Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.3%

  • Total voters
    390
Let me get this straight, the evil Kiwi Farms is (without evidence) fucking with Nick’s business and are the Great Satan but Dax is openly trying to destroy the business of Eric July for no reason other than clout farming and it’s a funny joke Nick is happy to join in with? Is there some nuance I’m missing?
the only nuance you’re missing is this is nothing new because Nick did the same with Maddox way back when by sending him cease and desists, spreading the lies Dax told him, until sponsors dropped from Maddox’s network. This is all okay because Nick was only joking and it’s the “funniest thing in the world”
 
his average viewership per hr was a lot smaller and on par with Fuentes compared to any "name" Crowder and Bongino had about 100k viewers per hour or close to it, while Nick had 5-8k and i'm sure his lack of a consistent schedule is why he was dropping in viewers too.
Maybe he should have tried streaming on time and regularly, and maybe when he did stream, he shouldn't have been incoherent, gibbering levels of drunk and talked about something other than Balldos and what a gay faggot he is.

But what would I know, I'm not a social media expert.
 
the nuance is you are assuming rekieta has ethics and morals. he never had it. it was all a mask to getting conservative viewer base. these e-celebs have no other goal then to get money from their social media platforms, nothing more, nothing less. the community they foster and the opinions that they give is a secondary consideration.
Nick is a more spineless and effeminate ‘Pearly Things’, a ‘Pearly Slime’ perhaps.
 
3% body fat and he got roasted because at that low of body fat, you would be experiencing all sorts of endocrine issues, as well as erectile dysfunction

The raisn d'être for his Balldo?

Be skinny or a cuck, Nick.

Let me get this straight, the evil Kiwi Farms is (without evidence) fucking with Nick’s business and are the Great Satan but Dax is openly trying to destroy the business of Eric July for no reason other than clout farming and it’s a funny joke Nick is happy to join in with? Is there some nuance I’m missing?

No. There was no nuance. He simply is freinds with one that supports and enables him.

in his coomer brained, alcohol riddled mind, rekieta believes kf really hates him. tbh, it is mostly dislike and mild annoyance. all the talk on message forums are just talk. if people really hated rekieta, there would be serious attempts to get him canceled from rumble, twiiter, youtube, etc and irl trolling. none of that has been done to date, outside of the keffals attempt in 2022 to rekieta. rekieta should trade notes with wings of redemption or dsp about real internet hate.

There are people ITT with information and resources that could really mess with him a la DSP, Chris-Chan, or Cyraxx along style. Nick's slings and arrows have been mild. Mostly laughing and pointing at publicly posted information. Any special private information has been disclosed after Nick or someone else talked about it publicly (e.g. PerceptionCheck and Kalea DMs and LOCALS posts) or as supporting evidence after someone else did some independant research (e.g.. MAN-dy LOCALS account payment location confirmation)
 
This is in response to Nick once again bringing up how Eric July has shit lawyers and Nick recommends he get new ones. That is exactly in line. Not sure why you’re tagging other people to back you up on this lmao, no one thinks Nick has legal responsibility for Ty’s mistakes. He is responsible for recommending him though, and paying him, so yeah his failure is 100% relevant and important in the context of Nick shitting on Eric’s lawyers.

It’s not a weak criticism because there’s a reason he brushed over it as fast as possible, even with Ty on stream. Recommending Ty at all when that legal area was not his expertise was irresponsible and ego-driven. Weird take. This Is the specific context of Nick recommending lawyers.
Fair points.

I wasn't thinking of the hypocrisy of him making lawyer recommendations to July. I tagged the two posters because they would be in a better position than me, given their professional experience, to explain exactly why Vic losing was Ty's doing, but I guess that's not the point being are trying to make here.

I would imagine Nick is not gonna be talking about this much more though. That whole ISOM vs. ISOM thing ended in a mouse fart. Given that, I would think July's lawyers did just fine. Way better than Ty anyways.

while true, it can at least be used as a tool when comparing him to everyone else right? even Cozy's multiplier wasn't super account based.
Correct.

According to Rumble's own numbers that were posted here earlier, Mersh is actually beating Rekieta. If they both benefitting from a multiplier that would mean that... well... fucking Mersh is beating Rekieta. Even if the numbers are inflated for both.

Which is hilarious.

Only caveat to that that is that Null believes his own Rumble numbers are more or less accurate. However, unlike Rekieta and Mersh, Null is not under contract. Make of that what you will.
 
Only caveat to that that is that Null believes his own Rumble numbers are more or less accurate. However, unlike Rekieta and Mersh, Null is not under contract. Make of that what you will.
Compared to what? His yt numbers or non yt numbers? If it's yt numbers it could be that he's getting a fraction and then inflated that leads to similar numbers to his yt numbers. Most ytbers seem to get way less numbers when they post their content to rumble but maybe null is a special case since he left rumble completely. Is mersh rumble exclusive 100% or he's like nick or he multi streams?
 
I would imagine Nick is not gonna be talking about this much more though. That whole ISOM vs. ISOM thing ended in a mouse fart. Given that, I would think July's lawyers did just fine. Way better than Ty anyways.
The vast majority of the time, any resolution that involves nobody stepping so much as a toe into a courtroom is the best one.
 
I would imagine Nick is not gonna be talking about this much more though. That whole ISOM vs. ISOM thing ended in a mouse fart. Given that, I would think July's lawyers did just fine. Way better than Ty anyways
Why would he talk about it though? Eric's lawyers prevented the case from going to trial, it ended cordially, Nick got felted in how he thought it would happen. Almost like Eric July's lawyers actually practice law instead of drink whiskey all day
 
Compared to what? His yt numbers or non yt numbers? If it's yt numbers it could be that he's getting a fraction and then inflated that leads to similar numbers to his yt numbers. Most ytbers seem to get way less numbers when they post their content to rumble but maybe null is a special case since he left rumble completely.
I think you got your wires crossed here.

