Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.6%

  • Total voters
    387
I'd believe nick coukd be 10% body fat. He has zero muscle tone and when you're as thin as he is the percentsges start to get all out of wack because your bones, skin and organs can only atrophy so much/so fast.
The human body, particularly with lankoid zero muscle fuckers and *especially* for males can easily hide fat in areas where you at a first glance would not notice, one particularly easy one is the gut, where quite a lot can be hanging and unnoticeable while standing upright and will become readily apparent once the person lies on their side.

What I'm getting at with this is that no, he isn't at 10% body fat, 20, maybe even 25% due to lack of muscle mass and age.
 
Looks like a phone auto-fill malfunction. He seems to have typed it enough for the predictive text to recognise it. Weird. That is all I will commit to saying without evidence.

That password was found in a dataleak

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Speaking of promises that everyone should know will never happen, has Nick said anything more about those gifts for the first 5k Locals signups? It’s been over a year now.

Talk about Rekieta and bottles reminded me of this time I tried to help an old friend of mine sober up and get his life straight. After 10 days of his drinking himself into a stupor for literally every single second of his waking existence and being a weird, creepy, disgusting, annoying drunken mess, I told him he would have to figure something else out because my home is not a flophouse, that he could either leave like a man with a semblance of dignity or else I would forcibly remove him by literally dragging him out into the street. These are the bottles from his stay.
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pfft only twenty-four in total, the Balldo drinks twice that in a month!
 
I don't see how you can type that without being drunk unless he had that text copied and accidentally pasted it.
Well the idea he's pasting it is pretty horrifying on it's own, if it's an autofill that's begs the question of why it would autofill in that way specifically.

That password was found in a dataleak

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If this is true, and it's related to one of Nick's (or a family member's) accounts, it could explain why the phrase exists in autofill, but it's still strange.
 
Is it too late to submit bingo card squares for 2024? I've got a few longshots:

- Footage of activities at Hedonism II or similar places leaks
- Nick spills a bottle of alcohol onstream (if he tries to lick it out of the carpet, counts as a double score)
- Nick caught onstream having a meltdown against his wife or kids
- The Minnesota Office of Professional Responsibility (or whatever it's called) upholds a complaint against Nick
- Nick publicly disavows Christianity after another confrontation with Scandinavian prudes
So in your entry, you have predicted he will speed run 2024 even faster down hill through more loops and turns than ever before. Even well beyond 2023's expectations? Sonichu, indeed.

I think I have predicted myself he will savor 2024 until the the very last drop, like a bottle of whiskey, only to crack open another as he continues to find more ways to disappoint his family in 2025.

However, according to some post Rekieta made that I did a forum search for and obviously couldn't find, he goes through a personality change every 3 years and thus by 2026, he should undergo another metamorphosis. Hopefully one that doesn't drink and drive or do drugs. Though I suppose I would settle for him quitting the driving and just drinking at home. Rekieta should pay his Nanny to babysit him and drive him everywhere with every aspect of his own life micromanaged/preplanned for him. That way he might see what life is like through the lens of his children for a change.

That password was found in a dataleak

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If he's using something like Keepass, then it makes sense why it would be in his clipboard. Just more evidence he needs to lay off the alcohol.
 
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This is the type of stuff only complete basket cases who can't afford or access real liquor do.
or people with access to a chemistry lab who really shouldn't be allowed around the funny stuff you can find in there because they come up with dumb ideas like "hm i wonder what it's like to drink from the isopropanol and the diethyl ether, let's have a try!"
 
If this is true, and it's related to one of Nick's (or a family member's) accounts, it could explain why the phrase exists in autofill, but it's still strange.
“m0lesting” could be the password that was stored in clipboard, and he accidentally pasted it into the middle of “around” while trying to correct a typo? Easily done on a phone.

And yes it’s still a strange choice of word to use as a password.
 
Me: I’m worried I’m an alcoholic. I keep my old college mini fridge in my room always stocked with beer to enjoy for gaming nights on the PC plus my work lunch and a few yogurts and energy drinks to grab on the go in the morning for work. This is alcoholic behavior I should probably curb

Nick: keeps multiple bottles of hard liquor by his streaming desk, keeps multiple bottles of booze in the kitchen. “I am not an alcoholic!”

