mutilated abomination of what they’re trying to be? Of course they say to keep in touch with other trannies rather than try to fit in and be open to the idea they might be an actual woman?
 
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Evilronald said:
Pooner threatens to burn house down with kids and ex in it. “She’s doing that transition thing.” Gets arrested. The cop misgenders the pooner and laughs at her trying to beat up a grown man “it’s not like she started transitioning in her teens.” This is upstate New York too.
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Small but funny detail: At the end of the video, once they finally got that gigantic piece of ham back in the can, one cop is asking the other cops what he should refer to her by, meanwhile just in front of him the door to the Sheriff's vehicle is a jar and all you can see is a giant "SHE" on the door.
 
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I love the one optimistic comment that believes with more advancement in modern medicine, the more it won't be long before they can grow organs that are "theirs".These people really believe that one day technology will be at sci-fi levels where they can become women with the snap of a button.Also there's a lot about pregnancy that we dont know.Hell we still dont even know what causes miscarriage but according to this guy "It wont be long" before lab grow female organs for trans women will appear.
 
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Jacques1194 said:
I love the one optimistic comment that believes with more advancement in modern medicine, the more it won't be long before they can grow organs that are "theirs".These people really believe that one day technology will be at sci-fi levels where they can become women with the snap of a button.Also there's a lot about pregnancy that we dont know.Hell we still dont even know what causes miscarriage but according to this guy "It wont be long" before lab grow female organs for trans women will appear.
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I think that their preferred option would be like a brain transfer and to wear a woman’s body like a suit. They seem to want to take over a cis woman’s life, I wouldn’t put it past them to kidnap and remove the brains of women if they had the ability to replace it with their own and use that woman’s body. There was that troon from Alabama who was the mayor who wanted to murder that local businesswoman and become her.
 
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Idk1990 said:
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Imagine coming home to a house troon and a filthy apartment every day.
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If the troon is looking for a stereotypical heterosexual relationship then he would be staying home and doing all the laundry, cleaning, meal planning and prep while his burly husband went out to earn the daily crust. All of the physical work without any of the glory. Unless of course he’s just another misogynist who thinks traditional housewives loll on silken cushions reading magazines and scoffing bonbons. What he actually wants is a rich bang maid, like any other developmentally stunted man.
Also asexual is just internet speak for saying they’re unfuckable before anyone else can say it, same as saying they have DID is just admitting they watch too many cartoons, and ADHD means they’re lazy.
 
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Can anyone help a bitch pooner out?
User zombieofcoffee kindly invites you to help commemorate her husbands wife's dick rearranging. (You'll never guess how)


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Added a pic of the happy couple in case you're wondering what an absolute retard looks like.(heh, waifu looks like a dong-gones even more dysgenic brother)
 
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