Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Incel Death Note]

May I propose, my dear Kiwis, an analysis of a movie composed of many higher meanings: Disney's Tangled.

Insert the most basic symbolism applying to every media ever.

It's so insanely narcissistic to hear any fictional story and not just relate it to your personal life but declare it's actually secretly about you. You see these middle aged guys ditch their wife and kids to transition and think, "how could someone be so selfish?" and then you see them claim a princess movie made to sell dolls to little girls is actually about a 48 year old man with a crossdressing fetish and go "oh". The solipsism is unreal.

 

[hufflemuff]

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In a surprise to no one, the trannies are too poor to immigrate and planning for black market HRT. I’m actually surprised there hasn’t been any poisoning from the black market troon juice, intentionally or accidentally.

There most definitely has been, there are even examples on this board. Off the top off my head I remember a troon who used some solvent agent that was severely toxic to the liver.

 

[Moon Cricket]

Hi. I have a small collection of tranny related L’s that I have found that I wanted to share with you all. Sorry as always if there are any reposts.

(Also most of these aren’t my screenshots so I haven’t been able to cooy the text some for ease of reading)

Pooner upset at straight men on Grindr whilst being a straight woman on Grindr…


The woman ivolved in the heavily skewed female hobby of crochet are not pandering to this fat fuck genderspecial and her shit cardigan enough.


Troon rejected for job at strip club. Crisis ensues.

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I hate being trans. I just wanna be normal for once​

Vent

fuck everything. i hate being trans, i hate this literally useless body, i hate it all.
just for one day, i just wanna be a different person. i want to switch places with a random cis girl that has the body parts i was robbed of, the experiences ill never live, the attention ill never get, the womanhood i feel ill never have.
i just want to be a normal cis woman for once, just one day. id give absolutely everything i own plus the clothes on my back if i could live that.
but no, instead I'm stuck here at 4:30 in the morning, after being rejected an audition at a strip club earlier tonight because of my sex, hating myself so much and wishing i could go to sleep and never wake up again in the hopes that my next life will bring me the body i deserved from the start.
tldr fuck everything

That pesky Y chromosome again. Did this dude really think transitioning changes DNA? Also pretty sure your relatives know you are a man anyways…. Plus you humiliate yourself by being a troon everyday anyways. What’s the problem?


Troon grossed out by his and his boyfriends… I mean lesbian lovers genitals. Hard to roleplay as lesbians when there are penises involved I imagine?

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I'm a transbian dating another transbian for the first time, and I love my gf with all my heart but I'm a little grossed out by our original equipment... advice?​

So I made a throwaway for this because I was really worried about making a post like this, and I'm so sorry if this brings dysphoria at all to anyone reading it especially. But I started dating for the first time recently (I'm a trans woman 3 years hrt) and my first gf ever is another wonderful trans girl that I love with all my heart (dating for 5 months) . I've never connected with, or felt this way about another person all my life. I do happen to be ace-ish where I don't really find genitalia of either agab to be attractive (however I do find our original equipment to be less appealing of the two), but when we got a little raunchy for the first time, and I see all of her as beautiful and as a woman including her equipment, however I still can't get past her nether region. I don't see this as something that makes her (or myself) any less of a woman in any way, but I just am a little grossed out by it (and I'm also extremely dysphoric and grossed out about my own nether part). I also hide mine whenever we've gotten raunchy and I just don't know how to talk to her about it.
also please don't dm me, I'm signing out of this account right after making this post I just wanted to hear other takes or if anyone could relate or had any advice. thank you so much!

Just lol.

