Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Cuddlebug]

...do sex workers even  file taxes?

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[OttoWest]

J looks like a goddamn raccoon:

 

[Plague Flea]

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Your death is looking IMMINENT!

 

[HamFan]

Tell us, Corissa, what made 2023 so goddamn hard??

I think that was J talking about her dad dying.

J is still so goddamn femme. The T did nothing for her girly-ass voice. She's exactly the same but with a pube beard.

EDIT: Sorry, I see now that was indeed @fatgirlflow. So, yeah, she should stop bitching.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Not to be weird, but is dog shit supposed to look like that? Why is it wearing a basketball jersey? Cease-fire meow?

(Seriously, though, I think the actual dog is having diarrhea.)

 

[GenociderSyo]

Corissa IG:


J IG:

 

[Frances Kiwi Farmer]

J IG:

In the time that it took J to draw all those little watermelons, she could have called 10x more elected representatives. This seems like an admission by J that she is completely housebound, but we know she somewhat recently made it out for deep fried rice abominations made by Thai people sushi. I guess stopping GENOCIDE isn't important enough to make the effort to hurple to the mailbox on the corner. I'm really enjoying J's slacktivism arc, it's very funny.

ETA: This past year hasn't been hard for Corissa at all. She wants something from someone, tried to get in touch and then remembered that she blew them off, probably multiple times over the last two years. She's doing a pretend apology to try to guilt that person (or persons) into not being mad at her, giving her free goodies for fat camp, etc. Don't fall for it, whoever you are.

 

[Breadbear]

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In the time that it took J to draw all those little watermelons, she could have called 10x more elected representatives. This seems like an admission by J that she is completely housebound, but we know she somewhat recently made it out for deep fried rice abominations made by Thai people sushi. I guess stopping GENOCIDE isn't important enough to make the effort to hurple to the mailbox on the corner. I'm really enjoying J's slacktivism arc, it's very funny.

ETA: This past year hasn't been hard for Corissa at all. She wants something from someone, tried to get in touch and then remembered that she blew them off, probably multiple times over the last two years. She's doing a pretend apology to try to guilt that person (or persons) into not being mad at her, giving her free goodies for fat camp, etc. Don't fall for it, whoever you are.
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Imagine being an elected representative and getting a homemade card covered in Crayola marker watermelons saying LET PALESTINE LIVE.
How fast would you chuck that in the trash?

Also tf you bitching about Coco? Tf made your year so hard? Get fucked.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Why are the gays simping for Muslims so hard? I mean I know they've been doing that for a while but it's given me severe whiplash watching the group(s) that usually pearl clutches about antisemitism do a 180 and bootlick for "terrorists but Muslim instead of Jewish."

I'm sure the Paradise Now niggas really appreciate the support from severely obese American welfare queens.

 

[Frances Kiwi Farmer]

Imagine being an elected representative and getting a homemade card covered in Crayola marker watermelons saying LET PALESTINE LIVE.
How fast would you chuck that in the trash?

Minor PL: I interned for an elected official one summer. Interns opened the mail and manned the phones. We had an office list of all the activist issues of the day, and whenever someone called in or sent a postcard in support of some issue, we added a tick to the list. That was it. (And frankly, I never saw anyone who wasn't an intern give our list a second look.) It doesn't matter whether you call, write, or send a bouquet of red, green & black roses, it's all the same. The only thing J's postcards achieve that a phone call doesn't is entertaining some college interns.

 

[OttoWest]

Why are the gays simping for Muslims so hard? I mean I know they've been doing that for a while but it's given me severe whiplash watching the group(s) that usually pearl clutches about antisemitism do a 180 and bootlick for "terrorists but Muslim instead of Jewish."

I'm sure the Paradise Now niggas really appreciate the support from severely obese American welfare queens.

Because they think the Brown People are simple and stupid and need white* Westerners to rescue them.

*white includes upper and middle class black, biracial, 2nd & 3rd gen MENA and Asians.

 

[often puzzled]

Because they think the Brown People are simple and stupid and need white* Westerners to rescue them.

*white includes upper and middle class black, biracial, 2nd & 3rd gen MENA and Asians.

Exactly. I will never not love how racist they are. It's impressive how unaware they are of how their actions appear.

As for the tax clinic for sex workers, I imagine they're talking about social media-based sex workers, like OnlyFans people. Their definition of "sex workers" never extends to the homeless crack addict giving blow jobs on the street corner. The kind of "sex workers" (can't work enough scare quotes into this) who characterize sex work as empowering are the same kind who file taxes. Once again, it's impressive how blind they are to their own elitism, classism, etc. etc.

 

[Haesindang Park]

J looks like a goddamn raccoon:
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She also looks like a morbidly obese male Green Bay Packers fan who eats too much fried cheese curds, chicken wings, and pizzas along with drinking too much soda.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Imagine being an elected representative and getting a homemade card covered in Crayola marker watermelons saying LET PALESTINE LIVE.
How fast would you chuck that in the trash?

It would be funny as hell if one of her elected officials decided to use her "art" as props in a speech, though.

"My fellow Kansans, I would like to share a postcard I received this week from a child named Juliana. She's been following the news, and she sent me a cheerful, colorful drawing.....the kind a parent would be proud to put on their fridge....."

 

[yoshikage]

She also looks like a morbidly obese male Green Bay Packers fan who eats too much fried cheese curds, chicken wings, and pizzas along with drinking too much soda.

The only way J will ever be "correctly" gendered

 

[Frances Kiwi Farmer]

The only way J will ever be "correctly" gendered

I would be happy to respect J's gender identity if she changed her pronouns to Go/Pack/Go.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Imagine being an elected representative and getting a homemade card covered in Crayola marker watermelons saying LET PALESTINE LIVE.
How fast would you chuck that in the trash?

Just slightly longer than it would take me to swab the shit out of it for anthrax and God knows what else.