Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Neetorino]

liquid alcohol and ramen

I know what you meant, but the visual of Nick putting ramen and whiskey in a blender to make a drink was just horrible.

https://twitter.com/RekietaLaw/status/1748197003622764832 https://archive.ph/BHQ6e
Pictured: someone still totally not mad at the being called a non practicing lawyer.

Man for someone who wants Eric July to make a million billion dollars, and totally doesn't have any bad blood for the guy, Nick sure does love interacting with Dax's tweets as he copes and seethes to his hundreds of fans about Eric July. Somehow the black guy making comics is their white whale and I wasn't ready for the Moby Dick arc. Maybe Nick really is a Creative Writing Degree haver after all!

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe Nick really is a Creative Writing Degree haver after all!

That really should have been a giveaway because short of Queer Studies with a practical clinic in sucking cock and taking it up the ass, there isn't a gayer liberal arts degree to be had.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Oh come on, that was just a silly little mistake that didn't matter despite costing the whole case. Now a typo, that's a big deal, what kind of lawyer makes a typo that's irrelevant? That kind of thing is just too much, they might as well be non practicing.

Seriously, nobody was going to read this filing and notice the description doesn't match the title. It would have just gone through and years down the line he would have lost his trademarks for not properly using them. That correction filing just took out weeks of content for 2035 Rekieta's law streams!

 

[AltisticRight]

He has a dumb creative writing or English major (I don´t remember which one) so that should mean that he is good at English, but just as he is a non-practicing lawyer, he is a non-practicing creative writer.

He is a practicing creative writer though, see his writing:
- I DID NOT visit Hedonism II which is not located at 18.33921684521706, -78.3406700025969 and not on the coast of Jamaica.
- I DO NOT know who Ricardo and Romaine are, they did NOT take turns on my wife, are you an incel?
- I hope you fail to make a million dollars, Eric July.
- I am a lawyer.
- I am not an alcoholic.

How creative.

 

[zyclonPD]

“At least they are practicing.”

I assume there’s been at least a few people who’ve made the obvious joke.

At least his bulls are practicing

 

[Swole McPole]

His Everquest character's surname was 'Song-Molester'

Mong-Molester more like.

That really should have been a giveaway because short of Queer Studies with a practical clinic in sucking cock and taking it up the ass, there isn't a gayer liberal arts degree to be had.

I know quite a few people who earn a decent living from writing. By 'a decent living', I mean they earn enough money to be able to afford their own apartments in London and Manhattan without having to have roommates.

None of them have degrees in Creative Writing. Aside from a tiny number of Masters courses, those are generally regarded as devices to milk smooth brained under-achievers out of their tuition fees.

 

[Maude Snew]

“At least they are practicing.”

I don't need to practice, incel prude, I'm already great at it *licks bottle*

 

[Spaded Dave]

That really should have been a giveaway because short of Queer Studies with a practical clinic in sucking cock and taking it up the ass, there isn't a gayer liberal arts degree to be had.

It's the easy way out for lazy retards whose parents expect them to go to college. I don't know anyone with that degree who is successful. In fact, one guy I know manged to fail out of two colleges and is now a recovering drug addict/alcoholic who works at a liquor store.

Creative Writing isn't sending its best.

Now that I think about it, every single one of them has a drug and/or alcohol vice and every single one of them justifies it as being necessary for their creative process in some fashion.

 

[Kosher Dill]

So in your entry, you have predicted he will speed run 2024 even faster down hill through more loops and turns than ever before.

Oh no, I don't expect all of these to happen.
... Probably not, anyway.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Ditto. My cupboad currently contains:

Red wine
White wine
Shaoxing
Rice wine
Brandy
Guinness

I don't drink alcohol at all. I only use it for cooking. My wife drinks wine and beer, but her alcohol is kept in the cupboard under the stairs. She'd be pissed if I used her expensive wine in my ragu.

What are cooking in Guinness? Genuinely curious.

