The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Buck Broken Chimp]

the trannies lost we won

total Kiwi victory

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

I feel like they should be legally required to disclose that the property is haunted by the angry ghosts of 200 alpacas.

 

[Local Wordmason]

It's got all the space of a ranch, with the atmosphere of an LA crack den, how quaint.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Around here : https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/the-te...ip-matthew-logue.86681/page-882#post-14006781

Thanks bro, but man the idea that they were "under a siege" is fucking hilarious other than their minds being paranoid.

 

[Oxyjen]

Thanks bro, but man the idea that they were "under a siege" is fucking hilarious other than their minds being paranoid.

Just start reading from page one, trust me it’s worth it.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Someone remind me, didn't the gas company repossess their tanks? What do they mean by "other"? Seems ambiguous.
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If the tanks were rented, it wouldn't take much for a new owner to set up a new account with the propane supplier and have the tanks brought back.

 

[WonderWino]

I feel like they should be legally required to disclose that the property is haunted by the angry ghosts of 200 alpacas.

The ghosts of the victims of alpacaschwitz will never let the new owners rest. They will make the walls bleed HRT and the dark hallways of the house reek of stinkditch

Maybe we could set up a reality show and trick a bunch of new troons to go live there but under full surveillance. Tell them there's treasure buried somewhere on the property and see if they can find the death pits

With all the dead alpacas you could tell people it was once the site of a mayan village and center of their religious worship, that they buried treasures and gold to appease their gods and died out when the spanish came and brought their diseases. The executives making reality shows are stupid enough to believe it. I mean they bought into that oak island bs in canada that was nothing but a 19th century charcoal pit and managed to get talked into believing there was treasure there enough to pay for a shitty reality show about digging a hole in the ground. The dead alpacas would really sell it

On the other hand with all the natives reeeeing about mass graves these days they'd probably use them as justification to claim the land and rip off whoever buys it claiming its some sacred native alpaca burial ground

I mean it already looks like a villain HQ from some 60s James Bond movie. Just put some satelite pods on the roof for more flair and maybe some new paint and you're set.

That rounded dome section really screams hank scorpio. He really liked his rounded rooms and open spaces after all

"I've been expecting you, Mr. Fong-Jones"

Look what you've done to mr bigglesworth!
But.....we couldn't predict what effect bathtub HRT would have on feline biology.....

 

[Kheapathic]

I know the whole thing was, it's impossible to ranch that high, and looking at the surrounding area I have to ask; is the property above the tree line? That is, there is an elevation where due to weather and what-not trees just stop growing, is the "ranch" above that?

 

[R00T]

Tranch or not, ~$300k for ~40 acres in this market? That is a no brainer. You're buying the land, not the property; easy to tear that crap down and start again.

eh i dunno. that is a super interesting building and something that you would not get if you tore it down to replace today. things inside certainly need to be refurbished/replaced but i would not want to destroy the house if i could help it.

 

[FunPosting101]

Look what’s back on the market… price has been re-evaluated a lot lower, but it’s still appreciated a good bit.

Paul has done a hell of a job clearing up, it has to be said. “Owner is motivated to sell”.

Nostalgia time!


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Impressive given how much of a pigsty it likely was before. Still though, given what transpired there you'd have to pay me to take that land.

 

[AnOminous]

Thanks bro, but man the idea that they were "under a siege" is fucking hilarious other than their minds being paranoid.

They were under a siege from reality.

Reality won.

Still though, given what transpired there you'd have to pay me to take that land.

I'd be worried I'd wake up one night swarmed by alpaca yokai seeking vengeance against humanity.

 

[Goofy Logic]

The realty photos do allow us a before and after comparison of the main living area of whatever you would call that dome building:

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[Kheapathic]

I feel like they should be legally required to disclose that the property is haunted by the angry ghosts of 200 alpacas.

37 acres in rural Colorado with an HOA and CC&Rs? What the actual fuck?

Not to mention how in the fuck is an alpaca mass grave not run afoul of the covenants, conditions, and restrictions? Why would there even be conditions or a home owners association on this?

Gonna need to call Josh here and get those CC&Rs to review.

Not sure about Colorado, but certain states, I know California is one, requires you to list human deaths, homicides or suicides. I don't think a massive animal purge is sufficient to be listed; though you could use it as a bargaining chip when making an offer. Remember, a sale isn't final until the money exchanges hands and the paperwork is finished. You want the bathroom carpet gone, or at least saying you'll have to rip it up and fix shit, haggle the price down.

 

[DagothUr]

The owner is gonna have a very nasty surprise if he goes digging in the fields

 

[Drama Fan]

Oh yeah, I forgot about that part of the grift (lol).

I was more thinking of how delusional they were in calling rocky scrubland "RICH LAND" and thinking they'd be able to grow anything there at all (though in retrospect it seems pretty obvious that Gazi planned on taking the money and running from the start).

I wonder if kidnapping and potential manslaughter (or whatever he got charged with) was part of his master plan?

 

[Oxyjen]

I know the whole thing was, it's impossible to ranch that high, and looking at the surrounding area I have to ask; is the property above the tree line? That is, there is an elevation where due to weather and what-not trees just stop growing, is the "ranch" above that?

It’s well below that. It is “high desert” but can support limited grazing, or could before this particular plot was eaten down to bare earth and then the topsoil blown away / compacted and baked. It would need intervention to get back to any more than desert scrubland now, but with the 1 acre water allowance and a lot of hard work and time it would be possible to establish some bushes and trees at least.

There’s a fascinating series on YouTube of a guy trying to recover some (once farmland) desert in Texas that way.

 

[AnOminous]

The realty photos do allow us a before and after comparison of the main living area of whatever you would call that dome building:

Pictures of this place when the subhuman troons were there remind me of those pictures simulating what it's like to be a stroke victim and looking around trying to figure out what the shit you're looking at even is.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I feel like they should be legally required to disclose that the property is haunted by the angry ghosts of 200 alpacas.

We joke but there are some states that directly reference the necessity to disclose if a property is reportedly haunted or if a death has occurred on the property. For example I believe New Jersey's law is that the realtor/seller must answer truthfully if the buyer asks if the property is haunted (so if they don't ask it's fine).

I checked, and unfortunately Colorado is not one.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

I'd buy it if it hadn't been infested by troons. You can never get the smell out. The view is beautiful.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Look what’s back on the market… price has been re-evaluated a lot lower, but it’s still appreciated a good bit.

Paul has done a hell of a job clearing up, it has to be said. “Owner is motivated to sell”.

Nostalgia time!


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Imagine the smell.
I wouldn't even buy it for 30k.