Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 96 24.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.5%

  • Total voters
    388
Was his Sunday stream because he missed a sponsor read? Am I making this up?

Speaking of sponsors; has anyone been superchatting him to read promo for their brands? Such as the teaman and some other cbd, delta 9, w/e thing?

He said on his LOCALS stream Friday night that he forgot to do the read, then that he would do a weekend stream. I think that was the reason...

As for SC adverts, the anime tea person has moved on because Nick called V-tuber fans 'paedos' when he and Coomalot were fighting with Pippa Pipkin and gaslighting harder than an 19th century London. No one else does, AFAIK, but I am basing that off the dearth of chats, in general.

Interesting. I really don't know why he agreed to the locals post shows, especially when he already signed the Rumble contract. I saw him complain about how he hates doing them because he's always exhausted after streaming, so I always wonder why he would do them. Not to mention nearly all of the embarrassing clips of him come now from those kitchen/hot tub ramblings. Seems like he just decided to make a needless problem for himself. If he is renegotiating, that seems like the #1 priority.

He signed with LOCALS stipulations because did it because it was a fun coombox until people realised that 1. He was not going to do any more trial content they wanted, 2. Their posts were public 3. Nick stopped caring and appearing there regularly.

As for streaming, part of his cope during a LOCALS stream where he 'had plans for LOCALS in the future' was that once it was part of a contract, it demotivated him. He wants to get rid of the requirement, so that he can do LOCALS more, but whenever he wants to.

Because he has to, he does not want to.

The idea of fulfilling obligation and work is such an anathema to him. It does not appear that this mindset transfers totally to his children, and I am glad that they are not like to starve or suffer neglect.

Locals was a way for Nick to make alot of additional money. To get people to pay for locals, the streamer has to provide content and engagement that is both unique to locals and of sufficient value to the audience. To do it right, you have to spend dedicated time on chat engagement, create additional streaming content specifically for locals and do stuff that makes the audience think they are getting something special.

But shortly after he started his locals, Nick took a look at the work required to do locals right and said "I'm not doing that". And he effectively killed his own locals. He has to do the required content (for now), but he has made it clear that he really doesn't want to do locals at all. Just like he doesn't want to bridge shows from youtube and just like he doesn't care about superchats anymore.

What Nick wants is to be paid a big wage by Rumble for streaming a given set of hours in exchange for him putting in no effort whatsoever. The whole idea of "working" is kind of a mystery to Nick.

He wanted to replace his DISCORD that was full of detractors, but until then, it was a passive income source where he had very little engagement.

I ended up on Law&Crime as a result of the algorithm and they were sponsored by Attorney Tom :story:

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Tom is doing what Nick should be doing
 
The vast majority of the time, any resolution that involves nobody stepping so much as a toe into a courtroom is the best one.
For the parties involved, yes, but it is rather boring for onlookers. Nick drunkenly defending himself in court would just be incredibly hilarious and he himself said there should be a camera in every court room.

Pearly Necklace.
She wishes, even that guy she saved from homelessness didn't stick around which is much worse than even Russel "can't get laid at a whore house" Greer.
 
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I feel we haven't had any locals chat log dump/highlights lately. Is it because it's even deader than before or just nothing of interest?
I feel like the main interesting thing going on with Nick right now is waiting to see if he realizes that rumble doesn’t want to give him another contract.

It’s like how Ralph died off after a spastastic year.
I decided to swing by Twitter and see how Nick's old friends over at FNT are doing. Gary, aka Nerdrotic, had Vivek Ramaswamy, a man who many consider to be one of the top choices Trump has for his VP pick, on his show. Boy, if only Nick didn't didn't burn that bridge with Gary in favor of that of Juju the Cow. He could've raked in the superchats and gotten a lot of clout and eyes on him. Oh well. Pour yourself another drink Nick. Will help with the cope.
Nick’s subconscious mind probably sabotaged that because it would have put him in a position where he was expected to do something reminiscent of work, like reading some notes before a show.