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Got misgendered at my girlfriend's Christmas party, I think I'm finally gonna detransition.​

ADVICE REQUEST

Maybe it's an overreaction, but it finally sunk in today, I guess, that I don't pass, can't pass, will never pass. I'm fucking ugly. It was just one accidental slip up, but it was the straw that broke the camel's back. I'm tired of feeling like people are talking about me behind my back, judging me, knowing that I am trans.
I'm going to cut my hair and get on testosterone, likely a very low dose tho, I don't want to go bald. I had an orchiectomy two years ago and boy am I regretting that now as I realize I'll never make it as the opposite sex. I regret it. I honestly regret even trying. Maybe my mental health would've stabilized, and I would be in a much different place.
Instead I'm a loser. I can barely hold down a job and my health issues are growing. I'm only 28 and all I have to my name is that I'm a veteran, and I'm a tr*nny. I'd kill myself if I had the balls to, but I gave those up too I guess. What a failure of a life.
I don't know that I'd ever recommend it to another trans person ever again. I'm not sure I guess, but I don't think I'd tell anyone to pull the trigger. Society hates us when we do that. And I've come to hate myself for it. Any advice or support would be appreciated. Don't even know where to start, probably socially huh? Thanks either way.

Pooner mad that troons talk over her in trans spaces. Speak up lil dudekingbro, you are meant to be the man here!

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Sometimes the trans community sucks​

I'm having a rough time connecting with my local trans community. I'm one of the facilitators for a local support group and help run a discord server. However, all the members except myself and one other guy are all transfemme. I find myself being talked over during group meetings, ignored in the server, while all the other trans girls get attention, love, support, and friendship. Even though I'm a founding member of the support group I feel unwelcome in the community because I'm a guy and the girls make comments about my "white male privilege" and how I just don't get what they are going through.
But mates, I don't pass. I have no privilege. I am just as oppressed by the patriarchy as they are, perhaps even more so because while I am on T that doesn't magically change our patriarchal society. Many of the members have excellent jobs because of the privilege they experienced before coming out, while I'm struggling to keep down a low-paying blue collar job because I'm trans.
I feel so lonely and am considering stepping down from being a facilitator, especially since I am not listened to, or included in conversations. The girls don't want to talk to me. I'm an introvert but friendly, and desperately long for friends (the one other trans guy is rad btw, but more outgoing than I and doesn't seem to have trouble making friend or being listened to in group and discord).
Honestly, I'm very close to a breaking point and my mental health has taken a very steep decline because of this. I hate that society at large sees me as worthless because of my agab, and that the trans community also sees me as worthless because of my actual gender.
Sometimes I hate existing.

You are a coomer.


NOT TRANNY L’s AS SUCH…MORE LIKE HANDMAIDEN L’s.

No comment.


Running event organiser is upset over people gaming their non-binary catergory. How you planning to police that? They are who they say they are at any given time




And my personal favourite. OP’s pooner sister fannot fathom why she wasn’t invited to sisters bachelorette party…. She is mad she wasn’t invited but she probably would have been angry if she had been because of “muh invalidated”. Pooners man.

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AITAH for not inviting my trans brother to my bachelorette party or bridal shower?



I (26f) have a sibling (22m) that was born with female genitalia and raised as my sister. After a LOT of therapy, I have finally grieved the loss of my sister and accepted my brother for who he is and wants to be.

The thing that in my opinion though makes this a little weird (and has been a big part of my therapy) is that my brother still looks and dresses more like a tomboyish girl than an actual boy. He has expressed no interest in taking hormones or doing any surgeries, he just buzzed his hair short, shops in the men’s section and gives you the silent treatment for extended periods of time if you ever refer to him as she/her or his dead name.

Well, I’m getting married and will soon be having a bridal shower as well as a bachelorette party. Last week I was visiting my hometown and went to a family dinner with my dad, sister and two brothers (one born my brother, the other my trans brother).

At dinner, I was talking about how excited I was to start planning the bachelorette and bridal shower. My sister asked me who I’m going to invite and what kind of party I wanted to do. I said some friends as well as her and then my brother says what about me? There was this huge awkward silence and then my other brother trying to keep peace was like aren’t bachelorette’s just for women? Us three will find something fun to do (meaning him, my dad, and trans brother). My trans brother then looked at me and said what about the bridal shower? And my brother says also for girls. And I just kind of looked at him and took a sip of water. Then my trans brother proceeded to get up from the table, say he was finished and go upstairs. We haven’t spoken since.

Am I really the asshole here? Isn’t this what he WANTED? Wouldn’t it have been upsetting to him if I did invite him and then he would be like you’re not respecting my gender identity?

