Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[LiquidKid]

What are cooking in Guinness? Genuinely curious

Guinness Stew is actually a very common and popular recipe, so much so that a lamb and Guinness stew can actually be bought at the Harry Potter pub at universal studios

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[Cornfed]

I can't imagine any high profile legal cases that he could have streamed in the last years that would kept his core (non coom guarding) audience around and happy. I cannot think of any massive free speech attacks on platforms being perpetrated by weirdos everyone loves to make fun of that he could have capitalized on. I can't think of a black guy who has made millions in an industry that Nick was tangentially related to that he could have befriended.
Truly sad. Even Ralph manages to keep his shirt on for the most part.

 

[Strix454]

What in God's name is Nick trying to say here? That if you don't constantly fawn over your wife every day other men are going to attempt to have an affair with her? I knew it was going to be bad when it started with 'those redpill guys are right about a lot of stuff' but jeez-o Nick.

What he is saying is that he is a really insecure guy who thinks the only reason his wife is with him is money and fawning. It goes right along with his politics. Relationships to him are all transactional and market-based. You are paying a price that she accepts. But if someone comes along that offers a higher price, she will move on to that person.

Its similar to his comment from last year: "You couldn't afford her" (his wife).

I begin to think that perhaps Nick consumed alot of Pickup-Artist/Redpill education about women in his youth.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

And as shown with a prior incident with Null,

could you point me to where I could learn more about this? I only know about montegraph as some schizo q boomer who loves being a vexatious litigant with the drumr stuff from like 5 years ago now.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

could you point me to where I could learn more about this? I only know about montegraph as some schizo q boomer who loves being a vexatious litigant with the drumr stuff from like 5 years ago now.

He talked about it a few times on the MATI stream. Elissa Clips might have the relevant section.

 

[Nod Flenders]

I don't know why Rackets hasn't come out of the closet, yet. It's obvious to everyone that he's a flaming homosexual.

 

[Anticipointment]

I can't imagine any high profile legal cases that he could have streamed in the last years that would kept his core (non coom guarding) audience around and happy.

Nick has said recently that he plans on streaming the Courtney Clenney trial that is supposed to take place in February. Some OnlyFans thot who stabbed her boyfriend to death. She claims self defense but there are videos that show her hitting him & being the abusive one previous to the stabbing. Not sure of the whole case details. Nick probably loves the OnlyFans aspect & probably has hopes that it will be the next Depp v. Heard type of story but with more coomer joke opportunities.

 

[Strix454]

I don't know why Rackets hasn't come out of the closet, yet. It's obvious to everyone that he's a flaming homosexual.

Dax tried to help him out of the closet not too long ago. He did the whole "why are you not gay bro?" hypothetical thing on him and Nick had to think about it. Then Nick asks Dax if sexuality is a choice. Dax responds with the perfectly sleazy "Ummmm......yeah".

Then Dax explains how Dax would rather fuck a guy than a woman who weighs 150 pounds. And it kept going downhill from there. Dax seemed to be doing the whole gay guy creeping on the unsure guy thing and he was talking as if this was a conversation he had likely had with other men before.

Its on Eliisa clips for those interested.

 

[Chibitzen]

I’d advise Nick to manage his expectations and not think he’s going into some major conference if they do set up face time in Florida. It’s just as likely they’ll give him 30 minutes and show him the door once the PA pops her head in to say their next meeting has arrived.

He's only concerned about managing his audience's perception of him, I suspect.

Its similar to his comment from last year: "You couldn't afford her" (his wife).

Pretty soon he might not either. Unless he has a backup.

 

[elb]

could you point me to where I could learn more about this? I only know about montegraph as some schizo q boomer who loves being a vexatious litigant with the drumr stuff from like 5 years ago now.

I don’t think I already had this clipped but I knew where to find it. Here ya go

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Dax tried to help him out of the closet not too long ago.

That was this weekend lol. I thought Dax was taking the piss with his talk about how he’d rather fuck men than a woman (like Christina Hendricks) who weighs 150 pounds. Then again, Jamie Lynn Hughes revealed that Dax was eager to suck dick at Burning Man and loves getting fucked in the ass by strap-ons, which he also enjoys sucking.

“Straight” guys who “joke” about being gay are like “totally not pedophiles” who “joke” about wanting to fuck kids: They always mean what they say and it’s never a gag. Nobody who isn’t those things talks about being one that much, whether as a shitty attempt at humor or otherwise.

 

[Captain Manning]

Right now I'm leaning 70% on Nick coming back gloating that he got what he wanted from rumble, solely just to try to own the kf plus keep up appearances but things actually didn't go the way he wanted and he has to suck it up.

Didn't he basically already do that? Or make a sad effort?

I thought that's what this retardation was:

Of course, he didn't actually get a contract renewal, but he sure wanted the Farms to know there was totally gonna be discussions, or some shit, and we were gonna be BTFO'd. Here we are in January, and still no contract.

It reminded me of those idiots that believe Ed McMahon when he tells them they might have already won a million dollars. There's a reason they say don't count your chickens before they hatch.

