Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I thought he found it in the parking lot of Wendy's before or after a shift. Also, I could've sworn he said some shit about thinking it fell out of it's nest, the veterinarian that he is deemed the bird a lost cause, and he "squished" it backing over it with his "chopper." For some reason that last detail I feel I've recalled correctly, because I remember it being weird that he would back over the thing. I'm an alcoholic too, so my brain is probably fried worse than his.
I found the video and you summarized it way more accurately then me. Josh found a baby bird he says had fallen out of the nest and was hopping around a busy parking lot, tried feeding it but it wouldn't eat so then he decided to run it over because he assumed it was going already going to be run over since it was alone and presumably injured from falling out of the nest. More fucked up then I remember it being.
 
I found the video and you summarized it way more accurately then me. Josh found a baby bird he says had fallen out of the nest and was hopping around a busy parking lot, tried feeding it but it wouldn't eat so then he decided to run it over because he assumed it was going already going to be run over since it was alone and presumably injured from falling out of the nest. More fucked up then I remember it being.
Yeah, he's genuinely a shitty human being. A lot of people say his stories are him being a try hard but I really do think there's a lot of truth to them. He very well could have probably looked after the bird and called animal control. If it was hopping around it was probably fine, and duster for brain was probably thinking it not eating Doritos meant it wasn't going to eat at all. I genuinely do not like him myself, I don't contribute and buy him shit. But him bitching about how someone bought him fried and nuggets from Wendy's and didn't buy him a drink but gave him a straw really shows he's a brat.
 
I recreated it in this meme video a while ago
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Yeah, he's genuinely a shitty human being. A lot of people say his stories are him being a try hard but I really do think there's a lot of truth to them. He very well could have probably looked after the bird and called animal control. If it was hopping around it was probably fine, and duster for brain was probably thinking it not eating Doritos meant it wasn't going to eat at all. I genuinely do not like him myself, I don't contribute and buy him shit. But him bitching about how someone bought him fried and nuggets from Wendy's and didn't buy him a drink but gave him a straw really shows he's a brat.
Josh being a shitty person (shitty compared to normal people pretty tame compared to many other lolcows) does not affect my ability to laugh at him. I don't follow lolcows because they are morally upstanding citizens doing good deeds around their community. That being said I don't think he was killing that bird sadistically. I think in his warped retard mind he was actually sparing it.
 
Whatever happened to Cobra's bike?
He fucked it all up by buying a terrible wish.com conversion kit to add a motor to his bike and never put it back together correctly so the chain would always slip off after a few pedals and then it got a flat tire which is way too difficult to fix so he paid a shop to do it. After riding it to a friends house "it was popped again" so he took his knife to the tire and then rode it home on the bare rim guaranteeing it was perma fucked.
 
He fucked it all up by buying a terrible wish.com conversion kit to add a motor to his bike and never put it back together correctly so the chain would always slip off after a few pedals and then it got a flat tire which is way too difficult to fix so he paid a shop to do it. After riding it to a friends house "it was popped again" so he took his knife to the tire and then rode it home on the bare rim guaranteeing it was perma fucked.
It’s mostly fine now it just sits in his room leaned against the wall with a popped tire. He didn’t know how to use the patch kit so he just went 🤷‍♂️ and gave up riding bike forever. Weather no longer permits, he is no longer the rocka, the rolla, the out-of-controlla.
 
It’s mostly fine now it just sits in his room leaned against the wall with a popped tire. He didn’t know how to use the patch kit so he just went 🤷‍♂️ and gave up riding bike forever. Weather no longer permits, he is no longer the rocka, the rolla, the out-of-controlla.
There's also the issue that the apartment complex he's living in his way more detached from Casper and stores then his old place was. He has way less places to ride to. His old apartment was in "downtown" Casper. His new one is in a much more suburban area.
 
There's also the issue that the apartment complex he's living in his way more detached from Casper and stores then his old place was. He has way less places to ride to. His old apartment was in "downtown" Casper. His new one is in a much more suburban area.
He also has been banned from some of the closer places, so between trolls, paypigs, alcoholism, and distance we get no more of that good kino. :(

I'd love to hear what stories he would come up with now while out snipe hunting and making food hacks in a truck stop microwave.
 
This is a good video. Half way though and we have a delicious beer mixed with vodka drink combo, a nice overview of the Cobra Cult religion (believe in your self dood), and a lengthy description of the clock tower dream house which will be built once Cobra's magic wins the lottery for him.

TMDWU

Bacon bacon nacho double cheeseburger mental loop coming in real nice toobz
 
He fucked it all up by buying a terrible wish.com conversion kit to add a motor to his bike and never put it back together correctly so the chain would always slip off after a few pedals and then it got a flat tire which is way too difficult to fix so he paid a shop to do it. After riding it to a friends house "it was popped again" so he took his knife to the tire and then rode it home on the bare rim guaranteeing it was perma fucked.

What an idiot. Should just use his magic to fix the bike.
 
"I'll just pour some vodka on it, see vodka is medicinal toobz, twu."

You know what I can honestly see him saying that, oddly while any alcohol can clean a wound only clear unadulterated alcohol over about 45% is considered sterile (the standard is far higher for surgical / IPA over 90% at a minimum). Vodka normally is about 35% on average, and the cheaper ones tend to be worse on Alcohol percentage down to as low as %20. Looking up that stuff he got gifted it seems to be 35% standard so while he might try it once it wont kill the more extreeme things that he could get infected with, an knowing him he will do it with something in it leading to food for infections as well.
 
There's also the issue that the apartment complex he's living in his way more detached from Casper and stores then his old place was. He has way less places to ride to. His old apartment was in "downtown" Casper. His new one is in a much more suburban area.
It’s not that far away. I think he’s just too lazy to drive to any store
 
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