I need more therapy idk it’s so hard to accept him when he does stuff like this and I am TRULY trying my hardest.

…

Update: So after seeing a lot of these comments I called my brother this morning to try to break the silence and see where he was coming from. The first call he declined so I texted him saying I wanted to talk about the bachelorette and bridal shower to see where he was coming from because I know he’s upset. No response. I called two more times and on the second time he answered.

Before I could even open my mouth, he starts going into a big speech about how (like I’ve seen some people saying in the comments) it’s 2024 and these events don’t have to be gendered anymore and I’m making an active choice not to include him by saying they’re for women only and that he just wanted to be able to celebrate me and he’s really hurt that I don’t want that.

I said it wasn’t my intention to hurt him at all and if he wants to come I’m not going to bar him from doing that but I’m also not going to open up the guest list and invite other men like my other brother, dad etc. because it’s my party and I for reasons completely unrelated to him I would like it to be the traditional women’s only style.

He then asked why I would make an exception for him but not my other brother. I said well my other brother doesn’t want to come, he is not interested in a party for girls but if you are then just tell me and I will be so happy to invite you. Then he said that’s not the reason and hung up on me.

 

[Geraldine]

Quick one.
Not an 'L' ... yet. But it will be. Somehow I know this without any ESP.
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[Tragi-Chan]

Troon rejected for job at strip club. Crisis ensues.

“It’s so unfair that I’ll never get to enjoy the typical female experiences that cis women take for granted! Like being a stripper!”
#notafetish

Pooner mad that troons talk over her in trans spaces. Speak up lil dudekingbro, you are meant to be the man here!

But that doesn’t make sense - if that were the case, then that would imply that people naturally act like the gender they were socialised as, which as we all know, never happens.

 

[Roland TB-303]

I can’t quote you @Moon Cricket so I’ll just repost but this one is pure comedy, the irony is just *chefs kiss*. Being ignorant to the fact that it’s not the drag queens that automatically turn the kids into a fag but the fact that the type of parents who are ok with drag queens would be the type to groom their own kids.

 

[Syikeblade]

Is it an L if you get exactly what you wanted, and you hate it? These pooners are truly masculinized, not just in the physical sense, but in social spaces as well. And they're discovering it's not just like their animes.



>I'm a real boy!
>WTF, why do I get sleepy after I cum?
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>And what's with the sudden mental clarity and feelings of guilt?



>I'm a real boy!
>WTF, why do girls on apps talk to me for a bit and then disappear?
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The troon-to-incel pipeline in action. MGTOW spaces are going to get real weird in a few years.



>I'm a man, rrrrgh, a real man!
>WTF is happening to my hair???
>*cries*
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Okay, this can be disheartening to real men, too. But she chose this life so she can't complain.



On the other side of the coin:
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There's actually a ton of threads about butt hair. They hate it. They imagine themselves as burly bearded bears with the smooth butts of Renaissance marble sculptures.

I don't understand why lesbians decide to troon out.

 

[Fapcop]

Quick one.
Not an 'L' ... yet. But it will be. Somehow I know this without any ESP.
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Obligatory HMWH link.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2qbF0KnWwB8

Rope egirls AND trannies ftw

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I can’t quote you @Moon Cricket so I’ll just repost but this one is pure comedy, the irony is just *chefs kiss*. Being ignorant to the fact that it’s not the drag queens that automatically turn the kids into a fag but the fact that the type of parents who are ok with drag queens would be the type to groom their own kids.

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I don’t believe trans kids even exist, but every time more than one child in a family turns out to “happen to have been” born in the wrong body, that should be an automatic red flag for social services.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

Running event organiser is upset over people gaming their non-binary catergory. How you planning to police that? They are who they say they are at any given time

So people will "pretend" to be "non-binary" for no other reason than to participate in the non-binary sports category, but a man would never, ever pretend to be a "trans woman" just to participate in the women's sports category, only a bigot would even suggest that such a thing could ever happen.

 

[Geraldine]

Non-binary has no definition at all.
How indeed to police it?

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Tranny got disowned by their family. W for the based family.

