Happy Day After Iowa! The staffers and E-girls they shipped to Iowa are still waking up from the hang over or heading back to whence they came, but we've got some excellent stuff.
So what went wrong last night? Well, firstly it was stolen by the media and democrats in collusion with the Trump campaign. Which is their way of saying the polls were not wrong, the obvious happened, the big whirling thing that looked like a wood chipper labeled 'voters' they were walking towards was in fact a wood chipper, and the media called it 90 minutes after doors opened. This was election interfeterance and possibly illegal.
Calling the election jannies did not help. MaxTwain would have an all night meltdown while campaign staff complained they didn't get to give their epic speeches. (For those not in the US, Iowa is a Caucus. It's a old tradition that imo really should die out. Instead of just taking an hour to vote during the day, Iowans get locked in a school gym at 7, each side picks a speaker to represent them, and everyone has to listen to them give a speech. This doesn't haven't to be a resident, so you might get stuck in a campaign rally if Casey decides to show up. Then they can vote. It has the potential to turn into an all night battle of attrition depending on state/party rules)
But some cooler heads would weigh in with more focused observations. Bill Mitchell's contacts on the ground gave him a scoop. The Des Monies Public Transport drivers were hired Trump thugs, who would throw DeSantis voters off the bus and presumably call them gay nerds.
Others would jump in with an old classic, 'it was the retarded voters fault'.
Twain would of course not stop there and remind everyone
why this class of person is hated.
The real sin of Trump to him was letting the poors have a say.
The other Max, Nordau, would look on the brightside. Trump only won a majority, not a super majority. A clear sign he should drop out and support DeSantis.
One smaller DeSantis supporter, TheocraticDictator, would wait for the results to come in before unloading about the
experience of working with NBD. (A)
It looks the same on the inside as it does the outside. Bill Mitchell is an insane person who scares children, Cardillo has terminal TDS, Ellis is a grifter. There was no strategy besides attack everyone, knock on doors, and hope. One of his fellow Ron fans would confirm 'Chris' needs professional help. That's almost certainly Crowd Funded Coat Chris Nelson, who got his own post last page.
Paydro would spend the day fighting anons, as people from his past would remind him that the most popular immigration policy in America is tying Pedro to a rocket and shooting him back to Mexico.
There's much more and it'll be flowing in all day, but this post is long enough. Onward to New Hampshire!