MATI is still very much on Rumble. Null simultaneously streams to it and like three other platforms. The Friday show is on there.

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MATI is no longer streamed to Youtube, and hasn't been for a long time now. It's just too "spicy." The MATI content you see on TY are archive channels not run by Null.

Is mersh rumble exclusive 100% or he's like nick or he multi streams?
I think Mersh and Nightwave Radio have been banned from Youtube, but I'm not 100% sure on that. If there's a resident Mershologist here, I'm sure they'll chime it. His alog Reddit claims he has been.

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Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/Mersh/comments/15v10k4/what_platform_is_nightwave_on_now_hes_been_banned/
Archive: https://archive.is/PuFBl

Why would he talk about it though? Eric's lawyers prevented the case from going to trial, it ended cordially, Nick got felted in how he thought it would happen. Almost like Eric July's lawyers actually practice law instead of drink whiskey all day
Alcohol? Daddy Dax?

Mostly Daddy Dax.

There's what's smart to do, and what he'll actually do. I mean, he just threw shit at July's lawyers again over a typo, FFS. He's really mad at being called non-practicing.

EDIT: Changed "his lawyers" to "July's lawyers" for clarity.
 
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Alcohol? Daddy Dax?

Mostly Daddy Dax.

There's what's smart to do, and what he'll actually do. I mean, he just threw shit at his lawyers again over a typo, FFS. He's really mad at being called non-practicing.
Lol. Imagine getting mad over a minor typo from your lawyers that are keeping montygraph at bay. Nick wouldn't be in this situation if he just didn't call the guy a pedo while wasted. Truly non practicing.
 
Do you mean like the at-home scales that claim to measure body fat? Because those are notoriously shit.
Handheld BIA test, for a class.
That thing is horseshit, but back to Nick it would be more accurate to say he is below average BFP but not in a healthy way.
I agree with your post, but my main point is that he’s just fucking skinny.
 
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Lol. Imagine getting mad over a minor typo from your lawyers that are keeping montygraph at bay. Nick wouldn't be in this situation if he just didn't call the guy a pedo while wasted. Truly non practicing.
No no no... July's lawyers. Sorry if I didn't make that clear. I'll edit "his" to "July."

Basically, July was supposed to get destroyed by this ministry being goaded on by Dax with false claims of "consumer confusion," but that didn't happen. So both Nick and Dax are now reduced to mocking an easily corrected typo in a USPTO filing.

Mind you, neither of them are mad though. Not one bit.
 
Same here. I ended up directing to Emily D. Baker during Depp, which was the safe move. Glad in hindsight that I don't have to explain to my colleague (now boss) why I know what a balldo is.
Prayers your boss continues to live a blessed life in utter peace and harmony without knowing such things, my friend. Unfortunately for us, we do know what the Balldo is and what it does to its wearer... our minds may be forever burdened with this task, but we are united in battle against such Unholy Knowledge becoming the mainstream. It's become my life's purpose to make sure no one else has to endure the same pain.
 
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The vast majority of the time, any resolution that involves nobody stepping so much as a toe into a courtroom is the best one.
The best outcome of course is that the lawyers never even get involved because has-been/never was Los Angeles pieces of shit don't even attempt to start useless bullshit over nothing.

Oh wait, that's the friends Nick likes to keep. Fucking revolting.
 
Nick wouldn't be in this situation if he just didn't call the guy a pedo while wasted.
It's dumber than that. Montegraph first asked for a retraction. And as shown with a prior incident with Null, Montegraph doesn't want to sue people. Rakieta in his swiss cheese brain pulled a mix of wigger and kike. Thinking that it would be bitch made to back down so to show he ain't scared of no melon fucking pedophile he didn't retract shit. While also seeing dollar signs imagining it will be like the Maddox lawsuit where he can milk it and make money from it.
 
No no no... July's lawyers. Sorry if I didn't make that clear. I'll edit "his" to "July."

Basically, July was supposed to get destroyed by this ministry being goaded on by Dax with false claims of "consumer confusion," but that didn't happen. So both Nick and Dax are now reduced to mocking an easily corrected typo in a USPTO filing.

Mind you, neither of them are mad though. Not one bit.
Oh OK. That's even more pathetic then. Mocking a typo in a filing that ultimately didn't affect the outcome. Nick and Dax are really clamoring for that partipation trophy
 
Lol. Imagine getting mad over a minor typo from your lawyers that are keeping montygraph at bay. Nick wouldn't be in this situation if he just didn't call the guy a pedo while wasted. Truly non practicing.
Oh OK. That's even more pathetic then. Mocking a typo in a filing that ultimately didn't affect the outcome. Nick and Dax are really clamoring for that partipation trophy

It gets better. In the Weeb Wars arc and other legal cases, Nick and others mocked the opposition for typographical errors. It was shameless PR ans SM signaling that failed to impact the outcome there either, so he has a pattern of doing this for failed cases.

I am not suggesting this is causative, but merely an interesting and humourous pattern that has repeated.
 
It gets better. In the Weeb Wars arc and other legal cases, Nick and others mocked the opposition for typographical errors. It was shameless PR ans SM signaling that failed to impact the outcome there either, so he has a pattern of doing this for failed cases.

I am not suggesting this is causative, but merely an interesting and humourous pattern that has repeated.
Honestly you've got a point. With a exception or two, nick is almost always wrong whenever he starts talking about a case heavily. Maybe it's a curse, or its the fact he has little actual experience.
 
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