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I got disowned! Vent (self.trans)
submitted 11 minutes ago by SunkenRoyalty

I've never really made posts before, nor do I like talking about my feelings but I'm really just in need of support? I'm 18, nonbinary, currently at University. While trying to arrange housing for next year, my dad had to sign a form and refused to sign it as it "didn't have my legal name". I had to then explain that I legally got it changed and he then said he would not sign it, nor would he ever talk to me.
The next day, my mom messages me saying we need to talk. I ask that one of my siblings be on the call as I know that she likes talking face to face as I am much more easily manipulated that way. She threatens me, saying "I hold the cards to fund your degree, or not." and throws out a lot of harsh things to me before saying that unless I changed back my name and stopped refusing my assigned gender, I am not allowed back home.
So I'm not allowed back home. I'm living off of my savings while in search of a job and they have cut all contact with me. My sister has to go and collect my stuff for me.
Me and my parents have never really gotten along. I think they wanted kids, but I was the fourth one and once I was a teenager they made it pretty clear that they wanted nothing to do with me. I expected this to happen eventually, but it's just so much change to deal with at once as an autistic person.

I would have kicked this out of the house last year...
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[break these cuffs]

I don’t believe trans kids even exist, but every time more than one child in a family turns out to “happen to have been” born in the wrong body, that should be an automatic red flag for social services.

I remember a story from a few years ago when something like 30% of a sped class at a UK school came out as trannies. Nothing strange going on here! Just safe spaces allowing more people than even to realize their true self.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Before I could even open my mouth, he starts going into a big speech about how (like I’ve seen some people saying in the comments) it’s 2024 and these events don’t have to be gendered anymore and I’m making an active choice not to include him by saying they’re for women only and that he just wanted to be able to celebrate me and he’s really hurt that I don’t want that.

I said it wasn’t my intention to hurt him at all and if he wants to come I’m not going to bar him from doing that but I’m also not going to open up the guest list and invite other men like my other brother, dad etc. because it’s my party and I for reasons completely unrelated to him I would like it to be the traditional women’s only style.

He then asked why I would make an exception for him but not my other brother. I said well my other brother doesn’t want to come, he is not interested in a party for girls but if you are then just tell me and I will be so happy to invite you. Then he said that’s not the reason and hung up on me.

JFC this pooner can't even pass over text. This is bitch is a Grade A cluster B high maintenance nutjob. The kind of women other women roll their eyes at and tell to calm the fuck down.

 

[Stupid Lisa Garbageface]

I really hope the bachelorette party OP follows up with a post about the wedding because you just know that TIF is gonna pull some attention-seeking bullshit.

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

I don’t believe trans kids even exist, but every time more than one child in a family turns out to “happen to have been” born in the wrong body, that should be an automatic red flag for social services.

Fucking right!

There are people who, for some reason, desperately want one or more of their kids to be "trans", because in certain circles, it's like a badge of honor.

There are Facebook groups filled with people like this. It's fucking insane, and horrifying at the same time, given the numbers involved.

 

[Enwardo]

Fucking right!

There are people who, for some reason, desperately want one or more of their kids to be "trans", because in certain circles, it's like a badge of honor.

There are Facebook groups filled with people like this. It's fucking insane, and horrifying at the same time, given the numbers involved.

The sad part is that this is what the state sponsored social system wants. They actively disqualify normal, albeit religious, people from taking in kids from the system in favor of placing the kids into homes where they’re more likely to be abused.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

“Slightly smaller feet” from taking E?!
Those are your delusions, child!

Theory: their big ass man flippers are just stretching out the dainty lady shoes they bought and are getting euphoria boners over them fitting slightly better

 

[Positron]

I really hope the bachelorette party OP follows up with a post about the wedding because you just know that TIF is gonna pull some attention-seeking bullshit.

The groom and his groomsmen should be tasked with keeping his eyes on the pooner and liason with the venue's security. If she pulls anything funny -- and you know she will -- escort her out.

 

[Señora Airi]

But they think literally everything they like is trans. I’d love to go on to one of these groups with a movie picked at random, go through the plot and just say, “As a trans woman, this hits hard.”

Try it with Birth of a Nation.