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A decently popular e-thot/fitness influencer, Nami.Mommy, is at the tank. I don't know if she's a freeloader or Shinji's date, either way Shinji should be happy because she's pretty and tomboyish. I'm sure TJ will also simp.

I only know about her because she was involved in a deathfat controversy, she made some fatty cry. If interested, here's a video about it that also shows what Nami.Mommy is like:

edit: lol TJ is already simping hard. Sam took him aside and criticized him for going up to her and saying "Hey how are you doing?" and says he shouldn't use such cliched questions.
 
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Sam told TJ that if he were to reach out to Taylor after the Tank that he shouldn't open with, "Hope you're doing well." It's not how I open conversation but can someone tell me the issue with using it as an opener?
 
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curbside2 said:
Sam told TJ that if he were to reach out to Taylor after the Tank that he shouldn't open with, "Hope you're doing well." It's not how I open conversation but can someone tell me the issue with using it as an opener?
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Just get to the point and ask her on a date. They've already met. She either likes him or doesn't. No amount of small talk over text is going to change that.

"Hey it was nice meeting you on the show. Looking forward to catching up. When are you free to grab drinks?"
 
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curbside2 said:
Sam told TJ that if he were to reach out to Taylor after the Tank that he shouldn't open with, "Hope you're doing well." It's not how I open conversation but can someone tell me the issue with using it as an opener?
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idk what sams problem with it is but its kind of a non-opener. ask yourself what youre setting them up for. the natural response is "im good, thanks" or something like that. that is not a good start to a conversation.
 
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curbside2 said:
Sam told TJ that if he were to reach out to Taylor after the Tank that he shouldn't open with, "Hope you're doing well." It's not how I open conversation but can someone tell me the issue with using it as an opener?
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It's a conversation killer if you don't know someone that well and/or suck at socializing, which TJ definitely does. Most people are just going to respond with "I'm good, you?" and then you'll say "Me too, thanks." It's useless small talk. Much better to open with something the other person can actually respond to and keep the conversation flowing when you're trying to get to know someone.

In TJ's case, he's already talked to Taylor a lot on the tank so he'll look like a loser if he just tries to stick with safe small talk.
 
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Sam told TJ that if he were to reach out to Taylor after the Tank that he shouldn't open with, "Hope you're doing well." It's not how I open conversation but can someone tell me the issue with using it as an opener?
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Remember what happened when TJ went on a "date" early into the season? I don't remember which girl he was paired with but I think it was Tay. He had a bunch of great questions to ask her but went nowhere with it. She'd answer a question and he'd move to the next without any follow up.
 
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Talent show. Everyone has to show off a personal talent.

- Alex does freestyle rap with Greg beatboxing in the background. It's alright, decently funny.
- Oliver is next. He throws paper balls into a bucket. He misses most of them.
- Danye does a weird march, it's not good or worth watching.
- Shinji is next. He makes his fingers move like tentacles. He then does his "HAGINA" and other comedy bits that you've already seen.
- Greg is next. He shows how he can whistle in 4 different ways.
- Fatty sings. If you've heard him sing before then you already know how it is.
- Trish shows off a drawing she did in 5 minutes, it's eyeballs. It looks okay.
- Tay is next, she does some weird knot trick with a rubber band? Idk, it's not cool
- TJ is next. Sam whispers something to him. LOL he does the same tribute screaming native dance he did for Fatty the other night. Cringe, but also impressive with the energy he's bringing while clearly kinda drunk. Jackie (Nami.Mommy) asks "...Is this his mating dance?"

Talent show is over. Sam tells Greg to give Jackie a tour of the house. Sam gives Trish 5 white trashbags and tells her and Oliver to make Jackie an outfit out of it. Also, Frank is back in the tank.

Greg explains to Jackie that he's staying until Sunday. Jackie says she's only supposed to be here for a day but she would like to stay longer. Jackie says she's a huge fan of Fish Tank.
 
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Greg explains to Jackie that he's staying until Sunday. Jackie says she's only supposed to be here for a day but she would like to stay longer. Jackie says she's a huge fan of Fish Tank.
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Sounds like she might be the one who bought the Shinji date, then? Huge Fishtank fan, supposed to stay for a day, fairly popular on social media, has OF.
 
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Sam suffering a consent accident:

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I like watching Jackie talk to Greg in B1. They're so opposite each other it's like watching someone make first contact with aliens from either perspective. The only common denominator is that they both spend too much time on the internet.
 
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