🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[drog]

shinji was trying to get the best view of fatty and he said chris got 4 balls and called oliver over to see it too, fatty confirms he has 4 balls, is this possible?

 

[apa gapa]

I 100% believe it was the Letty/Nina stuff that ultimately got him kicked. Sam and the wiggers are tight with her. She’s dating one of their own. And I bet they even suggested she get rid of her Twitter account until the dust settles.

That doesn't make any sense because Brian talked about Nina too and even Jezza during the fan reveal

 

[The Tall Man]

shinji was trying to get the best view of fatty and he said chris got 4 balls and called oliver over to see it too, fatty confirms he has 4 balls, is this possible?

yes

That doesn't make any sense because Brian talked about Nina too and even Jezza during the fan reveal

Here is my theory:
Despite all the obfuscation, Sam grew up a poorfag just like Jet and they couldn't handle Cole's high class.

 

[Aristides]

Recap of TJ's little moment with the painting last night, for those who missed it.

Around the time of the screenshot quoted above, TJ was just drunk enough to be coherent and ramble about his current state in the show, it was his biggest single speech so far. In Bedroom 2, Trisha is up and eavesdropped the whole rant thanks to the hole in the door. TJ picked up that freaky painting with the two sad women and started talking about it. I would highly recommend reading the whole thing because it's very funny.

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"Do you ever feel like the good decision is the wrong decision? A decision can take you higher, it can take you lower. Is it worth it? There is an animal brain, but at the same time, sometimes it's hard to know what the right decision is. Maybe the right decision is to provide some content, cause some drama, and get the benefit. But at the same time something inside myself tells me it's not a good idea. Maybe that's cowardly of me. But, when I see the behavior of the patriots, I do believe in animal brain, but a side of me is telling me it's not the right decision. It smells awful in here.

Do you see this painting? Do you see this painting. These women are ugly. They are haggish. Very few people are going to find them attractive - and it will be hard for them to live in our society without feeling any guilt for how they look. To you: the audience, they are unsure. The woman here has a lazy eye, the woman here looks to the side - she is unsure. Yet, even she is unsure too - she looks to the side too. She does not look to the front. They are unconfident, they are unconfident. Yet, they are brave enough to be painted like this. They know they are unflattering to look at but they pose themselves to be painted. There is bravery here that some can't comprehend. From this angle, she looks at me and I know, she is unsure of herself. She knows that she is not someone who looks attractive, someone who will have tons of suitors for her, but here she is. Yet here she is. God, it smells like shit in here. They are unsure of themselves, maybe they think they are making the wrong decision, perhaps they are regretting being in that painting, but they are there. They are braving through insecurities they have to be here. And they are art. You know, I remember when Jimmy was first here. He said "if I had a face like that I would be sad, too." Obviously, they are sad, they aren't attractive, their social state is arguably lower. Yet, there's a certain bravery to be here that's not often displayed. And they made art, and now they look awkward, nervous. Not good at all.

Animal brain is necessary, but sometimes our animal brain tells us something that our normal brain can't manage, maybe - I would get further with some Oliver Dollars, maybe I could save myself? But, bullying Greg. It doesn't feel right in my heart. I know. It's the game, it's nothing personal. but it feels bad, it doesn't feel right. It makes me feel bad."

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Oliver kept coming in and interrupting his moment. TJ still had some hard feelings about Oliver trying to make him throw a cup of water on Greg for Oliver Dollars™ earlier that night, TJ had seen Tay do it for Oliver Dollars™ before him and felt bad for Greg, having a whole moment in the goon cave about it. Oliver's constant walking in and out of the room were too much to bear. TJ got up and kicked the wall a few times, then sat back down like nothing happened.

Here's the clip for those who missed it of earlier in the night where TJ reflects on his sidequest to hassle Greg. He didn't end up doing it. I didn't add the music or the end card, but it's funny so I'm not looking for another clip. Keep in mind this moment lasted for 12 minutes, you can watch the whole thing on ReactSimply's channel.

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Anyways, eventually TJ takes the painting to the Bedroom 3, while Tay and Shinji are indulging in some Japanese lessons in the adjacent Bunk. Shinji and Tay looked at it, then asserted that it was "creepy" and that TJ needed to get away from it. Tay implied that he was gooning to it, Shinji said "I can't jerk off with this. Horse porn or this? Which one to jerk off? I prefer horse porn more than this" which is very funny. Tay asks "Did you stare at it for too long or something? Did it suck you in?" TJ says "It's a good painting!" and Shinji immediately replies with "I don't think so." Oliver then walks in, takes the painting away and hides it in B2.

