Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Iron Father]

Kat has a really fat neck...

99% of fat people have fat necks.

 

[SupremeVictory]

99% of fat people have fat necks.

Which leaves us with 1% of fat people that have no neck.

 

[Iron Father]

Which leaves us with 1% of fat people that have no neck.

Shout-out to Gorlock the Destroyer.

 

[marlintan]

Shout-out to Gorlock the Destroyer.

I'm finally in the 1%

 

[Braowbun]

My scope is she doesn't live there with him.
She isn't used to Jasper or Phil these days.
Has been trained like a witness for the DSP.
They both like a bit of powder, Phil right nostril, she wipes but doesn't suck it up like pigboy.
Double Snort on the Dime

 

[Fascist Frederick]

My scope is she doesn't live there with him.
She isn't used to Jasper or Phil these days.
Has been trained like a witness for the DSP.
They both like a bit of powder, Phil right nostril, she wipes but doesn't suck it up like pigboy.
Double Snort on the Dime

There's no conspiracy, she's just retarded.

 

[Fapcop]

It seems kinda weird that Jasper seems much more friendly with Phil than Khat. Wasn’t it supposedly Khat who wanted a cat?

Yet here she is, clearly not used to the cat, and going out of her way to avoid Jasper jumping on her lap.

Fat, dumb and doesn’t like cats.

I have a hard time imagining a more unappealing woman than Khat.

 

[marlintan]

I have a hard time imagining a more unappealing woman than Khat.

You have to qualify appealing to whom with that argument... an asexual fat fuck that wants to LARP (think OIC) as a big boy and nothing else would look for the least challenging roommate:

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Kat is fat and Phil would not have sex with her.

Spoiler

But not because she's fat...

 

[Xenomorph]

she looks misterable, can we talk about the matching outfits lmao

 

[Iron Father]

Even her hair is vaguely Phil-esque. Short and dark, all she'd have to do is wet it back. Disturbing.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

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she looks misterable, can we talk about the matching outfits lmao

It looks like she just asked to see the manager because she was missing a chicken nugget.

 

[Xenomorph]

they look like cult members

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

they look like cult members

In a matter of fact, Khet actually looks like that bitch from Twin Flames cult.

 

[BlastMonk]

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she looks misterable, can we talk about the matching outfits lmao

she looks like the fat pudgy wife of a politican that has to stand next to him while he admits to some sex scandal and hes swearing he'll do better and stick with his family. She has the same look of disgust and disappointment on her face. She looks like shes asking herself 'Do I still love him? no'

 

[Xenomorph]

she looks like the fat pudgy wife of a politican that has to stand next to him while he admits to some sex scandal and hes swearing he'll do better and stick with his family. She has the same look of disgust and disappointment on her face. She looks like shes asking herself 'Do I still love him? no'

Now we know why fail dislikes seeing good looking women in vidya games
ETA: I dont care about the gun thing it's more like she looks like a Goblina .

 

[Escalating Violence]

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A certain Wyoming lolcow said something along the lines of "You never know you had something good until it's gone." Pandalee is pretty but man she was a bitch.

 

[FraudFrog]

Whenever I hear the word “Obese”, a large round individual comes to mind, cuz of the “O” in “Obese”.

This fatso is obese, but she ain’t round. She’s fucking square shaped. She looks like a fat mine craft character. She’s “Squarebese”.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Fat, dumb and doesn’t like cats.

No one in this household likes pussy, huh.

I'll see myself out.

 

[Iron Father]

A certain Wyoming lolcow said something along the lines of "You never know you had something good until it's gone." Pandalee is pretty but man she was a bitch.

Yeah people forget that Leanna was a female version of old Phil. An immature and insufferable cunt. Just like Kat is a female new Phil, a boring waterbrained slob.