Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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If you are reading this fat then just remember, as bleak as this would be its a HELL of a lot better than the alternative for guys like you in the slammer....so just keep it in mind
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You're
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that Fat (fat) would be afraid of such a thing. Ol' Jenny would be on all four trotters to take some BABC* every minute she's in the clink
*Big Aryan Brotherhood Cock
 
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Robert Prongay Jr has told Pat that he will be at his STD in Space!! presentation

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Another Pest suggests that Pat is a Russian sympathiser. This will really annoy Pat.

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Black Man Underwear said:
Do you think Fatrick copy pastes his messages, or does he type each letter out while seething with rage?
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Alabama Gamer said:
Given the frequent aPelling errors, it's almost certainly the latter.
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I am of the opinion that at one time he did copy-paste his responses. He probably stopped after accidentally revealing the Torque Wheeler/Pork Squealer persona by pasting the text of one of the blog entries when responding to some lucky stalker child. Now each stalker child gets their own bespoke Enjoy Prison, fresh from the meaty trotters of our favorite Pat Jen
 
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Black Man Underwear said:
Do you think Fatrick copy pastes his messages, or does he type each letter out while seething with rage?
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it has been shown multiple times that he types these out by hand. He makes unique spelling mistakes in the pasta frequently, at least once a day I think. I suppose to pat copypasting means he isn't properly responding in his mind he *has* to go do the extra effort to type it out by hand so its a "real" response. It really is quite fascinating psychology the DSM isn't ready for this level of compulsive neurotic behavior.
 
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Incel Death Note said:
That's an enjoy prison every fifteen seconds. The last time Pet Fucker Pat mentioned A Christmas Carnage was a month ago, three years to finish the FIRST DRAFT and now he's gonna "let it simmer" for a MONTH to get some "emotional distance" from his corny B-movie book.
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But I'm sure this is much more important than polishing the book you've been working on for three years.
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Sorry if I sound MATI I'm just really looking forward to the Tiny Tim book.
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I get taking a short break, a month is just a bit much though. You can't let your "skills" get rusty Pat. Also don't expect the book coming out soon. Those edits at his rate are another year AT LEAST
 
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How can you look at this and think to yourself that this is something you want the public to see? I've seen this before, but it evokes such strong feelings of disgust in me. The "snuggles" to the inverted feet—it's obscene.

Poor cat. No animal deserves such cruelty.
 
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1.7 Pat has decided to impart some of his wisdom on Xitter today. First on how SWATTTING government officials is really all about him.

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He had an oddly fence-sitting take on Israel and Palestine (finally). If only the two sides would just throw paint-filled balloons at each other the conflict would end tomorrow!
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He also coped about not getting a proper education. He was unable to obtain any sort of degree, even one for retards like creative writing, because he is fat and dumb, you see.

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RussianParasite said:
He had an oddly fence-sitting take on Israel and Palestine (finally). If only the two sides would just throw paint-filled balloons at each other the conflict would end tomorrow!
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You know, I really didn't expect him to go "both denominations of Jew have to be wiped out for peace".
RussianParasite said:
He also coped about not getting a proper education. He was unable to obtain any sort of degree, even one for retards like creative writing, because he is fat and dumb, you see.
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There is, actually, a "right way to learn how to write". What is it? Practice.
 
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Did you see the Music Festival on LitCrit?










 
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