"I didn't know it was coming with the chicken wings" holy crap he's such a terrible liar. Everyone already pointed out that it was an upcharge. And then he says everyone throws away food and if you don;t your a liar. FUCK YOU, I almost never throw out food because I'm not always making double or triple batches of inedible crap.
Tammy is willingly imprisoned in her own personal hell, and honestly, she deserves every minute of it.
That bit where he says his day job is editing and filming and shit? No that's a larp. Unless you get PAID to do it, it's not a job.
I kinda get it that Fatty can't shovel anything with his gimp leg, gimp arm and gimp brain. But why the fuck can't Jr get off his fat wigger ass and shovel the damn snow? It's not like he has an important career or anything important to do. Guess it just goes to show that Jr hates women like his father does.
Yeah wasting food is not something we tend to do because... you paid for it and what's the point of paying for something you're not going to eat.
That sounds intriguing and horrifying.
LMAOOOOOO Jack used the bathroom after two people fucked.
No way, he needs to keep hitting up those handicapped spots all winter long. I'd give up the entire right side of my body ... face included, to see Jagoff slip on some ice and end up on his back like an overturned, struggling tortoise. It honestly couldn't happen to a nicer guy
...How does Jack wipe?
I will use the handicap stall if the other toilets are full. I'm not going to sit there and watch it sit empty on the off chance that you roll into the restroom. If it's temporarily full while I'm taking care of my business then you can sit tight in your scootie puff and seethe.
Gotta think like a crippled mushbrain. He probably didn't go to take a shit. Does Fatty look like he can use a urinal? He probably went to take a leak by himself since he's only got to vaguely aim his crotch in the direction of the toilet and maybe hold the gunt out of the way with his good arm. If he can actually use the handles in the handicap shitter to prop himself up long enough, he's likely just leaning forward over the toilet to piss.
A highly political movie about astronauts and cosmonauts trying to kill each other cause the US and Russia went to war, and both countries need control of the International Space Station (ISS).
