Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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No idea how that works. Holy crap, so he gets 1400 from people a month?! What the shit? As well as free food delivered to him. And free shit for recording better videos. Why do people give this prick shit?
This is the number one thing that the people who hate Cobes on Reddit seem to seethe about. You guys really are jealous lmao.

Say what you will, but the guy is a source of nearly endless entertainment and I think he more than deserves it, especially if you factor in how much he's fucked with.

Edit: I also wanted to mention that all the people getting mad about this must be poor as shit because $1400 is fucking nothing.
 
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This is the number one thing that the people who hate Cobes on Reddit seem to seethe about. You guys really are jealous lmao.

Say what you will, but the guy is a source of nearly endless entertainment and I think he more than deserves it, especially if you factor in how much he's fucked with.
I've said it before but people who are jealous of Josh are deluded. They see how he lives. They see how miserable he is. Whatever comfort his retard stipend affords him doesn't do him any good. His teeth are rotting out of his mouth and he spends his days lonely and drunk, jabbering at an audience of jeering voyeurs who bounce between hating him and viewing him as a wretched circus animal. I truly could not have more contempt for Cobra A-logs.
 
You know the minute he croaks they will flood the various places that discuss Cobra with posts about how he really wasn't that bad of a guy and how Clint should have done more.
You can bet the very cunt who bought him liquor to try to kill him will wail about "HOW COULD THE KIWI FARMS DO THIS REEEEEEE?"
Why do people give this prick shit?
"Why do retards act retarded?" :thinking:
 
Because they want their little shenanigans in a Bitesize video. TBH I feel like if Bitesize and their ilk didnt show shit like that it wouldnt be so prevalent.
Nobody should give him shit till he turns on TTS
This. It’s all about having their 15 minutes of fame and internet clout with their friends “I was the one who sent him that sauce sandwich order!” And then they get updoots and internet hi-fives
 
No idea how that works. Holy crap, so he gets 1400 from people a month?! What the shit? As well as free food delivered to him. And free shit for recording better videos. Why do people give this prick shit?
YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO MY BAND! YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO MY BAAAAND!
 
Bitesize documents.
Boglim Chronicles is the sellout cunt with w e e n comments.
BC does near-daily uploads which provides a nice running coverage of the boglim's activities, even if he and his audience are pretty gay. Its like how you can still glean something useful from the lugenpress if you read it critically.

A couple months back BC's editorializing within his vids was goddam insufferable, though.
 
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This. It’s all about having their 15 minutes of fame and internet clout with their friends “I was the one who sent him that sauce sandwich order!” And then they get updoots and internet hi-fives
Yeah this is exactly it. I joined that Discord server that is linked in the Boglim Reddit and it's filled with people bragging about texting him non-stop and sending him shit. The guy who spent $200-$300 on a Door Dash order is in there and was posting the receipt for the order like it was a badge of honor to spend that much to troll some retard.
It's unironically TikTok zoomers migrating out to other lolcows from people like Larson. You ask any of them in there how long they've been watching and most will tell you they just started within the last year.
I normally think gate keeping is fucking stupid but Josh could unironically use some gate keeping. The amount of people with ill intent and completely insane views on Josh is reaching DSP levels.
 
I joined that Discord server that is linked in the Boglim Reddit and it's filled with people bragging about texting him non-stop and sending him shit. The guy who spent $200-$300 on a Door Dash order is in there and was posting the receipt for the order like it was a badge of honor to spend that much to troll some retard.
Should export the server and upload it here and let us clip out and shame the retards.
 
Yeah this is exactly it. I joined that Discord server that is linked in the Boglim Reddit and it's filled with people bragging about texting him non-stop and sending him shit. The guy who spent $200-$300 on a Door Dash order is in there and was posting the receipt for the order like it was a badge of honor to spend that much to troll some retard.
It's unironically TikTok zoomers migrating out to other lolcows from people like Larson. You ask any of them in there how long they've been watching and most will tell you they just started within the last year.
I normally think gate keeping is fucking stupid but Josh could unironically use some gate keeping. The amount of people with ill intent and completely insane views on Josh is reaching DSP levels.
If you could dig out some of the most insane and embarrassing gems from that discord (or let us do it) it would be perfect content for the underrated reddit alog thread. Between /r/theboglim and /r/kingcobrajfs there is enough gold to go around.
 
Yeah this is exactly it. I joined that Discord server that is linked in the Boglim Reddit and it's filled with people bragging about texting him non-stop and sending him shit. The guy who spent $200-$300 on a Door Dash order is in there and was posting the receipt for the order like it was a badge of honor to spend that much to troll some retard.
It's unironically TikTok zoomers migrating out to other lolcows from people like Larson. You ask any of them in there how long they've been watching and most will tell you they just started within the last year.
I normally think gate keeping is fucking stupid but Josh could unironically use some gate keeping. The amount of people with ill intent and completely insane views on Josh is reaching DSP levels.
People bitched about gatekeepers and now it’s commonplace and widely accepted in most circles other than here to report his channel to take it down and get him banned. I agree with Blue M and Sicko Hunter this is ripe for our A-log thread pls export
 
compelled to agree. Dude needs to dry out and stay dry. I don't think he's drinking for fun anymore.
He needs to slowly ween himself off liquor or the DTs he’s experiencing are going to give him wet brain. At this point if he quit cold turkey he’d become a vegetable and I know we like to all joke about it not making much of a difference seeing as he has the cognitive functions of a fucking ball peen hammer but his ability to think coherently can get much, much worse.
 
He needs to slowly ween himself off liquor or the DTs he’s experiencing are going to give him wet brain. At this point if he quit cold turkey he’d become a vegetable and I know we like to all joke about it not making much of a difference seeing as he has the cognitive functions of a fucking ball peen hammer but his ability to think coherently can get much, much worse.
I honestly don't know if he's deficient in thiamine even with the heavy drinking. Josh isn't the type that eats nothing and just gets all of his calories from alcohol. Or at least he hasn't been in the past.

Definitely a good idea to taper down if you're drinking handles of vodka though. Alcohol, benzos and barbituates are the only withdrawal syndromes that can be deadly on their own.

Also lol that he misspelled "feel" but got hydrate and drinking right.
 
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