I found the video and you summarized it way more accurately then me. Josh found a baby bird he says had fallen out of the nest and was hopping around a busy parking lot, tried feeding it but it wouldn't eat so then he decided to run it over because he assumed it was going already going to be run over since it was alone and presumably injured from falling out of the nest. More fucked up then I remember it being.
Yeah, he's genuinely a shitty human being. A lot of people say his stories are him being a try hard but I really do think there's a lot of truth to them. He very well could have probably looked after the bird and called animal control. If it was hopping around it was probably fine, and duster for brain was probably thinking it not eating Doritos meant it wasn't going to eat at all. I genuinely do not like him myself, I don't contribute and buy him shit. But him bitching about how someone bought him fried and nuggets from Wendy's and didn't buy him a drink but gave him a straw really shows he's a brat.
Josh being a shitty person (shitty compared to normal people pretty tame compared to many other lolcows) does not affect my ability to laugh at him. I don't follow lolcows because they are morally upstanding citizens doing good deeds around their community. That being said I don't think he was killing that bird sadistically. I think in his warped retard mind he was actually sparing it.
Whatever happened to Cobra's bike? He used to scoot around town all the time.
He fucked it all up by buying a terrible wish.com conversion kit to add a motor to his bike and never put it back together correctly so the chain would always slip off after a few pedals and then it got a flat tire which is way too difficult to fix so he paid a shop to do it. After riding it to a friends house "it was popped again" so he took his knife to the tire and then rode it home on the bare rim guaranteeing it was perma fucked.
It’s mostly fine now it just sits in his room leaned against the wall with a popped tire. He didn’t know how to use the patch kit so he just went
and gave up riding bike forever. Weather no longer permits, he is no longer the rocka, the rolla, the out-of-controlla.
There's also the issue that the apartment complex he's living in his way more detached from Casper and stores then his old place was. He has way less places to ride to. His old apartment was in "downtown" Casper. His new one is in a much more suburban area.It’s mostly fine now it just sits in his room leaned against the wall with a popped tire. He didn’t know how to use the patch kit so he just went
He also has been banned from some of the closer places, so between trolls, paypigs, alcoholism, and distance we get no more of that good kino.
"I'll just pour some vodka on it, see vodka is medicinal toobz, twu."
Just pour? Cobra is a (vodka) wealthy man, he can afford to fill a pot with it and soak his foot. Still good after because it's alcohol dood.
It’s not that far away. I think he’s just too lazy to drive to any store
Kek, reminds me of that dumb ball contact ball he used to use to show how magical he is.
I think a "fan" sent him that ball. Which is a great gift for a dark wizard like Josh.
The paypigs will make sure he doesn't have to put any effort into anything. They could put the money to good use, like waving cash around above homeboy scotty's grave and luring his corpse to the cobra lair.
Yeah? The retarded guy could have done this or even thought to?