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After a while, Jet walks upstairs and pulls it into the basement while nobody's looking. This happened at 3:15 AM FT today, Day 33. Not to get too poetic here, but I think TJ was relating to the painting in some way. He's the one putting himself out there as a man of horrible standing, posing for the cameras and putting on a show. So in his drunkenness he had this weird moment where a 70s painting became his relic, kind of like Vance's baseball bat or Letty's dumbbell.


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Finally, here's Trisha admitting to eavesdropping ("'cause I mean, I heard you the whole time..."). Shinji says "We don't care about you jerk off in the restroom" and Trisha further questions the nature of TJ's obsession with the painting, "I don't know if you were like, obsessed with the titties, or..." Tay perks up with "We all said that, TJ!"

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[Mr Sister]

shinji was trying to get the best view of fatty and he said chris got 4 balls and called oliver over to see it too, fatty confirms he has 4 balls, is this possible?

they are talking about all his hanging pubic fat, it looks like a 2nd pair

 

[Blitzsneed]

Oliver kept coming in and interrupting his moment. TJ still had some hard feelings about Oliver trying to make him throw a cup of water on Greg for Oliver Dollars™ earlier that night, TJ had seen Tay do it for Oliver Dollars™ before him and felt bad for Greg, having a whole moment in the goon cave about it. Oliver's constant walking in and out of the room were too much to bear. TJ got up and kicked the wall a few times, then sat back down like nothing happened.

Here's the clip for those who missed it of earlier in the night where TJ reflects on his sidequest to hassle Greg. He didn't end up doing it. I didn't add the music or the end card, but it's funny so I'm not looking for another clip. Keep in mind this moment lasted for 12 minutes, you can watch the whole thing on ReactSimply's channel.

The confessional is still ongoing. Someone else joined now. Out of all the fish, TJ is the only one actually learning shit about himself and seems to gain the most out of the tank. Even if he may get eliminated, he gained life experience (and will get off the degenerate shit after he fucks Taylor ). If he will use it in his future endeavours is yet to be seen.

 

[luigismanslave]

The confessional is still ongoing. Someone else joined now. Out of all the fish, TJ is the only one actually learning shit about himself and seems to gain the most out of the tank. Even if he may get eliminated, he gained life experience (and will get off the degenerate shit after he fucks Taylor ). If he will use it in his future endeavours is yet to be seen.

this might just be TJ's big moment. He's managed to assert himself more but he needs to grab on to his pity for greg and become the defender of the weak- take silly mr. beast man under his wing and fight against the bullying. This could be the arc, the leadership role, It could roll him to victory

 

[curbside2]

That doesn't make any sense because Brian talked about Nina too and even Jezza during the fan reveal

The difference being Cole wielding it as a weapon.

 

[Aristides]

TJ downed a couple generous swigs off the handle of Tito's at 3:50PM FT in the afternoon. He didn't pay for it with chips or anything. This show is turning this sperg into an alcoholic. He walks into the bar and pulls the bottle from underneath the counter, taking one large swig right off of it. Tay looked at him mortified and went "But... TJ... I don't think... the... I thought we couldn't do that..." TJ replies with "You're an alcoholic, so it's just... one more pull" and took a second healthy swig. Oliver walked in and asked "What the hell are you doing," then Alex Stein said "You're allowed to have one or two each. You've gotta start moovin' and groovin'," So Oliver followed suit and had a swig as well, right off the bottle.

 

[Noble Redditor]

That doesn't make any sense because Brian talked about Nina too and even Jezza during the fan reveal

Coal was warned to not mention Nina and to not talk about season 1. Sam told him very clearly to not do it. He did it anyway, very defiantly, intentionally trying to piss production off by talking about things going on behind the scenes.

Who is Jezza?

 

[Aristides]

Who is Jezza?

Letty's psychotic ex who posted every nude photo he had of her to /tv/. See:

After Nina left and got her phone back, Jeremy deleted his Twitter account where he would say how much he loves her and how evil she is. I downloaded the two incredibly incriminating videos he took of himself where he tells everyone that he's still stalking her while she has a legal case against him and that he's had his fun posting on /tv/. If you're wondering where all those nudes on /tv/ came from, it was Jeremy.

