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Holy shit his lame little forum has absolutely nothing but troll posts on it. Is Lucas really so retarded that he didn't expect this to happen or was this a 4D chess move to grab IPs to give to Elliot Fong Jones? I mean it looks like he hasn't even made any effort to remove any troll posts.
 
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Jimmy Hopkins said:
Holy shit his lame little forum has absolutely nothing but troll posts on it. Is Lucas really so retarded that he didn't expect this to happen or was this a 4D chess move to grab IPs to give to Elliot Fong Jones? I mean it looks like he hasn't even made any effort to remove any troll posts.
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pretty sure liz is no longer besties with keffals, something about being assmad over keffals taking all the credit for dropkiwifarms
 
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Menachem Sneedson said:
pretty sure liz is no longer besties with keffals, something about being assmad over keffals taking all the credit for dropkiwifarms
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Iirc he still had positive things to say about Elliot in the slop article a few months ago that mentioned Katherine Lorelei. Maybe I'm just a schizo, but Lucas could try and weaponize the info on his own or with the help of his discord kittens buddies.

Probably unlikely, either way he looks just as retarded for starting this retarded wiki/forum that will be forgotten in 3 weeks tops.
 
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Jimmy Hopkins said:
Is Lucas really so retarded that he didn't expect this to happen or was this a 4D chess move to grab IPs to give to Elliot Fong Jones? I mean it looks like he hasn't even made any effort to remove any troll posts.
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I'm going to be slightly optimistic and assume it wasn't some 4d chess trickery but a sincere attempt at stroking his own ego by getting his followers to circlejerk him.
I guess I just don't see the end game in grabbing the IPs of the 2-5 Soyteens retarded enough to troll the sites without using a VPN, not to mention the potential for friendly-fire if Lucas released the IPs of everyone who accessed the site.
I also agree with some other Kiwis that it's likely the trolling on the forum isn't being dealt with since Keffals is the sole admin, whereas the main wiki had the accidental admin who happened to be a Keffals fart huffer, plus it gives him lots of ammo to cry about cyberbullying and twansphobes.
 
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99% of the time even if you get someone's IP address, realistically what are you going to do with it? Spend your entire tugboat on a private detective to investigate that state/city/neighborhood to find the dang dirty troll? And then what? Do a Greta Gustava door-knock? I wouldn't worry about it. After @Winter dunked on Keffals with a dox flipperooni the Catboy Ranchers aren't going to do shit with IPs even if they bothered to scrape them.

I would still hide behind no less than 7 proxies or use your hated zoomer nephew's Fortnite machine to access any shithole website Lucas claims to own though.
 
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Mark me late but Lucas must still be extremely butthurt that his retarded Chris Chan shill didn't make the front page of the Kiwi Farms.
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The enuch queen has only had "success" with drama farming. What things has clara done successfully VS the actions being a KefFAILure?

Interviewing Ms. Jesus-chan is exploitative. When the audience for your content is concerned about abusive actions of the vulnerable

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Keffal Farms is now official.
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And may the people who pointed out how Clara is acting like kiwifarms take this creation along with the deadnaming of the Elfneeha! and remind people of how Clara lacks the testicular fortitude of their own convictions.

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Can we get a poll going? Much like how Lucas skin-walks as his mother, he's now skin-walking as Null. I can see what's happening, but my question is why?

:optimistic: Heeding the words of his favorite streamer, Luke decided to bring Jewsh's vision into reality and administer his own gossip forum/archive.

:lunacy: Lucas wants to scrape the IP's of his friends and trolls alike to use as blackmail on a later date.

:politisperg: Luke wants to once again cry victim and monetize a crusade about how the KiwiFarms is brigading the upstart project of a poor trans wahman.
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Why? For the ha-ha's. Queen Clara the eunuch findom might think this was a good idea but this forum/wiki project will need a staff to have enough moderation for it not to blow up in Clara's face.

The longer it stays up with moderation means Clara will shitpost things that would get a ban-hammer elsewhere and here + other places will point and laugh. Especially once the hosting/banking gets pulled for the AUP violations.

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I'm going to be slightly optimistic and assume it wasn't some 4d chess trickery but a sincere attempt at stroking his own ego by getting his followers to circlejerk him.
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There is a quote about attempts at online humor has a history of coming across as an asshole more often than not.

Queen Clara the eunuch findom being lazy found out Ms. Jesus-chan's online history of wiki -> forum and thought it would be funny to put up a wiki and then a forum.

And for the purposes of this thread it HAS been funny. Because it is a KefFAILure of a venture.

And it will be doomed because running such needs technical talent and moderation talent. Having a group of followers who, as a grouping, are thin skinned as moderators means they will burn out and eventually the pool will be fished out of suckers.

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it gives him lots of ammo to cry about cyberbullying and twansphobes.
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Yes, it will produce "content" but it is not good content. Bitching about the self inflicted wound isn't gonna lead to any meaningful rise in subscriptions in the long run.
 
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99% of the time even if you get someone's IP address, realistically what are you going to do with it? Spend your entire tugboat on a private detective to investigate that state/city/neighborhood to find the dang dirty troll? And then what? Do a Greta Gustava door-knock? I wouldn't worry about it. After @Winter dunked on Keffals with a dox flipperooni the Catboy Ranchers aren't going to do shit with IPs even if they bothered to scrape them.
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My ISP has broken GeoIP so most of the time it sets my location halfway across the state lol. It's funny except for when you are trying to get the weather on Google and it keeps giving weather for the middle of nowhere.
 
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Keffals made fun of Null with removing moderators from the DSP board after having a cabal of off-site users forming a clique that openly despised him.

Keffalfarms is unmoderated and has a cabal of off-site users forming a clique that openly despises Keffals.
 
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Wigglerpedia/Keffal Farms Update​
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On the Wigglerpedia home page, it appears that the link to the Keffal Farms Forum has been completely removed. This is sort of confirms my suspicion that only Lucas can mod the forum, so the best the wiki jannies can do is prevent people from going there. :story:
Of course, I'll also point out those wiki jannies were the ones who initially linked the forum, which was more or less a red carpet invitation to shitpost. What an absolutely hilarious disaster this has been.
As for the Keffal Farm Forum itself, just because the Wigglerpedia homepage doesn't have a direct link, it doesn't mean you can't access the forum. To go to the forum directly, just use the address www.keffalwiki.net/forum and you're set. Let's check in on the forum:
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The shitposting still was going strong from last night. At a certain point some guest completely shits up the place with 30 pages of Nikocado Avocado porn threads:
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Here's the content of those Nikocado threads for archival purposes:
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