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https://twitter.com/RekietaLaw/status/1748197003622764832

https://archive.ph/BHQ6e

Pictured: someone still totally not mad at the being called a non practicing lawyer.

Hey, remember when Ty Beard thought he could notarize over the phone?

Fucken GOTTEM. This is such a cool and handsome own, Dax. I'm so impressed you were able to find a typo while obsessively scrutinizing Eric's lawyer's filings. This is the action of a man who is 100% not Mad Online™.

And Nick definitely needs to wind his neck in, his disastrous lawyer recommendation cost Vic Lasagna his whole lawsuit.

What a pair of absolute chuckleheads.

 

[AnOminous]

What are cooking in Guinness? Genuinely curious.

Guinness (or stout in general) and brown sugar in equal quantities reduced by about half makes a fantastic glaze/sauce for a pot roast. It's also good just as a general addition to any beef stew including chili.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He has a dumb creative writing or English major (I don´t remember which one) so that should mean that he is good at English, but just as he is a non-practicing lawyer, he is a non-practicing creative writer.

I think he is a narcissist in love with his own words and voice.

For evidence see his 'never a law show, the subject of the show really was me' clip; the oddly loquacious toasts he gave for Superchats; his constant re-defining of terms in debates, disagreements, and hypocrisy; and the Church (or everyone) has ir all wrong stance.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I think he is a narcissist in love with his own words and voice.

For evidence see his 'never a law show, the subject of the show really was me' clip; the oddly loquacious toasts he gave for Superchats; his constant re-defining of terms in debates, disagreements, and hypocrisy; and the Church (or everyone) has ir all wrong stance.

This has to be something like compensatory narcissism. He has never accomplished or done anything of note outside of panel led trial streaming. What does he have to be proud of and have an ego about? The normal and acceptable things to be proud of like family and stable career he obviously despises.

He is lazy.
He is physically weak.
He has physicial addictions.
He knows little.
He has poor impulse control.
He is not intentionally funny.
He is unfaithful.
He is immodest.
He is manipulative.

I guess one can be proud of their personal failings, but that is weird. He is a weirdo.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That password was found in a dataleak

Here’s where I admit that I wasn’t joking when I said that was probably one of his passwords that he accidentally pasted into chat while drunk. Nick is enough of a boomer to keep his passwords in a Google Keep file and paste them as needed. Hell, it might even be his Locals password considering where it popped up.

I once heard someone ask a journalist who was a UCLA alum if he’d majored in journalism. His response was withering: “UCLA is not a trade school.”

Writing is something you get good at by writing (and reading a ton). That’s one reason why those who majored in creative writing or journalism are instantly looked down upon by those who are successful in the creative industry. Someone who wants to be a writer would be better off saving their tuition money, rolling their sleeves up and getting to work.

Spoiler: Writing careers 101

Practicing is just one element of becoming a successful writer, though. Unless you have a rich network of existing connections (read: are a nepo baby), someone who wants to make a living as a writer has to hustle like hell to make valuable contacts who can introduce you to editors and agents. That in itself can be a full-time occupation.

There are some excellent writing workshops that can range from cake walk to intense bootcamp-style: drafting then revising the same piece every day, getting daily feedback from the workshop facilitator and other attendees, and continuing until you have a finished essay/poem/whatever. Some of these are focused on producing work that will actually sell.

A person who wants to make a living as a creative writer can also take certain private classes with leading editors in major media centers like NY and London where they give guidance on how to pitch specific top-tier outlets, what kind of content commissioning editors are most interested in and what they’ll never buy, etc. But that’s not teaching writing: It’s marketing.

TL;DR Nick doesn’t like work so he went to college for a bullshit major instead.

 

[Captain Manning]

It's the easy way out for lazy retards whose parents expect them to go to college. I don't know anyone with that degree who is successful. In fact, one guy I know manged to fail out of two colleges and is now a recovering drug addict/alcoholic who works at a liquor store.

Creative Writing isn't sending its best.

