Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

LMAOOOOOO Jack used the bathroom after two people fucked.

“TAMMMMYYYYY! WHY IS THE SEAT STICKY?”

He's just jealous because his dick hasn't worked in about a decade and the only action he gets is when he cleans Jim Traynor's dick after he's blasted a load into Hammy.

Here's my question: How many time has Jack used the handicapped stall at businesses before he became a crippled just because he felt like it.

All the time is my guess. He looks like the type to do so.

 

[Gentlebastard]

But why the fuck can't Jr get off his fat wigger ass and shovel the damn snow? It's not like he has an important career or anything important to do.

My money is on him being a pampered little bitch. We know Tammy dislikes Garrett to the point of barring him from staying in the family house when he visits; Jr. is therefore, in her eyes, momma's precious little and only boy, and deserves no hardships in life. On top of shoveling snow, she probably drags the garbage out, brings him snacks during his gaming console-powered nigger-shouting sessions, and washes and irons his clothes.

 

[Dead Air]

My money is on him being a pampered little bitch. We know Tammy dislikes Garrett to the point of barring him from staying in the family house when he visits; Jr. is therefore, in her eyes, momma's precious little and only boy, and deserves no hardships in life. On top of shoveling snow, she probably drags the garbage out, brings him snacks during his gaming console-powered nigger-shouting sessions, and washes and irons his clothes.

I work with a dude like this. Good kid, but he's 22 and his mom literally does everything for him. She brings him lunch during the day. Drives him to work if the roads are bad. His battery died in his car and she bought him a new one. She bought him new tires. He carries around his moms credit card in case he needs gas or whatever else. Literally anything he needs she will handle for him. We give him so much shit about it but he literally does not see anything wrong with it. It's like he cannot fathom that all moms aren't the same way, and he needs to be able to handle his own affairs. He lives at home and ofc just plays video games all day if he's bot working just like JR.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

My money is on him being a pampered little bitch. We know Tammy dislikes Garrett to the point of barring him from staying in the family house when he visits; Jr. is therefore, in her eyes, momma's precious little and only boy, and deserves no hardships in life. On top of shoveling snow, she probably drags the garbage out, brings him snacks during his gaming console-powered nigger-shouting sessions, and washes and irons his clothes.

I think she is pushing those responsibilities off onto their new house #NGA Tammy Jr


Tammy still has to shovel snow because they take away Tammy Jr’s shoes so she doesn’t run away.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

...How does Jack wipe?

Skidmark Scalfani just lets the underwear do the work.

 

[Tiresome]

What's hilarious is that Jack Scalfani Sr. is 115% the type of aging boomer bitch to get on Facebook and rail against coddled, lazy kids, participation trophies and self-esteem initiatives RUINING this country. If someone described Jack Jr's current lack of initiative to him as someone else's child, he'd be smugly, fatly self-righteous about what a waste of skin it is.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Here's my question: How many time has Jack used the handicapped stall at businesses before he became a crippled just because he felt like it.

Look, man, sometimes you just want the extra room to really spread out.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

What's hilarious is that Jack Scalfani Sr. is 115% the type of aging boomer bitch to get on Facebook and rail against coddled, lazy kids, participation trophies and self-esteem initiatives RUINING this country. If someone described Jack Jr's current lack of initiative to him as someone else's child, he'd be smugly, fatly self-righteous about what a waste of skin it is.

Yeah but it's different when HE does it.

Guys like Fatty have things that apply to everybody and then things that apply to them only.

 

[Tiresome]

Yeah but it's different when HE does it.

Guys like Fatty have things that apply to everybody and then things that apply to them only.

A lot of times that goes hand-in-hand with being a fake Christian like he is.

 

[Burd Turglar]

A lot of times that goes hand-in-hand with being a fake Christian like he is.

Every single "true Christian" I've ever known hasn't had to constantly remind people that they're Christian nor made it their identity.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

So I guess mommy-wife took him out to see a movie again(he posted some blurry as shit image of a poster for ISS, whatever that is). And he's been crying on FB about people not respecting handicapped shit?
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Yes Fatty, maybe you should be staying in too? Also yes, aside from this scenario that I don't believe happened in the middle of the day... yeah people use the handicap stalls. Get over it.

Why is jack even going, what's the point of seeing a movie if you're disabled (he said this about visually impaired people going to disney land).

 

[p1138]

Why is jack even going, what's the point of seeing a movie if you're disabled (he said this about visually impaired people going to disney land).

His only measure of quality seems to be that there's no "political agendas" ie. gays doing gay things in the movies.

Considering how much of a faggot he is, it's entirely possible he goes to movies HOPING there's some dude on dude action, and just whines about the slightest hint of it and proclaims to the heavens when it isn't there, as a mushbrain attempt at deflection.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Why is jack even going, what's the point of seeing a movie if you're disabled (he said this about visually impaired people going to disney land).

Popcorn. And no I'm not kidding. A big part of his desire to go see the new movies is to scarf down some popcorn. Of course he can't do that now because, you know, carnivore diet but Hammy still wants to go to get popcorn so he needs to come along. Meanwhile he's seething inside because he can't get his precious popcorn with artificial butter flavored grease.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Why is jack even going, what's the point of seeing a movie if you're disabled

Oh this is such an easy answer: A humongous bucket of extra fake-ass buttery popcorn with unlimited refills is why he has Tranny paying for all these movies.
The actual movie content itself + everything else is a distant second for Jagoff. MOAR Fud GUD

 

[p1138]

Popcorn. And no I'm not kidding. A big part of his desire to go see the new movies is to scarf down some popcorn. Of course he can't do that now because, you know, carnivore diet but Hammy still wants to go to get popcorn so he needs to come along. Meanwhile he's seething inside because he can't get his precious popcorn with artificial butter flavored grease.

Ahh yes, good ol' diacetyl. If it wasn't too much effort, they'd probably just use melted bacon up.

 

[AnOminous]

Meanwhile he's seething inside because he can't get his precious popcorn with artificial butter flavored grease.

Like he's not going to get it anyway.

 

[Sonic T]

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Like he's not going to get it anyway.

Nah, I genuinely believe he'll have stuck to the 100% meat option, plus seasonings. So of course, its a bucket of pork rinds with synth-butter squirted on it. Just as god intended.

 

[ZipDisk]

Did Junior take the harness off? Did Junior finally do something decent?

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

The exact moment Jack was told his company is worthless on WTIC is the first thing people see now when googling Jacks name.