Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Slim Boglim]

There's a video of it. He's standing there with his bike and is showing the injured bird and talking about mercy killing it.

If there was it would have been posted all over Reddit weekly by now. But there’s a chance I’m wrong in which case you can post it here

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

If we are to ever have a cow crossover with Cobes, it should involve Dragonlordfrodo. The two of them have almost everything in common. Although I don't think either one of their tard hovels could contain their combined tard rage.

 

[bonified retard]

If we are to ever have a cow crossover with Cobes, it should involve Dragonlordfrodo. The two of them have almost everything in common. Although I don't think either one of their tard hovels could contain their combined tard rage.

They already have history. People used to troll dlf about cobra all the time. He even reviewed one of Josh's wands.

https://youtu.be/QvkdXGBPgAE?si=8QxS6Nw77dE_u98P

 

['Ole Dente]

They already have history. People used to troll dlf about cobra all the time. He even reviewed one of Josh's wands.

https://youtu.be/QvkdXGBPgAE?si=8QxS6Nw77dE_u98P

Choice quotes from this one:


“As dumb as his wands are, he likes doing it and he actually makes money doing this. I don’t blame him, he sells his shit and he makes his shit, good for him. The wands are his bathwater, okay? They are dumb and the people who buy them are the real dumb ones. Why the FUCK would you buy his wands? Do you know what this thing is? It’s a TWIG that he found on the sidewalk, that he painted.”

“Hey what if KingCobraJFS tried selling his own bathwater? Spicehead Bathwater!”

*Proceeds to play YYZ with the wand*

“It’s a certificate of authenticity from KANGCobraJFS. Here’s your…BLAAAAAACCCCCCKK WWWWWAAAAAAMNNNND!”

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I think this just needs to be said fuck rape, fuck mass shootings, fuck sexism in all forms, fuck double standards in our society and fuck sickos for that matter.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

video update for you cool cobras, at least one of those handles of fleshmensh is nearly empty already twu

edit: its empty now lmao

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Those bottles of vodka is one of the crueler deliveries. Cobes gets pissed off at the silly deliveries like cat food and sauce sandwiches but fully embraces the most evil ones. It's mind bogliming.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

video update for you cool cobras, at least one of those handles of fleshmensh is nearly empty already twu

edit: its empty now lmao

He really thinks he's a master brewer now, honestly it's always a source of amusement to me when Cow's think they have instant mastery of anything they try.

 

[Captain Ahab]

A nice and healthy serving of vitamin V

 

[eaglesfan665]

Those bottles of vodka is one of the crueler deliveries. Cobes gets pissed off at the silly deliveries like cat food and sauce sandwiches but fully embraces the most evil ones. It's mind bogliming.

dude leave him alone, he's autistic and he drinks because he likes it and it makes him feel good (it's a want not a need), he also hasn't done duster in over 3 (count 'em) hours ...ergh... I mean months!! some of cobra's trolls need to get a life!!!!!

 

[Sicko Hunter]

A nice and healthy serving of vitamin V
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this video was uploaded at 2:59 in the afternoon btw.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

A nice and healthy serving of vitamin V
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He poured about an inch there, I used to have the same glass and that looks like about an inch or pretty close to it.

 

[Molly Millions]

I cringed when I heard him say that someone sent him four bottles of vodka. A physical cringe. Half gallons too, not fifths going by the gif. Cobes is too stupid to realize that he was just given a bag of hand grenades.

There's no getting off this train we're on
There's nothing we can do to help
Let's just enjoy the show

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

this video was uploaded at 2:59 in the afternoon btw.

at 49 minutes he claims its 5 in the morning

 

[Captain Ahab]

“We have a lot in common. We both went through a six year dry spell. We both were told no by everyone we liked growing up. We both like snakes. We both like to drink.”

Gee, what a coincidence, Josh. This imbecile is getting finessed by a crackhead, and he can’t even he see it.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This is a good video. Half way though and we have a delicious beer mixed with vodka drink combo, a nice overview of the Cobra Cult religion (believe in your self dood), and a lengthy description of the clock tower dream house which will be built once Cobra's magic wins the lottery for him.

TMDWU

 

[Big Sneed]

So Jord is really going with the "cellphones are weaker than usual". Never change bud

 

[Sicko Hunter]

So Jord is really going with the "cellphones are weaker than usual". Never change bud

The night he broke it he created a conspiracy theory that the phone companies were making phones weaker on purpose to scam people

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

I've perfected fuck Jeffrey Epstein my wine

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

The night he broke it he created a conspiracy theory that the phone companies were making phones weaker on purpose to scam people

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