I feel like the main interesting thing going on with Nick right now is waiting to see if he realizes that rumble doesn’t want to give him another contract.

It’s like how Ralph died off after a spastastic year.

Well, Ralph is off the wagon again and charging up his gunt utters. He could very well be more interesting than Rekieta this year. It's only January, and he already got caught on camera jacking off to Nicki Haley.

If memory serves, IF Nick drags this Monty thing on for as long as he possibly can, there won't be a potential trial till 2025.

Still, I think that given how beholden he is to supporting JuJu with practically anything, and how obsessed JuJu is with July, there's a LOT of chances for funny this year. Plus all the crossover potential from everybody else connected to that shit show.

It's gonna be hard as hell to top 2023 though. I wonder whether he can do it.

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick has said recently that he plans on streaming the Courtney Clenney trial that is supposed to take place in February. Some OnlyFans thot who stabbed her boyfriend to death. She claims self defense but there are videos that show her hitting him & being the abusive one previous to the stabbing. Not sure of the whole case details. Nick probably loves the OnlyFans aspect & probably has hopes that it will be the next Depp v. Heard type of story but with more coomer joke opportunities.

We all know he's only interested in the coomer aspect of this. Otherwise it's just whore stabs moid to death literally yawning who gives a fuck.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Can you imagine Nick putting in this effort to cover something?

He is there at the Trump trial:



L | A

He set up an LLC and got actualy press credentials.

 

[Captain Manning]

I guess Null is seriously thinking about suing Epik on behalf of KF.

You just KNOW Balldo man is gonna be back on his shit on how he totally could set up a billion dollar crowdfunding campaign to help the site if only Null would put on the Balldo.

 

[keke]

“Straight” guys who “joke” about being gay are like “totally not pedophiles” who “joke” about wanting to fuck kids: They always mean what they say and it’s never a gag. Nobody who isn’t those things talks about being one that much, whether as a shitty attempt at humor or otherwise.

Another massive giveaway is when they do it whilst shitting on women, which Dax and Nick can’t help but do. They are always gay and want you to be gay too.

On that note, Nick’s adoration and infatuation with Dick is not only pathetic and funny, but homosexual. He was clipped today or so talking about how Dick is one of the only real ones and how he’s the most honest man who ever lived, how much he values that integrity etc... it’s so crazy hearing shit like that now knowing he started his entire channel for the Dick super fans (himself included) on FB. It seemed borderline innocent when he’d talk about it a couple years ago. Lost in the Maddox lolsuit sauce we were naive. Note that he’s again pretending like he’s unbiased and just straight talking, because he too cannot be anything other than honest, when he’s actually salivating over Dax’s prolapsed anus.

I guess Null is seriously thinking about suing Epik on behalf of KF.

You just KNOW Balldo man is gonna be back on his shit on how he totally could set up a billion dollar crowdfunding campaign to help the site if only Null would put on the Balldo.

Boat has sailed tbh I think at this point Nick would at first gently hint he doesn’t think there was defamation, then just straight up say there’s no case

 

[Maude Snew]

Dax tried to help him out of the closet not too long ago. He did the whole "why are you not gay bro?" hypothetical thing on him and Nick had to think about it. Then Nick asks Dax if sexuality is a choice. Dax responds with the perfectly sleazy "Ummmm......yeah".

Then Dax explains how Dax would rather fuck a guy than a woman who weighs 150 pounds. And it kept going downhill from there. Dax seemed to be doing the whole gay guy creeping on the unsure guy thing and he was talking as if this was a conversation he had likely had with other men before.

Its on Eliisa clips for those interested.

I don't like them putting Mexicans in our web shows that turn the friggin host gay.

 

[Swole McPole]

Bold of you to assume he's not gonna just show up on their doorstep unannounced if they don't respond to him back

He should subcontract the task to Vito the Pedo. I hear he's great at showing up unannounced at business premises and demanding the attention of the business owner.

You just KNOW Balldo man is gonna be back on his shit on how he totally could set up a billion dollar crowdfunding campaign to help the site if only Null would put on the Balldo.

Nah, Nick is going to go on and on about how he supports Epik's free speech rights to defame Null. He'd probably set up a GoFundMe to support Epik.

 

[Captain Manning]

Boat has sailed tbh I think at this point Nick would at first gently hint he doesn’t think there was defamation, then just straight up say there’s no case

Nick has pulled this shit twice now. Once concerning the Greer lawsuit, and another time when Epik (temporarily) took the domain name. I don't think he'll ever miss a chance to claim Null is a poorer person for not sucking his dick.

And the fact it's such obvious bullshit makes it funny.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I guess Null is seriously thinking about suing Epik on behalf of KF.

You just KNOW Balldo man is gonna be back on his shit on how he totally could set up a billion dollar crowdfunding campaign to help the site if only Null would put on the Balldo.

Null should tell him to sod off.

I am good for a good amount, and I would wager that the fans Nick has seen out the door and have made their way here could coble together more for Null than Balldo.