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How the fuck does that neck support that enormous skull?
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How the fuck does that neck support that enormous skull?
Dude, what the actual fuck, spoiler that shit. Nobody wants to see that thwomp face like that. We already get enough mental scarring as it is.That tumblr archive also contains this picture of Elliot wearing a collar. No idea what was going on. I hope no dog was involved.
https://archive.is/TBL0S
Also, why’d he bother putting filters on it? He looks like a Thunderbirds puppet and no amount of filters is going to change that.How the fuck does that neck support that enormous skull?
Christine Yen is the other CEO.
She seems to be a little racist.
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Her Github profile pic:
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More in this post: https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/liz-fong-jones-elliot-william-fong-lizthegrey.128419/post-16346299
Some more info about Charity Majors here: https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/liz-fong-jones-elliot-william-fong-lizthegrey.128419/post-16346116
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He rapes that dog.Where there's Elliot, there's dog hair.
That choker seems to be pretty tight.How the fuck does that neck support that enormous skull?
You didn't notice the men's razor on the sink?Elliot has another dog which also has a twitter account TheFlurbs.
A tweet from Nov 2015:
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Apparently Elliot once had a girlfriend Erica:
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Erica taught Elliot how to spin so Elliot decided to spin dog hair that belonged to his other dog Misty.
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Elliot spinning some Misty fur. Dunno for what. A suit?
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Screenshots from his husband's tumblr can be found in this post:
It contains this pic which I assume was taken in their bathroom. You can see Elliot's glasses, 2 collars, a toothbrush, a (wedding?) ring and some dog hair.
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There are more but here you can see a few:
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That tumblr archive also contains this picture of Elliot wearing a collar. No idea what was going on. I hope no dog was involved.
Edit - spoiler on request
Where there's Elliot, there's dog hair.
It's just a shitty zebra face paintI see that Christine Yen's in favor of culturally appropriating tribal tattoos. Anyone know which one?
“Herro, I appry audition for appear in adurt movies rong time. I rikee do many thing, no rimits.”
... and part of the nail clipper next to it.You didn't notice the men's razor on the sink?
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Not tight enough. It needs to be a LOT tighter if you get what I'm saying.That choker seems to be pretty tight.
“I can’t bleathe!”Not tight enough. It needs to be a LOT tighter if you get what I'm saying.
When the transcripts from the Maxwell trial dropped, a lot of people said Stephen Hawking couldn't have been a rapist because his penis wasn't functional. Liz Fong Jones has proven that line of thinking to be false.He rapes that dog.
Observability is a bit more than that, ideally observability also includes instrumenting your applications and collecting data from within the applications. This may include changing the source codes to the applications to inject data collecting points.I think you may be misinterpreting the series D funding. Down rounds are very rare, and it's very common to go to series E-F before IPO these days. A $50 million series D is surprisingly small, though. However, the whole field of "observability" is very hot these days, and is essentially about making tools to look through your logs and traces to make sure everything at your tech company is running correctly. This is only a hard problem because most companies these days buy thousands of SaaS products which are all fragile in their own ways.
"Observability": printf with stdout redirected to file but really complicated?- snip -
That is a good way to think about it."Observability": printf with stdout redirected to file but really complicated?
cloud shit makes my head hurt and I start feeling tedish
so basically it IS just an elaborate scam, based on largely obsolete tech.What honeycomb offers is like a product that solves certain problems for print-newspapers, problems that do not exist for online news-sites.
In Elliot's case, it's neither a thumb nor an asshole, unfortunately.And because it's outdated they can basically just sit around their offices, thumbs up their asses
thanks for that image. I'll just go bleach my eye sockets nowIn Elliot's case, it's neither a thumb nor an asshole, unfortunately.
I haven't looked at the Honeycomb product much, but it seems it's a service, not software, so those paranoid companies that don't want their crap in the cloud still wouldn't be the target market.The market for their product is largely someone that wants to run something cloud-like but on their own premises and their own datacentres.