Same reason he doesn’t like talking about the law despite having been a lawtuber
 
I feel we haven't had any locals chat log dump/highlights lately. Is it because it's even deader than before or just nothing of interest?
Nothing really interesting regarding Nick. When he does something interesting, I'll check the logs around that time and post those.

We could probably learn a lot more about the chatters, but they are mostly boring (or continuing in the same humdrum vein) and the logs are what you would expect from the same two dozen people who are engaged every day.

There are some pet pictures that are cute.

If anyone wants to go through them, let me know. I still have to logger running. I can also talk people through setting it up on their own, if they want to run their own instance.
 
I feel like the main interesting thing going on with Nick right now is waiting to see if he realizes that rumble doesn’t want to give him another contract.
I think the funniest outcome would be that Rumble DID offer him a contract already (just not in person), but for way less money. I can see Nick being so out of touch with reality to think he can hard ball Rumble into more money/concessions despite driving zero value to the platform.

There are some pet pictures that are cute.
SHOW THE PETS. We're in a holding pattern until Nick finally melts down over Rumble snubbing him.
 
Someone just discovered the sharpening and clarity sliders in whatever trash phone he uses.
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Kurt and him will soon have a lot more in common. Poorly executed halfwit plans, an Inbox full of rejection notices and catfish, all grounded upon the buckets of rage they regularly subject their audience to.

Even though the relationship eventually went to hell, at least the woman Kurt met online was actually a real woman.
 
Bit of an addendum to @Balldo's Gate post. @AltisticRight submitted to happenings that the ceasefire between Null and Ethan Ralph, fostered after Ralph left AF's orbit, is now over, and Ralph is back to calling Null a pedophile.

The reason?

Null is being honest about Dax and Rekieta.

Who could have possibly seen THAT coming?
Pretty obvious for a while Ralph wants to move into the attack junkyard dog role that he played on Cozy for the Rekieta/Dax/EVS grouping.

I think the funniest outcome would be that Rumble DID offer him a contract already (just not in person), but for way less money. I can see Nick being so out of touch with reality to think he can hard ball Rumble into more money/concessions despite driving zero value to the platform.
I think it's the most likely outcome.

Even if they don't want him, it makes sense to give him a lowball offer to reject saying "sorry, we need to cut back on these costs" because if the way the partnership ends is with Nick thinking they don't like his content he will badmouth Rumble endlessly and talk about how much it sucks every single day.
 
As for streaming, part of his cope during a LOCALS stream where he 'had plans for LOCALS in the future' was that once it was part of a contract, it demotivated him. He wants to get rid of the requirement, so that he can do LOCALS more, but whenever he wants to.

Because he has to, he does not want to.
At the risk of sounding like a broken record: What a sorry excuse for a man.

Keeping your word, upholding contracts and doing right by those you do business with are all very basic elements of being an honorable person. If Nick wasn’t so profoundly broken he’d see his resistance to being trustworthy as a character flaw to be worked on and overcome.

But he’s a lazy POS and trust fund kid, so instead he’ll just keep telling himself that it’s the rest of the world that’s fucked up.
 
How is, for example, a few Friday or Saturday nights out a month not enough for a couple? They need several weeknights out now too?
Mr. Bowl and myself have not had a date night in a year and a half; we’ve had about three since 2021.

Nick probably would’ve killed himself by now. Imagine going that long without bulls.
 
I think the funniest outcome would be that Rumble DID offer him a contract already (just not in person), but for way less money. I can see Nick being so out of touch with reality to think he can hard ball Rumble into more money/concessions despite driving zero value to the platform.


SHOW THE PETS. We're in a holding pattern until Nick finally melts down over Rumble snubbing him.
Right now I'm leaning 70% on Nick coming back gloating that he got what he wanted from rumble, solely just to try to own the kf plus keep up appearances but things actually didn't go the way he wanted and he has to suck it up. 20% Nick coming back to Minnesota seething at rumble cause he didn't get what he wanted but has to eat the contract cause he got no choice and finally 10% Nick coming back with no contract and starts ranting about rumble not listening to him.