Now that I think about it, every single one of them has a drug and/or alcohol vice and every single one of them justifies it as being necessary for their creative process in some fashion.

To be completely fair to Nick, I've talked to a fair number of lawyers over the years, and they've all said that if you're going for that J.D., your undergraduate degree is kinda irrelevant. Aside from the fact you have to have one. You could get it in underwater basket weaving, if you want.

Unfortunately for Nick, he's non-practicing, so yeah... Kinda a waste all around.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

"Guys, I really wanna do that gift, but this fucking lawsuit from Monty that I invited means I can't! It's all Monty's fault!"

Yeah, sure, okay.

Not that I really care if they ever see that gift. His paid Locals audience gets what they deserve. In their case, the deserve nothing but mockery.

When he rolled that excuse out originally, one of his fans asked in chat if it was possible to start a class action lawsuit against Monty for delaying their gift.

Not even joking.

Hey, remember when Ty Beard thought he could notarize over the phone?

The difference is that this mistake was easily fixed.

Luckily for Eric July, he has alogs like Dick who tweet out a storm immediately when they see a hint of a W on the horizon, and got an early tipoff that there was an error when it was still easy to be rectified.

 

[Harm]

The annoying part about his creative writing degree is how inept he is with conveying information. The number of times he defaults back to "it's so WEIRD" to describe things outside his control (i.e.; the culture of the Internet), "it's so FUNNY" to describe things which sexually excite him in an unconventional manner, pointless rambles that no one can connect with (buy a cinnamon roll and jerk off in the family bathroom twice), and then he even admitted he waited to get monetization on Twitter because he thought he'd have to write newsletters and that was a deal-breaker.

Why would this skilled writer be turned off by directly making money through their writing?

If you want to see how worthless a journalism degree or a creative writing degree is in terms of acquiring writing prowess, look at Nick and his pedophile buddy Vito. Nick's biggest successes have been livestreaming improvised monologues, unscripted interviews, and informal debate panels. Vito's big "journalism" has been bringing weapons to a rally, pretending to vape bath water, and agitating retarded Netflix employees. The results speak for themselves. When they do attempt to write, it's a disaster (Nick's stand-up, Vito's "great American novel").

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The annoying part about his creative writing degree is how inept he is with conveying information.

There’s just nothing creative about him. I suspect he realized this and thought creativity could be learned in a classroom. Which is about the level of knowledge I’d expect from a teenager choosing a major.

But it’s not like his parents expected him to ever earn a living, what with being a trust fund kid, so I doubt they pulled him aside and told him he was being retarded. They may have been too busy partying and traveling to notice.

 

[Captain Manning]

When he rolled that excuse out originally, one of his fans asked in chat if it was possible to start a class action lawsuit against Monty for delaying their gift.

Not even joking.

Oh, I believe you.

They really are that stupid.

I'm sure that in addition to deflecting from his laziness and incompetence, he also wanted to incite hatred against Monty.

 

[RussianParasite]

It's the easy way out for lazy retards whose parents expect them to go to college. I don't know anyone with that degree who is successful.

Same, which is weird because I know plenty of people with other useless degrees (including myself) who have done quite well. It seems to be something about the creative writing degree, or likely the people it attracts, that results in failure.

Guinness (or stout in general) and brown sugar in equal quantities reduced by about half makes a fantastic glaze/sauce for a pot roast. It's also good just as a general addition to any beef stew including chili.

Kiwi Farms: come for the Lolcows, stay for AnOminous’s cooking tips.

If you want to see how worthless a journalism degree or a creative writing degree is in terms of acquiring writing prowess, look at Nick and his pedophile buddy Vito.

Expanding on what I said a little above, I think it has more to do with the type of people this type of degree attracts than them being inherently useless. I think the right kind of people could get something from some higher education in these fields, but would need to be involved professionally in them first. A seasoned writer or journalist might actually benefit from some of the lessons and be able to use them in a practical manner. Retarded, lazy 20-year-olds with no life experience get absolutely nothing from them.