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How the fuck does that neck support that enormous skull?
Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet
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Dude, what the actual fuck, spoiler that shit. Nobody wants to see that thwomp face like that. We already get enough mental scarring as it is.That tumblr archive also contains this picture of Elliot wearing a collar. No idea what was going on. I hope no dog was involved.
https://archive.is/TBL0S
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Also, why’d he bother putting filters on it? He looks like a Thunderbirds puppet and no amount of filters is going to change that.
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So she basically has a stay at home dad to her kids while she's out getting hammered on tequila and lezzing it up while she shit talks him on main? Wow
This bitch needs a strong pimp hand like yesterday
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It's just a shitty zebra face paint
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“Herro, I appry audition for appear in adurt movies rong time. I rikee do many thing, no rimits.”
“HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!”
“Ah, emetophiria! It not normarry my thing, but I try anything once, ha ha.”
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Not tight enough. It needs to be a LOT tighter if you get what I'm saying.
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When the transcripts from the Maxwell trial dropped, a lot of people said Stephen Hawking couldn't have been a rapist because his penis wasn't functional. Liz Fong Jones has proven that line of thinking to be false.
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Observability is a bit more than that, ideally observability also includes instrumenting your applications and collecting data from within the applications. This may include changing the source codes to the applications to inject data collecting points.
Anyway, it is HOT but it is also provided by default in the frameworks you use to build your applications to run in (any) cloud.
All cloud vendors have this built in to their frameworks and all the apis and services that you use in the cloud.
Honeycombs solution is much more primitive since it does not have the same deep integration to collect data as you get out-of-the-box in Google/Azure/AWS/... cloud, though I assume you can? deepen the integration and collect internal data from the apps, IFF you have the capability to modify and recompile the applications (==i.e. you only use open source)
But regardless, the main issue for Honeycomb is the market. Their product might be good (I have no idea if it is) but that is still moot because their product is redundant when it comes to the cloud. The cloud vendors have better and deeper observability for the cloud apis and services than honeycomb could ever provide. And it comes for free and out-of-the-box in the cloud frameworks.
The market for their product is largely someone that wants to run something cloud-like but on their own premises and their own datacentres.
Sure, that market exists but it is shrinking as all these things are migrated off premise and onto cloud.
That market is quickly evaporating to be replaced by the cloud.
To compare it to other older established markets. What honeycomb offers is like a product that solves certain problems for print-newspapers, problems that do not exist for online news-sites.
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"Observability": printf with stdout redirected to file but really complicated?
cloud shit makes my head hurt and I start feeling tedish
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That is a good way to think about it.
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so basically it IS just an elaborate scam, based on largely obsolete tech.
It sounds like they've managed to obscure the core of what they claim to be doing in their pitch material, to the point where it comes off as cutting-edge to perhaps an older investor who isn't up on the latest tech descriptions.
And because it's outdated they can basically just sit around their offices, thumbs up their asses, giving themselves fat paychecks and occasionally sending Ching Chong to go do "rah-rah" presentations at tech conferences. Scam.
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In Elliot's case, it's neither a thumb nor an asshole, unfortunately.
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thanks for that image. I'll just go bleach my eye sockets now
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I haven't looked at the Honeycomb product much, but it seems it's a service, not software, so those paranoid companies that don't want their crap in the cloud still wouldn't be the target market.
My paranoid customers, and there are plenty out there still, have strict controls on a fair portion of their stuff and sending any telemetry off-site isn't going to fly.