Mostly basing this on the notion that I'm convinced he wants to prove kf wrong in some way and therefore easily claim that everything on him on kf is a lie but putting his family in front of the camera is no longer an option. Lying about his contract would be a more palatable option.
 
Right now I'm leaning 70% on Nick coming back gloating that he got what he wanted from rumble, solely just to try to own the kf plus keep up appearances but things actually didn't go the way he wanted and he has to suck it up. 20% Nick coming back to Minnesota seething at rumble cause he didn't get what he wanted but has to eat the contract cause he got no choice and finally 10% Nick coming back with no contract and starts ranting about rumble not listening to him.
Bold of you to assume they're going to set up a meeting in FL. With Nick admitting that right now they’re not responding to his emails or calls, I’m now not certain they’re even going to give him a meeting slot.

I’d advise Nick to manage his expectations and not think he’s going into some major conference if they do set up face time in Florida. It’s just as likely they’ll give him 30 minutes and show him the door once the PA pops her head in to say their next meeting has arrived.
I’ve had people fly in to meet me who took it for granted that I’d give them a good chunk of my day just because they made the trip. These were always the people I’d discouraged from coming in person because I knew it was not going to go the way they expected. Invariably they’d get butthurt that I didn’t allocate them more time — “after I traveled all this way, at great expense?!” — even though I’d told them up-front not to come. Nick is nothing if not entitled and he’s exactly the kind of whiny prick who’d pull this shit. It’s the amateur’s idea of “negotiating.”
 
Bold of you to assume they're going to set up a meeting in FL. With Nick admitting that right now they’re not responding to his emails or calls, I’m now not certain they’re even going to give him a meeting slot.

I’d advise Nick to manage his expectations and not think he’s going into some major conference if they do set up face time in Florida. It’s just as likely they’ll give him 30 minutes and show him the door once the PA pops her head in to say their next meeting has arrived.
I’ve had people fly in to meet me who took it for granted that I’d give them a good chunk of my day just because they made the trip. These were always the people I’d discouraged from coming in person because I knew it was not going to go the way they expected. Invariably they’d get butthurt that I didn’t allocate them more time — “after I traveled all this way, at great expense?!” — even though I’d told them up-front not to come. Nick is nothing if not entitled and he’s exactly the kind of whiny prick who’d pull this shit. It’s the amateur’s idea of “negotiating.”
Bold of you to assume he's not gonna just show up on their doorstep unannounced if they don't respond to him back :story:
 
Bold of you to assume he's not gonna just show up on their doorstep unannounced if they don't respond to him back :story:
That would be beautiful, a replay of Ralph outside the Blaze while Balldoman was inside a few years back. Only this time, he's on the outside, rambling around outside the Rumble offices, screaming, yelling, trying to figure out how to live stream from his Rustang to yell at Rumble, probably on their own platform. Meanwhile his "heat allergy" is notably missing in the hot and humid Miami air.

It would be like (Johm) potter(y).

Edit to add: Oh man, if Bernie Garçon is reading the thread, that would be a fun copypasta- Ralph's truck scream in the Blaze parking lot (and across the street), but Rekieta, not getting his contract renewed.
 
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Right now I'm leaning 70% on Nick coming back gloating that he got what he wanted from rumble, solely just to try to own the kf plus keep up appearances but things actually didn't go the way he wanted and he has to suck it up.
I'm more like just 100% of anything Nick says will be a complete lie.
Meanwhile his "heat allergy" is notably missing in the hot and humid Miami air.
Funny how his "heat allergy" only happens when there's something he doesn't want to do. He could be in a nearly boiling hot tub looking like a lobster while flashing his dick at wine moms on some gay coomstream, and somehow he'd never have "heat allergy" from that.
 
Correction. He wants to prove "some people" wrong. The pussy doesn't have the balldos to even say our name these days.
He never has, it was "social media experts" back when this thread was in multimedia. It's shocking when he gets drunk enough to call out Null or Sean- he's usually just a little coward. Typical crybully.
 
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