Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

just want to declare the elaphant in the room that a new shmorky documentary had dropped and it is really one of my favorites, and its not because of how he added by gif at the end (thanks btw) heres the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld1a99DMUU0&pp=ygUHc2htb3JreQ==

and just to think that people forgot about him.
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Sorry to necro this (sorta) but I was randomly doing some digging today on Shmorky. I found a few things that reinforce that he's still alive, granted I couldn't find activity from him anywhere.

First off, I found the address 5350 AUGUST ST, PHILADELPHIA, PA, 19137. Looking into it, I see it's been owned by the same person (some random Asian dude) since 2005. I expect my report may be off a touch because it shows he was a resident from 5/1/2005 - 12/13/2023. That same address shows 2 other residents - one of which is a 30 year old furry, genderspecial, who likes to talk about fisting on Reddit, and also used to make Soundcloud music (that honestly isn't the worst thing I've heard) and the other is a 70 year old man. Looking at the street view using Zillow I could easily see this being turned into a duplex, so I expect one of two things:

1) Shmorky has a roommate that is around 13 years younger than him who appears to share some of the same proclivities (God help the other tenant)
2) The address is flat out wrong

I also verified that the phone number for Shmorky is still active as of this month. His LLC was also still active until 2021.

Needless to say, I don't think he killed himself, nor do I think he's in (or was in) some sort of hospital. Sorry if I'm late on all this.
 
People are saying on his sandypants profile that he was last seen posting on February 11, does this mean his account was hacked? I can't find the post and I might be out of the loop here but just wanted to let this out there.
Most likely hacked, there doesn't seem to be any activity on other accounts. 3 comments were posted on this profile https://www.deviantart.com/inspector69 but it's an mostly empty account with 3 favorites on it.
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I hope so. She was honestly really cool and fun to talk to when she was medicated/not having delusions.
I really liked her writing style and the way that, unlike most females, she actually had a real skill at invective. I hope she's doing okay. I'd never stick my dick in crazy THAT crazy, but she'd definitely be friend material.
 
Special treat for kiwifarmers!
I was at Epsteins Island recently and he said "Hey, Coolio55! Check out my collection of rare Sandy Pants! (Me)Woah! Cool! (Epstein)You won't LimeWire them to other people, will you? (Me)No way Jeffrey!" and then I illicitly copied them onto my CD of Beatles MP3s.
Some have possibly been posted before but most of these belong in a lost media video essay.
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BONUS: I also found all these ancient parody comics by someone else and they're pretty lol.
(In media res future spoiler: Pretty sure this guy's also goon. He's friends with Dave.)
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Those comics were pretty "kooky"! I wonder where he is n-
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E: Turns out that second guy was in this thread before. Just pretend I've dug up some major dirt on Ron Rege Jr or some other fag.
 
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My fucking eyes nigga ... :cryblood:that shit should've stay as lost media.

As for the second guy (agouti-rex) the ones with the black cat is fisk from better days those were pretty legendary making fun of the shitty webcomic. I dont know how this guy out out of all people went trooning. But checking his furaffinty it all makes since lmao
 
Special treat for kiwifarmers!
I was at Epsteins Island recently and he said "Hey, Coolio55! Check out my collection of rare Sandy Pants! (Me)Woah! Cool! (Epstein)You won't LimeWire them to other people, will you? (Me)No way Jeffrey!" and then I illicitly copied them onto my CD of Beatles MP3s.
Some have possibly been posted before but most of these belong in a lost media video essay.
If you could dig up the picture Jay Naylor did of Sandypants that would be hilarious.
 
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