I want to give Nick the benefit of doubt and say he’s just carrying that tray of alcohol from his desk. What I’m very perturbed by is that child bottle just sitting by the booze.

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Knob Creek: 100$ Whisky.

And of course it’s the 18 year old he got, that retails at 170$ and not the 12 year old. That one is for the poors. What a consooomer.
 
Plus. What if someone comes round. They’d assume you are an alcoholic.
Only an incel prude would have any problem with that.
Nicki probably bypasses this tendency because he has money, but he's still an alkie whose habit is completely out of control in its own way as shown by how many bottles he keeps within arms reach of himself at all times while streaming.
Even alkies minimally in control will do some things to keep it in check, like your fifth-a-day boozer will just buy a fifth every day, because if they had more they'd drink that too. Nick isn't even pretending, he's thrown all restraint to the wind and turned into a pure etiolated whiskey goblin.
However, according to some post Rekieta made that I did a forum search for and obviously couldn't find, he goes through a personality change every 3 years and thus by 2026, he should undergo another metamorphosis.
Are any of his personalities not absolute, utter faggots?
 
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Looks like a phone auto-fill malfunction. He seems to have typed it enough for the predictive text to recognise it. Weird. That is all I will commit to saying without evidence.

I also hope Nick makes a million dollars.

The '0' is to avoid auto-censoring on platform or flagging of his messages. I know some people say that text messages get flagged by mobile providers, but I thought that was for gross paedo and drug stuff, IDK.
I've never had a phone autofill passwords in a normal text boxes...How tf does that happen?
 
By being a boomer, I suppose? Idr if they can even learn from password boxes if you type them.
I've had my phone autocorrect into some weird shit; but not like that. I'm not even sure what he could be typing to get that.
That actually made me wonder how auto fill learns when to save words...whether they learn it even if you never actually finished the text. Like when you type in your password in the wrong textbox and then you erase it after completing it but not sending it cause you realized the fuck up..

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It's possible that Nick drunk typed his password into a non password textbox so often that his phone learned it? That's a funny thought. :story:
 
I think he has been clear that he will not do it while the Monty lawsuit is going on. I don't think he will ever do it, but his storytime reasoning is his LOLSUIT.
That is such bullshit.

Unless Monty has completely tapped him out, that's no excuse.

"Guys, I really wanna do that gift, but this fucking lawsuit from Monty that I explicitly told him to file means I can't! It's all Monty's fault!"

Yeah, sure, okay.

Not that I really care if they ever see that gift. His paid Locals audience gets what they deserve. In their case, the deserve nothing but mockery.
 
“m0lesting” could be the password that was stored in clipboard, and he accidentally pasted it into the middle of “around” while trying to correct a typo? Easily done on a phone.

And yes it’s still a strange choice of word to use as a password.

His Everquest character's surname was 'Song-Molester', so....

I've never had a phone autofill passwords in a normal text boxes...How tf does that happen?
By being a boomer, I suppose? Idr if they can even learn from password boxes if you type them.
I've had my phone autocorrect into some weird shit; but not like that. I'm not even sure what he could be typing to get that.

I have never had my passwords put into auto-fill. I think it is more likely he has used the censored version of the word on FB or another platform that auto-censors.
 
As well as having bottles in their bathrooms, I’d be willing to bet the bedroom has its own bar. And he’s gotta have a few whiskey options in the garage. It goes without saying that the family room has a liquor stash. If they have a formal living room, that probably has a bar cart at the very least.
I'm betting every single fucking room in his house has its own bar. I like to keep my kitchen clean because the last thing I want to see are rats and cockroaches living rent free.

There's 9 bottles in this image alone.
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>Knob Creek 18 years
And now, yet another big jump forward has arrived on the market, with the first release of Knob Creek 18 Year. The price tag? About $170, give or take.
I'm such a non-drinker, I typed in Knob Greek 18 months. Google called me a retard.
Oh the horrors, the poverty, $170 for a bottle of whatever liquid. There's no way this is used for cooking.

He just can't stand that we make fun of him for buying PRE BOILED EGGS like the lazy alcoholic he is.
Some French politician turned foodie once said "Tell me what you eat and I will tell you who you are."
Someone who would buy hard boiled eggs served in plastic bags would be a lazy, alcoholic, anime-loving dweeb who is probably into cuckoldry.
 
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