 

[anliteralidiot]

TJ downed a couple generous swigs off the handle of Tito's at 3:50PM FT in the afternoon. He didn't pay for it with chips or anything. This show is turning this sperg into an alcoholic. He walks into the bar and pulls the bottle from underneath the counter, taking one large swig right off of it. Tay looked at him mortified and went "But... TJ... I don't think... the... I thought we couldn't do that..." TJ replies with "You're an alcoholic, so it's just... one more pull" and took a second healthy swig. Oliver walked in and asked "What the hell are you doing," then Alex Stein said "You're allowed to have one or two each. You've gotta start moovin' and groovin'," So Oliver followed suit and had a swig as well, right off the bottle.

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Chad move from TJ. He's truly growing, and taking initiative.

 

[retard strength II]

"Greg wakes up like a Bethesda NPC"

 

[unclejeb1861]

TJ downed a couple generous swigs off the handle of Tito's at 3:50PM FT in the afternoon. He didn't pay for it with chips or anything. This show is turning this sperg into an alcoholic. He walks into the bar and pulls the bottle from underneath the counter, taking one large swig right off of it. Tay looked at him mortified and went "But... TJ... I don't think... the... I thought we couldn't do that..." TJ replies with "You're an alcoholic, so it's just... one more pull" and took a second healthy swig. Oliver walked in and asked "What the hell are you doing," then Alex Stein said "You're allowed to have one or two each. You've gotta start moovin' and groovin'," So Oliver followed suit and had a swig as well, right off the bottle.

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Worth noting TJ was provided the handle of Tito's by Jet. Presumably to play off of Jet extensively trying to tell TJ to drink in moderation last night. Could also be because TJ is like Bradley Cooper in Limitless only instead of a miracle drug to access his full brain it's booze.

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

Greg beatboxing as Alex and TJ have a rap battle beef.

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Fatty destroying the house after Jet and Ben stole his weed.

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Hopefully a shard of wood caked in Fatty's feces jams deep into his ankle, causing his pre-diabetic body to get a staph infection that rapidly develops into cellulitis and then gangrene. As he lies alone in B3, he dies like Gregor Samsa, while the sounds of the fish and freeloaders playing a fun challenge ring in the background. A hideous beast, alone and unloved.

...Too dark?

 

[CoolFool]

Jimmy is disputing the DA account with his weird NSFW images. To give the benefit of the doubt, he does show that that the account was being updated and liking other weird art while he was on the show and had no internet access, so maybe he's telling the truth. https://nitter.net/pootwiddlius/status/1748258601679163624#m

That said, I haven't seen Jimmy try to deny the femboy allegations.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

TJ hid a bottle of titos in the attic and took a heavy pull from it just now

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

Around the time of the screenshot quoted above, TJ was just drunk enough to be coherent and ramble about his current state in the show, it was his biggest single speech so far. In Bedroom 2, Trisha is up and eavesdropped the whole rant thanks to the hole in the door. TJ picked up that freaky painting with the two sad women and started talking about it. I would highly recommend reading the whole thing because it's very funny.

Once Sam sees the monologue about the painting and everything that followed, he's going to love it. I kind of think this is the stuff that he's going for that's been lacking from the fishtank experience.

That painting moved to the basement because it's going to make a reappearance. It's Chekov's Gun for the TJ arc now. Unless the wiggers fuck it up, which is high probability. I don't think Jet and company know the definition of pathos and bathos, much less how to play around with it for comedic and dramatic effect.

 

[Aristides]

In Bedroom 2, Ben gathers all the freeloaders, admonishes them for just hanging out instead of bothering the fish and tells them to "come up with a plan collectively to make the fish's lives hell." They're supposed to stand in front of the camera and spell out their plan once they think it up. If the plan is good, a member of production will come up and tell them so, otherwise that won't happen and they are to keep thinking. So they're stuck in B2 until they figure it out, I guess.



Meanwhile, downstairs, a TTS comes in asking the fish for a group photo of the final four. TJ suggests they do it in the Bar.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

In Bedroom 2, Ben gathers all the freeloaders, admonishes them for just hanging out instead of bothering the fish and tells them to "come up with a plan collectively to make the fish's lives hell." They're supposed to stand in front of the camera and spell out their plan once they think it up. If the plan is good, a member of production will come up and tell them so, otherwise that won't happen and they are to keep thinking. So they're stuck in B2 until they figure it out, I guess.

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Meanwhile, downstairs, a TTS comes in asking the fish for a group photo of the final four. TJ suggests they do it in the Bar.

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the art wall is such a great addition to the set. they should encourage more art this and next season.